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Well..a bit crazy...a bit sane..this is our take on Thursday's episode. Do let us know what you think of it. A lot of hardwork and ROFL went into writing it😃
Siddy and Mels analysis on Part 1 of the epi:
Yesterday's episode can be named as Last scene to the rescue.........so Prem walks towards the cliff.......while his family members, instead of stopping him, keeps on shaking their heads and looking like they have been asked to eat RR. It begin with the show's hero's that is Lallu's dream. Now how interesting? After torturin us wid non-stop ranting for the past 5 mths...the guy had some nerves to dream abt something this creepy. who in their normal frames of mind could dream dat!!!
Lallu......as it was his dream, gives full importance to himself by making Prem address him and only him. Anyway, as Prem goes near the edge of the cliff, Lallu tries to act as if he will run and pull back Prem but however he stays rooted on his spot (that is thirty feet away from Prem). Then in the dream sequence Lallu also adds a background score (duniya mein kitni hai nafratein) However that is not all.
The song starts from "mar bhi jaye pyaar wale, mit bhi jaye yaar wale......." just to suit the scene. And all this while he imagines his son delivering dialogues professing his (prem's) undying love for Heer as well as his father.
Then Prem falls of the cliff........though the fall was initially horizontal......later it, miraculously, became vertical. Prem, with heer safely positioned in his arm (probably he put feviquick on himself so that Heer was glued to him), made the straight and well balanced fall. (Prem is seemingli perfect in everyfing...even in the geometrical positioning of his body while his remained heer safeli cuddled in his arms. The flight from the cliff and bak to novere was a strange one and we got the so-called dummy theory of SBS confirmed as well...thanks to Nans..she watched it in slow motion and after a few secs ..Prem shrinked ...he became slimmer den Heer...)
Alas, the dream breaks and Lallu is all sweaty....🤢 A very tensed Gayatri (with make-up like she has walked in straight for a party)asks Lallu as to what is wrong with him. Though the answer to this question is known by even a new born baby, however Gayatri took the liberty to ask it and ruin our time. Then Lallu, all sweaty, says that he had a very bad dream. Bad! he calls the dream bad. It was the most nauseating and sick thing that a father can see about his son.
So, then he acts all concerned when Prem bursts into the room. Prem is all hyper and says that he has searched for Heer everywhere, as in "maine usse chappa chappa dhoonda", but in vain. Looking helplessly at Lallu, Prem asks for his darling father that what should he do now.
Well Prem Is Prem. He still finks his dad is his bhagwan...(if some one could tell him thats dis is da biggest mis-conception on his end, his life wud be so muh easier). He clings on to him and seeks for advise from him. BTW we had been pretty upset at Prem and da way he has been navigatin Heer for no good reason.
He had searched every nook and corner of that plx and was still under the impression that she is around somewhere. This is when his dad takes da call and tells him...beta heer chali gayi ..woh toofan legaya usey…(thank god he didn't say "who udd gayi" 😆as per our expectations) 😆
Prem stood stunned for the next few secs. His eyes refused to blink and even lallu's non stop cryn and plea for apology went over his top. He had landed somewhere else for tht momentary 5-7 sec time period. This is when he hits bak to this world and completli denies what lallu had to offer him…His "mujhey who chhod key nahi jaa sakti ..kabhi nahiii …jaa sakti' was firm and strong…He runs out of tht plx…followed by the zoo clan ofcourse.🤢
Angels realized that we would have shrieked nd jumped out of our sofas to slam the TV screen had it been for one more sec of Lallu n focus, hence the frame totali changes to THE Prem. He walks up to hold tht thread which hung dere un touched and unaffected despite the disastrous storm. He is adamant in his belief that Heer is dere and "dey will be" come what may. His " koi bhi toofan koi bhi bhagwan mujhey meri heer sey alag nahi karsakta" reminded us once again of how Prem has walked out on the world for Heer every time, it needed be. See, even Lallu(his God as he says) can do jack of anyfin, where Heer's concerned.
His commitment and belief in her and deir relationship is above and beyond every relationship. Here he confirmed Lallu's dream as well by sayin tht if he is asked to walk out of tht plx empty handed, he'd rather die.
Everyfing was hunky dory and da prayers were amazing when another cartoon hit the frame…Dheer…dere reali is no justice in dis world!! ….who is apparently the onli mortal who had not been affected by the so-called storm…….he was completli in plx..wow…tok abt logic and BT!..Snap out and Back to Prem who gives a smile over what he had to say to him. He looks bak at the thread and he Knew it, this was God's call. His Heer was dere and how!!
Here Daljeet comes into the doctors cabin. Well not actually a cabin, more of a room, the wall of which is made with clothes and not bricks or cement. Anyway, Daljeet asks the doctor how her daughter is doing. Somehow, the doctor knew that who Daljeet's daughter is and replies that she is doing fine. Dajeet gets all Daljeet-ish type tensed and asks the doctor about "woh meri beti ke saath jo hai, woh kaisa hai?". The doctor, confused, says that Ash came all alone, no one was with her. Daljeet is still persistent and demands to know about the 'companion.' As the doctor sticks on his ground, DJ deduces that the doctor is feeling embarrassed. So she put down the drs of the room and tells the doctor that she knows her daughter is pregnant and wants to know about the child's condition. After a lot beating around the bush, the doctor says that Ash is not pregnant as per the reports ( why did they take a pregnancy test?). Out of nowhere, a man enters the room (so much for pulling the drapes) and comments that "shaadi se pehle maa bangayi", at that moment DJ realises that Ash is not pregnant (when the doctor kept saying that she did not believe, however when that man made a comment she could see the truth. How??) and vows to get even with Preet and get the two married.
Triv's analysis on Part 2 and half of 3rd part of the epi:
Ok..the second part starts with Biji (I hoped Bijli would fall on her during the storm but..*sigh*) holding her head..which is surprisingly light coz it's filled with bhoosa. Then she glances at her hands and wiped the blood(?) from it with her dupatta. She is making weird self pity expressions when Nihaal drops in and wow..which expression is that? Oh wait..that's a blank expression. He asks her how she is. 😕 Ya Nihaalllll..can't you see how happy she is? She is almost skipping there with glee.
Then he goes and asks another stupid question. "Did you see my Ammi?" Yes Nihaal, we all saw her. Everyone with eyes saw her.🥱 Then Biji goes..Mere saamne Hamida ka naam mat lo..this woman is crazy..he didn't take her name. Biji really is lallu's mom...I just got proof.
Nihaal is shocked...finally an expression. Biji points to a room helpfully and says "I was locked in that room for hours." She thinks it was a man who positioned himself on the door to protect her..quite confident of your beauty yet huh Biji? She says Hamida left her in the closed room to die. *sigh* Didn't the news reporter woman tell people to lock themselves in a room? Git illogical irritating Biji..but that's not her biggest fault..her biggest fault is being Lallu's mom.
Then she whines some more that Hamida pushed her and she banged her head and hurt herself (all coz of her light head..nahi toh itne se push se who would have banged their head so badly?) and says that she will NEVER forgive Hamida. ooooook...I didn't hear anyone asking for her forgiveness anyway...one more proof that she is lallu's mom. Then she is ..umm..sighing, gasping and making those weird expressions again..Ah crap.
Now Nihaal's mom is being rescued by two soldiers. They glide her over to Nihaal😕 Haila..*watches the part again* Oh, boy they actually did glide her there.😆 Poor soldiers. Nihaal to the rescue!..of the soldiers... as he takes charge of his nakli momma and lays her on the debris..Ouch that's gonna hurt. hehehe. Biji is shocked..so much that her eyebrows almost fly over her head. *searches the sky* maybe they went to join Heer.
Nihaal assures her that nothing will happen to her and she will be fine. Hamida is skeptical and disbelieving..this boy is blind...doesn't he see that the director told her to DIE?! Idiot boy..no wonder he is Ullu's friend ballu's son. Hamida then firmly tells him that No son..(she won't be alright) Then she starts her story..which is uber boring and she knows it so she stars speaking fast so that the viewers don't commit suicide with boredom.
She goes into clear flashback...in details..as lallu went in details with his freaky, disgusting horrific dream. Apparently Hamida had been married for 10 years and still had no children and she was greedy for a child. Hamida and her husband have never heard of "Adoption" apparently. She sees Teji and Ballu in the station with their son Nihaal..who is 4 years old..(he looks 7 though) Note: I am so glad that all their children went on Teji in the looks department. 😳 The 4 year old Nihaal is the cutest.
Continuing, Hamida is instantly smitten with Nihaal and keeps looking at him. Luckily (for her) Ballu is buying something and he needs permission(?) or advice from Teji about it. Teji like an idiot gets up and turns her back on Nihaal and gets busy discussing or staring at what ballu was going to purchase. Here Hamida uses her quick thinking and goes and snatches Nihaal in her arms and sits right back on the bench she was on..which is like 2 feet apart from where Nihaal was actually sleeping😵
Her husband is such a mandh bhuddi.🤢 He is surprised when she sits back with a strange child..that too so close to the childs parents. He says "Allah se darr Hamida...ek maa se uski aulad chinkar, aulad ka sukh pana chah rahi hain tu..ye galat kar rahi hain..ja usse wapas rakhke aa." (Like he is some packet of buiscuit) Anyway he says wisely that Hamida doesn't know the consequences of her deed. And Hamida sushes him..Well now we know who wore the pants in their house. Note here that Hamida claimed that her hubby tried very hard to make her see reason....yes..can't you see how much he tried to make her see reason? Wow..such a LONGGGG lecture he gave.
Thank God they didn't have children or they would have been as dumb as Hamida. But Hamida is actually clever! Well atleast cleverer than Teji..who turns back aaramse and exclaims that their son is gone missing to her hubby. They then start looking in the train..seriously why would the child go in there? And which Kidnapper would be stupid enough to be in such a plain sight..Ok, Hamida will and is. 😵
Then even more stupidity...Teji and Hamida(carrying Nihaal and a blanket wrapped arounf her) walks into each other. And...😲 Oh dear..Nihaal's chain falls off😕 Teji walked into Hamida and Nihaal's chain fell off...Who ever wrote this scene deserves an Oscar. *hands it to them with all the fanfare* 😃 << Nice smile huh? For the magazine pictures. *strikes a pose to go with the dazzling smile*
Teji the tubelight sees the chain and realizes that the woman who she walked into was the actual kidnapper and she just took her son away..Awww..poor Teji...her acting was awesome in this part.
Anyway, end of flashback 😵 Ah crap........ and back to Hamida in the present time(Thursday to be precise) and she tells Nihaal about the chain and that she met a girl in the dargah wearing the same chain and she was Nihaal's apni 😵 Don't these people realise that people can have the same design wala chains? I bet I have thousands of same chain sisters.😵 Anyway that girl in the dargah was Heer.....😲No way!!!!!! Really? Such a shock for us...😲 We would never have guessed! Heer! Nihaal's SIS! 😲 What an unexpected surprise!😲👏
Oh ya....forgot to add that in between they did show Biji with the shocked expression. *sigh* Why me..GOD..why me?! Nans, Siddy, Mels..if this torture kills me then I am soo haunting you guys during KDMHMD timings! You just HAD to give me THIS part
Anyway Hamida asks for forgiveness from Nihaal. Given!!!!..now die and end my torture!
Oh..now Biji is sobbing..from shock that Hamida is a child snatcher or that Nihaal is not her son..or that Hamida is dying..or maybe coz she took pity on my torture..probably the last one..Awwwww BIJI! *goes to hug but then remembers that she is ullu's mom and so gives her the evil eye*
Hehehehehe..when crying..BIJI looks like she's gonna vomit 🤣 Biji! Is umar mein..Log kya kahenge...and more over..HUM kya kahenge..Ullu ek piece kafhi hain!
So lol..Hamida is dying and she looks like she is laughing. LOL. Anyway..She dies! Woot! Woot! I mean..oh so sad....😵
Nihaal is crying...Biji is crying and some stranger is crying too😲 he goes on to explain that Hamida was the one standing outside the room where Biji was locked...so that the door wouldn't open...Ummm..couldn't they BOTH have just pushed their body weight against the door from inside itself? Logical huh? But then BT is never logical. Anyway, Nihaal slides this smug glance at Biji that his nakli momma was trying to save Biji and Biji is all apologetic and says that today Dharam ki deewar gir gayi...OooooooKKKKKK...after some bhashan..which I tuned out coz I wanted to bang my head on the wall after watching this torturous part of the epi...
*Triv buys a bottle of poison and drinks it unable to bear the torture of the part which she wrote the analysis on..She waits for half an hour, nothing happens😕..she waits an hour more.😕..still nothing happens.😕..she goes and checks the bottle...Ahh crap...Lalit products..No wonder it didn't work*
Nans..don't forget you promised me a HUGE box of Hide and Seek biscuits with Hrithik Roshan too for writing this part of the analysis.
Nans update on the last part of the 3rd part of the epi:
there's a big fuss near the lake where all the injured people from the lake(ok..i dont know how they r alive after soo long...with so much blood on them....and one whole day in the water was just amazing for them i guess) and then they show a very much tensed THE prem...he looks at the water.....a man says tht if ur relative is there they'll be saved....and prem sees sumthing white floating.....
and wow...he remembered....heer was wearing a white dupatta too....he cud remember it thru is flashbak....dirt bhara flashbak....a white(not exactli...i found it brown)dupatta flying..and then THE prem trying to catch hold of it....(now...how cum he remembered tht dupatta with the one in the lake??!!!....was it heer's??...but i saw heer was wearing her shawl when she flew...) and then THE prem shouts her name aloud..."HEER"....and there he ducks and runs......and the whole family shouts "Prem.."...all of them crying....and our Prem...runs and jumps into the water.....whoosh......(splashing sound)..and then they focus on each family member crying their heart out...most of them with their eyes closed....i thot they were smiling in btw......and then it ends on ullu, gaya3 and veera's face.
.....now where exactli is meher?!!!!...nihaal was with his mom....ash and dj r 2gether...but where's meher??!!!..never mind..she'll be there when heer's in the hospital i guess....
~Triv, Siddy, Mels & Nans😃
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