Ranveer (jokes) look page 6 - Page 3

😆😆😆Ranveer has become 75. He is now a great Baba and a guru also. Everybody comes to him,who is worried .

One day comes a old woman and says that she hates her Bahu .Her bahu has stole her son.
Ranveer answers:" Apne apne Bete ki shadi hi kyun ki mere pas ata to apke palu se hamesha chipka (glued ) hua hi rahta."

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that reminded me of jigs and ranves 😆

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Its a normal day jai comes in his office and cant belive his eyes he calls Ranveer,Ranveer comes with his kid.

Jai(shouts):"Ye pure office ka kiya haal kar diya he,ye pooja ka saman😆 ,ye phool 😆aur ye murtia?"😆

Ranveer:"Ye mera bache ka idea tha,hum office ko mandir bana ne wale hai.😆

Jai:"Why??"

Ranveer:kyu ki aj kal ghar me sare bacho ne mera dimag (Brain)kah liya hai,ghar me ek bhi pooja ke liye chain nahi milta!😭

Jai:"Dimag hota to kahte"😆😆

gud one!! it really made me laugh..till my stomach began 2 pain!!lol.. 😆

Originally posted by: Jaseeka

Its a normal day jai comes in his office and cant belive his eyes he calls Ranveer,Ranveer comes with his kid.

Jai(shouts):"Ye pure office ka kiya haal kar diya he,ye pooja ka saman😆 ,ye phool 😆aur ye murtia?"😆

Ranveer:"Ye mera bache ka idea tha,hum office ko mandir bana ne wale hai.😆

Jai:"Why??"

Ranveer:kyu ki aj kal ghar me sare bacho ne mera dimag (Brain)kah liya hai,ghar me ek bhi pooja ke liye chain nahi milta!😭

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ohhh snap 😆

really good 😆 😆 😆

what a joke.....
hahahhahhaha 😆

Originally posted by: Jaseeka

Its a normal day jai comes in his office and cant belive his eyes he calls Ranveer,Ranveer comes with his kid.

Jai(shouts):"Ye pure office ka kiya haal kar diya he,ye pooja ka saman😆 ,ye phool 😆aur ye murtia?"😆

Ranveer:"Ye mera bache ka idea tha,hum office ko mandir bana ne wale hai.😆

Jai:"Why??"

Ranveer:kyu ki aj kal ghar me sare bacho ne mera dimag (Brain)kah liya hai,ghar me ek bhi pooja ke liye chain nahi milta!😭

Jai:"Dimag hota to kahte"😆😆

LMAO😆......ur hilarious.....😆

read all of ur jokes.....n i cudn't stop laughing as i was reading em.....too good😆

keep em cumin'😉😆😆😆

Wow! Heh Heh Heh 😆 😆 ! They are really nice jokes! Really Funny! Keep it up!