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@Bolly*_Crazed...that a good one...you got me wondering now...was he trying to send a message...lol

@ Kit...that was hilarious 😆 😆 😆

You guys made me laugh on a gloomy monday morning...

Got another...Dunno if it thats great though... Will try again soon😆

Break out: Stay in

News just in...

An outbreak of the deadly KYM28 bird flu virus colloquially named Michiaria in women in India Forums Kayamth section has forced them to stay indoors in isolation.

According to BT officials the virus was detected when there was a mass gathering of the women and evidence of the infection was noted from the characteristic bloodshot eyes due to sleepless nights, frantic fist shaking, furious typing on keyboards and monotonous repetition of the words Michi moments.

But the virus has now spread amongst immediate family members too, though the women initially affected tried hard to hide their condition but it was too late, infection had spread and separation of the male of the host species known as Mi and female known more commonly as Chi was needed as a precaution to try to control the spread of the virus.

Officials say that the separation is a necessary precaution but too many people have been infected already and they are trying to trace the source of the outbreak. Though unofficial sources say that exposure to both Mi and Chi leads to an incurable infection and though they are frantically trying to develop a vaccine, as of this moment there is little hope.

This year alone there have been a number of outbreaks of infection, Mi and Chi remain unaffected which are the suspected culprits in spreading the disease worldwide and it was in India that the world's first reported major KYM28 was reported, outbreak among these poor individuals occurred in August 2007; when Mi and Chi were seen happily enjoying the monsoon rains, Who knew what chaos they would bring.

Since 2007 the lethal KYM28 strain has been lethal for more than 250 people and decimated relationships around the world including such countries as the US, Canada, The UK and Indonesia and the major concern is that the virus will eventually mutate into a form that is easily transmissible, it is unofficially referred to as the ShaChi23 strain, triggering a global pandemic. There are already concerns regarding the KYM28, but this mutated strain may prove even deadlier.

OMG RIMS...KYM28 bird flu virus and ShaChi23 strain 😆 How do you come up with these...

God I can't stop laughing...thank god that i'm all alone at home...lol

Good one Rims...keep it coming 😊

OMG Reemzyou made my day discribing the epidemic...i think we should send this to some Newsmagzine. 🤣

Thanks Heebs...but I guess I should know some things as I study them... 😆 Look what great use I put that to...This was basically my version of an old article...

Thanks Sumu...😉😆

Dial 'MICHI' for marriage or mayhem?

Thanks to the number of times the lead pair of Kayamath, MILIND AND PRACHI, lovingly christened as MICHI by their fans, have visited the altar, potential bride and grooms are approaching them for advice on what NOT to do in order to have a successful wedding day and, subsequently, a successful marriage the first time itself. According to my source, MICHI have sportingly included the following pointers for their worshippers-in-love:

a. Never marry for revenge
b. Learn biology so you will realize that one needs to have intercourse to get pregnant
c. Don't have a petrol can around the house
d. Don't walk barefoot along an isolated road, surrounded by hills, lest your jealous ex-lover tries to harm you or your partner, and you lose your memory on your wedding day

Hmm….Interesting, indeed! But, being an avid viewer of the serial myself, it's quite evident that MICHI discover new techniques to ruin their marital accord each time…ab ye hi sun lo…Mi has actually gone to invite his obsessive ex, the woman who tried to kill his wife and ruin his life, for his 2nd? No 3rd, perhaps…oh, not sure; let's just say for his nth wedding with Prachi, and you can pick your own number!!!!

So beware, fellas, before taking advice from these misguided lovers! As for MICHI, will their 'Not-to-do' list keep growing?


Kitty Koo, reporting for the Krazy Ki Paper
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Wrote this in 5 mins, and hence sorry if it's not funny enough!

Lol...Kit 😆 oh my godddd That was hilarious... 👏 Five minutes...excellent....

😆 my mood is much better after readin ur post 😆 😆

lol..thanks Rimss...your piece was classic though, but I think you got it, thanks to my 😆 😆 😆 lol

Thanks Ify *if you were referring to my post, i.e.* 😆