MNSTRZ Meets Gombie and well, Lallu too
"Do we have to do this?" Mels muttered grudgingly.
"Yes..we have no choice. Our lawyer insisted on "talk it out" before you sue someone." Raksha reminded.
"We are our own lawyers!" Mels reminded.
"When did we give this loony advice to ourself?" Triv asked.
"Oh," Raksha said. "Sorry..it was our Judge Zainab who gave the advise."
Triv groaned. The judge poked her- hard. She yelped and dragged her feet to Jzoo gate. It was obvious that she was very reluctant. All sane people were, before entering that place, she thought wisely.
"I wonder if Rasili ka tabela is still there" Sids wondered out loud.
"Why? You want to feed them?" Nans asked
"Nah..wanna sic some on Jzoo praani's. You know..do some good for humanity." Sids explained. "Maybe I can wrap them in red clothes so that they will attack." She mused.
"Animals are color blind," Triv informed. "The bulls react to the motion of the cloth and not the color."
"Oh." Zainab, the Judge said. "Maybe I can convince them to dance with those cloths draped over them."
"You are Ebil..how in world did you become a judge?" Mels asked awed by her ebilness.
"She is innocently Ebil. It's a killing combo." Raksha explained.
"Ohhh..combo..I haven't been to McDonalds and had one of their combo's in ages!" Sids moaned.
The gang snorted. "You went there yesterday!" Triv exclaimed.
"Oh. Right. See?! Yesterday. It's been ages!" Sids said.
The gang rolled their eyes and rang the Jzoo bell.
A man in white opened the door and no we don't mean Prem. 😛 Before he could open his mouth, the gang and Goaty barged into the house. He stared wide eyed and open mouthed at Goaty.
"Close it before a fly flies in," Nans advised. The servant closed his mouth and scampered away.
"Mannerless," Raksha muttered in disgust. "Didn't even offer us water."
Lallu wandered into the hall. "Shambu, I want Te-" He screamed seeing the gang. His eyes moved to Goaty and he screamed like a girl again and hastily climbed up a table.
"You know Lallu..she can easily reach you on that table," Triv told him lazily.
Lallu eyed the chandelier hanging by the ceiling. The gang noticed the direction of his gaze and chuckled. "What are you, Spiderman? You can't reach there." Mels snorted.
"Maybe if Gombie threw him there…" Zainab mused.
"He may look short but he must be bulky..it will take quite a lot of stamina and strength," Raksha said gazing at the chandelier wonderingly.
"Only Gombie can manage that," Mels said.
"Why are we discussing this?" Nans asked impatiently. "We came here for a reason, remember?"
"Oh right," The gang said.
"What is world is going on here?!" a voice asked askance. A large, round lady entered the room staring at Lallu, who right now was trying to fold his pant legs and eyeing Goaty warily.
"We were having a profound discussion on Lallu, stamina, strength, Mrs. Lallu Juneja," Nans said helpfully.
The gang laughed lightly. "Mrs. Lallu Juneja," some of them muttered in amusement.
"I didn't do anything! I swear! I didn't sue them! And they have no reason to sue me!" Lallu cried in panic.
The gang was wisely ignoring him now because honestly, Lallu with folded up pants was not a picture you wanted to carry in your head.
"I am not Mrs. Lallu Juneja," She said disdainfully.
"We wanted to talk to you," Raksha said calmly.
"Fine," she twisted her face in disgust then caught sight of Goaty and gasped. "What is this thing doing in my house?"
"If Hippo's can live here then why not goats?" Triv asked.
Gombie looked confused.
"Nevermind that." Mels said impatiently.
"We wanted to talk to you about your behavior." Zainab said.
"Yes?" Gombie asked coldly.
Triv smiled grimly. "You see…you are in danger of being sued by us due to your attitude with our Prem and Heer."
Gombie looked amazingly unalarmed. "So?" She asked.
Mels and Triv opened their mouth to give her a verbal blistering but Raksha motioned them to quite down.
"So mend your ways soon or we will be seeing you in court." She said calmly.
"I will see you in court then, because there is just no way in hell that I can accept that Heer back with my Prem and be nice to her."
Zainab shook her head pityingly. "Truly?"
"Yes…I have a lawyer, who will do anything for me now," Gombie said confidently. "I only need to give him wads of money and he will fight any case for me."
"What's his name?" Mels asked, besides herself with interest.
"Ajay Saxena," She removed a picture and showed it to them. "This is his picture."
"Why are you carrying his picture?" Nans asked suspiciously, sending a glance at Lallu who looked too busy having a terrible time folding his pant legs - it kept unfolding and sliding down - to pay attention to his wife. He kept shooting wary terrified glances at Goaty. (You need to read the courtcases to understand this😆)
"Ummm," Gombie said, snatching back the picture. "Your work here is done..you came to threaten me-"
"Advice, actually," Sids said dryly.
"Yes, well, I don't care. Do what you want."
"It will be our pleasure, believe me," Triv said with a grin.
The gang moved to the door. Lallu looked mighty relieved.
"I don't understand how you can expect me to forgive Heer. I lost my daughter because of her. You don't know the pain and you don't understand or know Heer; at all," She raged.
"Perhaps, you didn't know or understand your daughter instead," Raksha said quietly before the gang left the house.
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I wrote this as a contribution to our 350 epi celebration but some people 🤔 made me post this in a new topic coz not everyone will be able to read it there and they thought a MNSTRZ post deserves a new topic.😆
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