Funny poetry

HI guyz,i know this is nothing to do wid kzk,but just for fun i m posting this.

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!



Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??


Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh !
Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki vo aap jaisa dost aur na bnaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin vo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Ankhiyon se ankhiyaan mila meri rani,
ankhiyon se ankhiyaan mila meri rani,
teri baain aankh kani,
meri daain aankh kani.
waah waah...waah waah

Apne husn par itna naaz na kar O Pagli,
Pata hai ki tu roz lagaati hai Fair & Lovely


Pyar ek baar ho to bholapan hai,
pyar do baar ho to apnapan hai,
pyar teen baar ho to deewana pan hai,
pyar baar baar ho to kaminapan hai!!



Pyaar nahin karna tha humse,
dillagi to na ki hoti,
ae bewafa beech samundar mein laakar maara,
ek kashti to di hoti.


Dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka pota,
dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka pota,
agar Daadi tu na hoti to yeh kharcha to na hota!!

Ghunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Ghunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

hahahahaha funny na...hummmmmmmm

always be happy .and keep smiling😊

amna

These r really funny 😆 😆 😆

Ghunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Ghunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

This one is kewlest! Lolzzzzzz

amna bahut funny jokes they 😆 ..newayz i ll also like 2 add sumthing 😛

ek larki thi diwani si ,sunder si lambi si
shermaya kerti thi , galiyon sey guzarti thi
latak matak chalti thi aur kehti thi
berten lelo berten lelo 😆

hey nice jok ronitfan 😆
i hope kisie k saath aisa asli main na ho 😉

Tht was a nice one madiha 😆

Lolzzz same here..I have one too-

Jab baadal aaye, teri yaad aayi
Jab baadal chaaye , teri yaad aayi
Ghir ke toofan aaya, teri yaad aayi,
Saavan mein bheege hum, teri yaad aayi
Kyun na aaye teri yaad? Tune chatri jo nahi lautayi!!!! 😆

MAKE BAJAJ DIE OR FIND A NEW REPLACEMENT FOR HIM AND MAKE PERNA AND ANURAG MARRY AND MUKTI AND PREM MARRY SO AS SNEHA AND SARAT

gud poetry . i like it. 😃 😃 😃

One more from my side-
Qutub Minar pe chune se likha tha ghaalib ne...
Lal Kile pe chune pe likha tha ghaalib ne....

LIKHNA MANA HAIN! 😆