Random Musings 2

Saahil : Arre Raashi, meri Haldi aaj nahi hai baba, aaj to sirf sagai hai.

Bani : Hai maa, inhe peete dekh, mera sar kyon ghoom raha hai.

Pia : You looser, dhire se maar, mera wisdom tooth abhi nikal raha hai. Jo bhi thodi wisdom thi, usse bhi main loose nahi karna chahti.

Saahil : Mamiji, main aaj Raashi ko date par kahan lekar jaoon. Pichli baar main usse Siddhivinayak lekar gaya tha, kya fundu date tha. Mujhe aur tips dijiye na, only 30 seconds ...huh

Bani : Saahil tum baar baar mere kamre mein math aaya karo. Pls meri secretary se time le lo. Ab kabhi bi Ranveer aa sakta hai. Maine usse time diya hai aur phir uske baad Mr. Walia ko. Kahin Ranveer ya Mr. Walia ne dekh liya to gazab ho jayega. Tumhe yaad hai us mechanic ka kya haal hua tha jab usne mujhse ek urgent issue par consult karne ki koshish ke thi (down below - Baani's flashback))

Ranveer : Saahil, mere consultation ka waqu hai, tum line tod nahi sakte. Mamaji kuch jyadi hi prompt hai, woh paanch minute pehle aa jate hai. To mujhe jaldi jana padta hai. Chal chal, patli gali se nikal chal phoot.

Saahil : Mamiji main baad mein aatha hoon.

Saahil : Arre mamiji, sirf ek minute, As per ur advice main .......

Jai : Saahil, tum is halat mein, mere kamre main kya kar rahe ho.

Bani yeh sab kya ho raha hai. Dont tell me, let me guess, tumne mujhse permission liye bina Kissology - Advanced Course Shuru Kiya. Aur I am the instructor for the next session right.

Aditya : My dear Walias, where do I sign up for these consultation classes

Raashi : Hmmmm - mere kaano mein jo solitaires hai, woh Pia ke pasand ke the. Ab usse pehen kar usse aissa jalaoongi

Pia : Thanks Di, lekin ab bahut der ho gayee, woh solitaires, Raashi ne khareed liye.

Arre Dixit saab, aap yahan, aap to mar gaye the, yaha kahan cricket khelne aa gaye

Papa Dixit : I have risen from the 'Ashes', could not have missed net practice with Salil Ankola, would I (Salil Ankola - the hunk in the middle)

😆😆too good hun!!👏👏👏