India Forum Motion Pictures Present the Magnum Opus of the Season;
JAIDAS........๐๐๐
The Tragic Tale of A Man, A Woman and A Bar!๐
Starring :
Jai Walia as Jaidas
Bani Walia as Baro
Pia Shukla as Piamukhi
Pushkar Shukla as Chunnilal๐
Jigyasa Walia as Devdas' vampish sister, Ananya
Ranveer Walia as Kali Babu๐
Mohan Khandelwal as Mahendra Babu (Paro's Prospective Suitor)
Ranvijay Chopra as Raghulal (Devdas's ahem......Man Friday yaar, nothing else!๐)
Raashi Walia as Durga (Kali Babu's neglected wife!)
Scene I
Devdas sitting in his Study : Haila, yeh kya ho gaya, Baro upsurped all my money.....Now I am not only biwiless but also penniless.......๐
Piamukhi to Chunnilal : You loser, kahan main soch rahi thi ki Paro ke dhoke ke baad main Jaidas se shaadi kar loongi, magar nahin usmein bhi tumhein taang adani zaroori hai....Why can't you get one thing right?๐ก๐
Chunnilal to Piamukhi : Arre, what did I do? Main toh sirf Jaidas ke gham ko halka karne ke liye use paas ke Chandni Bar mein le gaya, mujhe kya pata tha, wahan use bartender ke naukri mil jaayegi?๐
Baro to herself : Jaidas aur Bartender? Eyuck! How Low-society....Mujhe hi kuch karna hoga, soch rahin hoon ki Tony ko nikal kar, uski jagah par Jaidas ko rakh lete hain....Is tarah se he can double as both Butler and...ahem, lover.....๐ณ๐
Jaidas to Baro : Main aur tumhara Butler? Shakal dekhi hai, Makeup ke bina, neem ke ped par chadi hui bandariya lagti ho....My foot! Main ab Chandni Bar mein Bartender ka kaam karoonga, aur mujhe din ke aakhir mein ek bottle Beer bhi free milegi......aur phir Piamukhi mere liye roz raat ko ek Mujra bhi karegi....What else does a man need?๐๐
Kali Babu to Ananya : Dekh liya Baro ki kartoot, Jaidas ko Kothi se Bar par utar diya......ab tumhari baari hai, yeh joh zari gote ki saari pehen kar ghoom rahi ho na, sab 2 din ke liye hai, Baro tumhein seedha Kitty Party se Kitchen aur Pantry mein le aayegi....๐ก๐
Raghu Kaka to Jaidas : Jai beta, bahut sharab pee chuke ho, chalo ab sone chalte hain....Mera matlab, tum sone jao, mujhe toh akele hi sona hota hai......๐
Baro to Jaidas : Suno, Mere man ke swami, mujhe apni bhool ka ehsaas ho gaya hai......Wapas Ghar chalo, I am so sorry.....
Jaidas to Baro : Finally.....Good for you, waise bhi Chandni Bar se mujhe nikal diya.....Maine Customers ko serve karne ke bajaye, saare drinks khud hi piliye.....Chalo main wapas ghar aa jaata hoon...
Baro to Jaidas : Wapas Ghar? Ghar aane ki baat kaun kar raha hain....Main toh Tony se maafi maang rahi thi, ki maine tumhein employ karne ke liye use nikalne ki baat sochi......Tum raho apne Chandni Bar main, for all I care......๐
Will Continue the Movie......๐
Cheers,
MT
PS: Don't mind the Ranvijay Joke yaar, I am only and only referring to the Characters and not to any actor!๐ If you feel offended, please PM the same to me, I will promptly remove the same! Also, the term Jaidas has been coined by my dearest Anu, which I have nicely borrowed without her permission for my RM!๐