Time to Welcome our new MOTW! - Page 9

Originally posted by: *mad*

izzu r a hair clip cos i keep losing them all the time..n u r jst like tht
u disappear all the time 😛

It's true! Nice Name! It reminds of hairspray! have u seen it? 😆

Originally posted by: *mad*

sry for the dealy.... hope u got all the answers no worries... thanks for answering, I enjoyed reading your answers... I will be back tomorrow or later today😉

Cheers,

dc

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

should hv killed u like 1 month bck

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? cos when the do sleep.. they sleep like babies (y do u hate babies😕)

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yeah cos some1 else cn always translate to him n he will knw exactly wht we hear

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? too lazy to find new batteries

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? hw am i to knw???

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? cos they cnt bother to count the no of starts..some1 else was stupid enough to count all of them for hrs......

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? cos last minute also a person cn get AIDS😆

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? couldn't find scissors

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? for exercise

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? head is more important

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? yours???

What is the speed of darkness? same as the speed of the light

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? i think so.....if they are VIP


If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? -double zero

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? helping them selves

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? single ppl live longer as there is a less chance of getting killed by their spouse

Do you cry under water? y would i???

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? we are stupid thts y

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? its fun to pay extra

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." am i suppose to knw this???

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? cos its easy for us to bake our shoes when they are wet

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? cos its too cold for the bulb inside the freezer

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? do u do this other way around??


Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ?? they do dream in their own way

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!) u reply to tht 1😡

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?y did u bother to come here???

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ? ahhhh

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? no they hv diff tunes

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . . 😡

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? im going to kill u soon


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? bad breath😃

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? so far never..but who knws if u pressed it correct first time

Originally posted by: Catwoman

🤣

Kat😳

Originally posted by: Dazzling*

Congrats 😃

Originally posted by: desi chic

Hai... I love these posts😃😳

Firstly, CONGRATZ!! 🤗

U changed ur ID... kyun?😕 *mad*? 🤣 cos tht is my real life nickname..every calls me tht.😆 I see... well I'd always called u ashu... but now I guess I'm gonna call u madz, how's that?😃 no prob lot call me maddy n etc

Do u have long or short hair? long...but plan to chop it off yeah? Layered? Dyed? Streaked?😆😆 nothing.. those things require high maintenance....and i dnt hv enough patience for tht..

What was the name of ur favourite Disney character? Why? stitch in lilo and stitch.... he is the most destructive character in disney bit still sweet, funny and cute Aww!!! Lilo and Stich are so cute!! lolz, destructive?😆
If u could fly, where would be ur first landing?

in heaven..i have to c if tht place got a TV, internet cad computer....if nt im nt going there after i die Interesting... really, but to reach "heaven" u have to die first... and that too with good deeds in your pocket... can u make the claim?😳 u said i cn fly..heave in suppose to b above us..so im going to fly there.... mayb i should start applying for hell..might get visa..

What did u have for breakfast today?

ahmmmmm. didnt have any.... woke up at 1pm honestly! how do u guys sleep in that late... I can't do it😕😆 so then what did u have for lunch? I'm not much of a breakfast person anyways... went to sleep at 2am n woke up again @5 so wht d u expect.....i rarely hv breakfast..lunch had cake

When u scream, do things close by start to shake?

nah...... i start shaking...😆 *lmao* nice... shaking to what tune?😳😆 my tune

Where are u? home "home sweet home"😉

Is there a door there? yeah good... I'm assured you're not caved!😆 jk

What lies outside? balcony Nice!! You have a good view? yup...living floors above the ground cn do wonders😆 hv a nice KL tower view😆😆😆

When u look in the mirror, describe the reflection.

a very sexy model 😆 hight self esteem high self esteem is good😉 just take a step back when ppl start mentioning "narsissit"😳 hahh...i was kidding.wht i c is silly grl who got no idea abt anything

Revamp the casting of KAA with KAAians.

gauri - virgo_stars good choice... nainz is sweet like gauri

maya - kuku lmao... kuku, maine kuch nahin bola!

nikhila - anisha anshu? interesting choice... she is one of a kind😳

shiv - i hv no idea.... who cry most in this place??? *ahem* we'll just leave this one then

samar - kuku kuku, u wanted to pair up with him... madz ne toh tumhe woh hi bana dala!

ippy - anisha *rolf*!!😆

mahen - ricky Ranjha as Mahen... wow, interesting choice!!!

Enjoy!😳

Cheers,

dc

Cheers,

dc