Swati di's and road
One day swati di drove her bike in a grave yard
Swati: this is the only road which so many speed breakers, next time I wont come to this road
Swati was boiling a knife
Jeenal: Oyee why are you boiling knife
Swati: I am going to commit suicide
Jeenal: So, why are you boiling the knife
Swati :I am boiling it because I don't want to get infection
Swati di to her mummy (jeen)
Swati: Mum I want a piano
Jeenal: no beta you will disturb everyone
Swati: No mum I swear to God I will play it, when everyone will fall asleep
A two seat plane crash into a graveyard
Govt. sent Swati for the enquiry.
Swati reported back
Swati: Till now we found 500 dead bodies and still we are digging ground haha
Swati: Jeenal do you know how to swim
Jeenal: No I don't
Swati: My dog is better than you
Jeenal: Do you know how to swim
Swati: yes
Jeenal: Than what is the difference between you and Dog (Sorry swati di don't mind, its just a joke)
Swati goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating she goes to wash her hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks her, "hey what are you doing??"
She replies back, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin"
Swati was upset with jiju
And she decided to kill herself and jiju
She target the gun on her head
And said
Swati: Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!
Swati attending an interview in a Software House.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Swati: No Sir, If U give me the address I will go there sir…
A lady calls Swati for repairing door bell,
Swati doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Swati replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
