CHARGE SHEET Against Mrs.Bani Moron Walia
I. PERSONAL DATA
1. NAME OF ACCUSED
Last- Walia,
First - Bani,
Middle Initial -
M(oron)
2. SSN - N/A
3. GRADE OR RANK
Supersleuth, Biwi No1 etc
4. PAY GRADE
Jai Walia's kisses, bed, mansion etc
5. UNIT OR ORGANIZATION
Jai Walia's heart
6. CURRENT SERVICE
a. INITIAL DATE
19th June 2006
b. TERM
7 Janams
II. CHARGES AND SPECIFICATIONS
10. CHARGES:
A. Shrimati WALIA is absolutely fine. But her hands will get frozen when she has to write her husband's first name.
B. Trying to separate a child from its father.
C. Said "I hate you Mr.Walia". Atrotious!
D. Nosey Parker and the curious Cat personified. Highly potent combo.Dangerous for society.
E. Gave away her husband's first love gifts to an absolute stranger.
F. Hypocrite of the highest order.
G. She went to a stupid hospital with the moronest of nurses, for her check-up.
H. Has not yet realized that her husband was shot at.
I. She's an airhead.
J. She has Pia for a sister and Pushkar for a 'friend'.
K. Bhashanrani. Highly infectious bhaashans.Might transfer it to the Walia chirag and set bad example to the youth.
That's all for now.Will update later.
III. PREFERRAL
11a. NAME OF ACCUSER
(Last, - Om
First, Raaga
Middle Initial) Churi
b. GRADE
Withheld
c. ORGANIZATION OF ACCUSER
The IF Kasamh Se Despo and The Munna4ever defense club.
d. SIGNATURE OF ACCUSER - R.Om
e. DATE (20006 08 01)
AFFIDAVIT: Before me, the undersigned, authorized by law to administer oath in cases of this character, personally appeared the above named accuser this day of , , and signed the foregoing charges and specifications under oath that he/she is a person subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice and that he/she either haspersonal knowledge of or has investigated the matters set forth therein and that the same are true to the best of his/her knowledge and belief. Typed Name of Officer Organization of Officer Grade Official Capacity to Administer Oath (See R.C.M. 307(b)_ must be commissioned officer)
XYZ
(Signature)
DD FORM 458, MAY 2000 PREVIOUS EDITION IS OBSOLETE.
Sangita Di; The honorable defense counsel for Mrs.Bani Moron Walia, let the war begin!
Regards
R.Om
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Seher Hone Ko Hai
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