Random Musings : A One-Night Stand!

Jai (Crying to himself) : Waaah, what could I do? I hadn't slept for 2 nights in a row....Sleep just overcame me......Why did Pia have to break my arm for it?😭😆

Bani : Uh Oh...Mr. Walia, aap phir se so gaye......Poor Pia, I can so understand what she must have gone through...I should have warned that Mr. Walia is automatically programmed to take his Sleeping Pills at 9 and doze off by 10 Pm!😆

Roshni : Ha Ha Ha! So Jai does it again...Old Habits Die Hard! Good to see he hasn't changed one bit! Can't forget how he dozed off when we were trying to make out in the Car and how Bani's Mom got bumped off......😆

Ranvijay : Hmmm, Interesting.....Lagta hai ab Mr. Walia ko neend me hi pakadna padega....😎

Pushkar to Pia : So what happened, what is everyone talking about? Did Jai Sir doze off while you were trying to Molest...No...No, I mean make out with him?😉

Pia to Pushkar : Don't even talk about that Bore to me...Can you believe, I don on my best Chiffon Sari and that Dori waala blouse that Di lent to me....and as I am pawing him all over, he just falls on the Bed, right on top of me.......and goes to sleeps.....I mean....Hello......I had a fracture on my left hand and I think my ribs also broke....Have to get the concussion on my Head also checked...What else can you expect if a 300 Pound man falls on top of you and goes to sleep?😆

Pushkar to himself : Can't say the Witch doesn't deserve it...But Poor Pia, must have had some time, trying to put Jai Sir on the Bed!😆

Massi to Jai : Munna, kitni baar kaha tha, ki VLCC join kar le aur apna weight thoda reduce kar...Ab dekh, Pia tujh par case kar rahi hai.......Uske sharir ke 200 mein se 90 haddi tune tod diye.....😆

Pia to Jai (3 Months later) : Mr. Walia...Main aapke bacche ki maa ban ne waali hoon......

Jai (Surprised) : That is not possible....Remember, us raat ko, Dubai mein....Main toh so gaya tha......

Ranvijay to Pia : Haan Haan, Main gawah hoon, main hi Mr. Walia ko badi mushkil se strecher par leta ki Apne kamre mein le gaya tha....❤️😆 Aur baaki ki raat, kabhi main aasmaan ke chaand ko, aur kabhi bistar par lete is chaand ko ghoorta raha.....

Bani to Pia : Pia, are you sure us raat ko tum Mr. Walia ke saath hi thi.....Remember, ek baar school mein tumhe Broom room mein kisi ke saath kiss karte hue pakda tha, aur tum jise apna boyfriend samajh rahi thi, woh school ka Peon nikla tha.....😆

Pia (Very confused) : Oh Di, I am so confused.....Agar woh Mr. Walia nahin the, tho phir kaun tha?

Sandy Bhalu : (Crying) Woh main tha Pia......Main toh Ranvijay Ji ke kehne par Mr. Walia ka night-gown lene aaya tha, tum ne itni Vodka pi rakhi thi, ki tum meri baat sun ne ko tayyar hi nahin hui....aur phir......Haila....😆 Ab mein Roshni ko kya jawab doonga, use toh har raath Headache ka bahana suna deta hoon......Now she won't leave me alive!😆

Pushkar to Pia : So you finally found that Buffon Sandy to impregnate you.....Not a bad choice at all, aur kuch nahin toh, tumhare bacche ke baal bahut sundar honge....beshak uska bheja permanently khaali kyon na ho!😆

Trying to be funny, given the depressing circumstances, will try and come up with something more humorous than this later!😃

Love,

MT

ha ha ha aha LOL very amusing MT thanx for the sanity and humour in the otherwise morose conditions...

lol...really funny MT...we need this for upcoming episodes 😡

MT i cant even laugh im mourning yaar 😭 but i liked she chose Sandy bhalu 😆 😆

I love it....is good one...MT keep posting..

Nice thought MT but I am just toooooo dispapointed ATM about KS that nothing seems to chee me up Sorry

it made me chuckle thank's babe!!!!!!!!!

thanx MT.. made me laugh out loud!! 😆
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Hey really Creative GO on we are wth u
Do this more after HEARTBREAK we need something like this 👏

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that was sth MT..... 😉 dekhna kahi RanVJ nah preg ho jaye..... u nevaa know.... science really improved a loooot...... 😆

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