Bio on KAA existing Members for Newbies.. - Page 3

Originally posted by: queenkumar

I will PM mod right now Sareeta, I love this post!

Affat, u did well 😆 ...currently givin u guys heart attacks na, well meri rani its ok, only DR. Khan will come to the rescue. Now, don't u want to have a heart attack if he will be Dr. 😉 😉 😉

😆 😆 dii....koi shak hai aapko...?!!!! unk naam se hii haame attack aa jate hai 😳 😳

btw dii....im all set for a IQ aatack...we do get one today? 😳

hahha I'm Gauri's midwife 😆 Thats funny!!

And thanks for the bio on most people here..😃

Originally posted by: sareeta

Awww, thank you soooooooooo much Di!!! I wasnt really sure if it was ok to request here in the post itself and if we could request at all.. isiliye ...!!

You rock Di!

And yeah I love this post tooo!!! Affat I mean Iffat..behen has done ek dum.... raaapchik job of this!! Bole tho ek dum Mast!!!

And agar IQ Doctor banenga na.. tho apun log ko roz ... heart hone to maangta Di!!! Apun log ko unke aspataal mein... full... time bole tho akkhha saaal.. barti hone ka... aur har roz heart attack maangta!!!

Kya bolte behen log?? 😆

aarey sareeta behn apun kya bolegii....jabse daktar IQ ka naam sunela hai...apun ka dimgich ghumgela hai.......bole toh apun ka halat ekdum tai tai fis hogayelii hai......aur dil ki toh tum baatich maat karo behn...yeh toh apun se kaltii margaya......bole toh apun ko daktar IQ aaspatal mai jindagii bhar k liye bhartii hone ka hai.........😳 sangeeta behn ....un k aaspatal mai vartii hone k liye form toh nahi varna parta hai na?!!! 😆

IqbalAddict.. is currently counseling Jade Goody and Her kebab Mother at the Priory Clinic London..on how to eat your popodam and Oxo cubes together……..

hehe, Affat, I knew that will bite me bak day but i think we kicked her butt good, sheeez in India learning to respec, man😆😆😆

hat was a fun post and now what a post this is,

Firstly I shud Salute u for introducing me and the whole KAA Klan. What an intro girly,😆, well when i first read it, I was gobsmacked how precise it was and then I was rollin on the floor doing Mr Rolf. Glad no one was here to see me goin barmy. 😆😆😆

Oh yeah me..I am Hansam…known as Affat by some forum members, don't ask me why………………I am so innocent and bholi bhali, what do I do in the forum….ummmm write useless posts like this and drive everybody nuts!!!!

and now let me tell u why u r known as Affat. u eva seen how many comments are made when u post a topic, it is coz u have such AFFATasious opinions. And we love to put across our own and that's where being a silent reader part ends.hehe😆😆

Our special guest: Dinky21..does not visit often but when does make sure you stop to say salaam/namste ....don't forget you have to do this standing up on one leg…….

Now Dinky21 If u do decide to do as Affat is asking please don't forget to take a picture and send it to us. 😆

This is quite normal.. we have been assured by Dr Iqbal Khan… this is the effect he has on women…..

Okay now, Dr Iqbal shud find a serious solution to this problem and not approve of this disease and admit he's the one causing it as i don't think he will be able to do davva darru for such big number of fatalities.

U HEAR DR IQBAL.😳😳,

Originally posted by: hansam

Hello new friends… welcome to KAA forum….we have a post that welcomes you but I thought I do a post that introduces some of the exciting existing forum members.. so lets begin.. sit back and chill……..

Foremost we begin with:

QueenKumar: Our KAA news reporter, she reads all Taaza and Mast Khabare…Iski ada bhi hai kuch mast……………Her Special news feature at the present moment…"How to get a heartattack and faint in 0.5 seconds" .. will not tell you much you have to watch it….to experience it……

100%... Di is quite the reporter, always there when news happens... But one thing I'd like to add, she doesn't add masala, she's a very truthful person who spills the "truth" as is😉 Applauds for her!! Definately best reporter of the year!👏👏 As for her heart-attack posts, well y'day I came on and saw her post saying something about "towel scene", bhaagu knows how much restraint I put up... My poor finger inched to the post like a snail... but I clicked. My brain was telling me, "You idiot Neetu!! If you see this, studying gayee dustbin mein and so does your test", hence I somehow looked away before anything showed up and clicked "back"... Another note, its fainting the in 0.1 second hun. Btw, inke is formula se hum bahut ache se wakif hain... Uff mirchi!!! *shivers*😳

Smartc: Our official videographer…Don't miss her enticing videos……currently obtaining a Doctorate on Peshawari Champals, dandas and appearing on a Broadway musical titled…" A Chocolate fondue, Strawberries and Iqbal Khan"…..She is currently member of the week.. So run interview her….she is a doll.

Ditto! Meet the owner of "Sanz Magicians". Originally titled, "Sanz Creations", but I've put into the suggestion box for her to re-name it "Sanz Magicians". Why you ask? Well after you watch the magic she creates... You'll know exactly why!😉 And watch out for her Peshawari Champals. She's my Lioness with a Finess, inke saath panga lene ka nahin kya? Warna, *cuts line across throat* chakaassssss... She's my security guard and the secret of my smile!😉 And zyada interview winterview nahin karne ka, apun ki Di kitna kaam karti hai... Tohra rest dene ka bechari ko.😳

Sareeta: Our Noble Prize winner for extremely thoughtful and bone tickling poems and vignettes in English and Hindi……..Founder of KAA Doctorani Assosiation and A profound lecturer on Taporiness. : currently running " learn Tapori in 24 hours.. while sitting on a bicycle course" sign up quick(Apun style se bola hai.Khopri may aya kuch…..)..She is a GOLDEN MEMBER..truly…

Don't miss her special Viewers choice 20 top KAA songs which we host together………..

Ahhh... Meet my boss. Apun ke behan log ka adah wahin ban jata hai, jahan apun ka bos tashreef rakta hai. Aur ye language wanguage kya laga rakha hai... Apun ki Di bahut busy log hai kya... Par agar tu maangta hai, toh apun meeting arrange karenki koshish karta hai. On a serious note, Sareeta Di is out of this world with her words... She breathes life into a string of meanginless letters put together into magical wonder!👏

Desichic, IqbalAddict, Kafan, nyzbabigyal, Saregama_fan & Metoubearscrazyand many more are our resident authors, script writers and crazy creatives…….who represent our daily soap(fanfics).. and they only marry their heroines once.. that's a promise…….and they are more creative then put together the entire so called Ekta's creative teams….

Metouji is my "mittoo" (sweet)... She's one of the big causes of my diabeticness. Her posts are very logical (usually😕😆) and present you an outlook from the POV of an optimist!

Hmm! Desichic has written an enticing novel "khamoshi ki zubaa"..but as for herself..its impossible to remain khamosh.. but I love her dearly……..Her speciality is "how to admire mirchy from far and near"….

Inka kya kahein... Waise, I think I know this one... but not sure... Hold on... THAT'S ME!!! Enticing novel eh? Enticing ka toh pata nahin, par apun koshish karta hai... And yes, like my Affat *coughs* Iffatji has relayed, little speaking happens here. I'm often referred to as the "bak-bak" bachi and I have yet to understand why? Inki baat mat suniyega, mujh bholi bhaali, Amu ki "Khamoshi gudiya" par itna bara ilzaam... Mera naam kharab karne par tule huay hain!😳 ... As for admiring my mirchi... woh toh hum band aakhon se bhi kar lete hai... Expertise indeed! Uff mirchi!! Hai Allah... Ye kaisi cheez banayi hai tune... Itni shiddat se... Hai mirchi!!😳😳

IqbalAddict.. is currently counseling Jade Goody and Her kebab Mother at the Priory Clinic London..on how to eat your popodam and Oxo cubes together……..

Lol... ok, this one is a source of many of my beemaries (essentially shared by my beemari buddy Navs-- nyzbabiygal). What kind of beemaries you ask? hmm... intense shivers, racing pulses, massive blush-a-thons, frequent fainting episodes... How is that possible u ask? Check out her ff and you'll know why!😉 She is essentially, "Killing Me Softly"😳 She makes da best maki di roti and saag eva!😉 my no.1 punjabi gal😳

Yamulya1: my sweetheart….Our forum nurse, she is the special assistant of our forum doctor Mr Iqbal Khan. She was recently given new 5 wheeler car by her bro………(lets all adopt him)

Ok... this one you have to keep an eye out for... Don't let her stride too close, baad mein mat kehna ke bataya nahin.😳 Meet Yamulya... oops! Sorry, Amulya (I'll go bang my head on a wall for you this time😳) and as her name suggests, she is priceless... Wherever we go together, stay clear... half the time we don't know what we talk about, but we've seen a warning from scorpian ji on "chatting"... what's that?😳 She's essentially, my "Amu ki bachi"😆

NazrinKhan: my cyber daughter(ok..ok….I am not old enough to be her mum)….., please be kind to her, she keeps your brain ticking with puzzles..beats soduku anytime…..She is translating the English dictionary for Sareeta in Tapori.. Currently you will find her running out of the house screaming IQBAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!..if you find her please bring her back for me…

"Salaam karne ki aarzoo hai, idhar joh dekhein salam karlein..." Meet my Nazu jaan. She essentially has a very nazuk dil, joh bewajah se dharak dharak kar mujhe pagal kar deta hai! She has insomnia, and requires no such thing as "sleep". but when she does occassionally slip into the trance, she tends to run after what is not hers... My mirchi. Koi isse bandh kar rakho!😕 Affat *ahem* Iffatji, you can have her, and tie her up good... humesha mere mirchi ke peeche bhaagti phirti hai... I need to get her some sleeping pills for dreamless sleep.😳

Vivaviva, Sugra2, Ruvneeta, Vandu4ever : are our serial updaters…miss an episode, don't worry we have it here. If sugra2 does the live update……..man! oh man! She makes u suffer……by posting a few lines at a time…

Serial Updaters indeed... One of a kind. Their updates are often better than the show itself, so be sure to read!!😉 And theres a reason why Sugar is called "Hitler"😳

Catwoman: She operates, the insanity club…currently doing a PHD on towel management and Bananas. She is currently writing.. "Gauri Kapoor, The Edge of reasoning Diary"…..with no reasoning whatsoever…

What shall I say about her... Lately she is working on a study called "Dr. SkrewWalia's Banana Therapy for Women With Potentiality in Pregnancy"... Want a kid, be sure to go to her! Pakka treatment... Waise, I'm scared of eating kelas now due to her...😕 Bachi ki bachi hogi toh kaisa hoga?... And her ffs, well she is also known as "Biggest Cliffhanger Creator on the block"... Why you ask? Read her updates!😕

Sajibabe, cuteface86 and click2read: at times present our janta ki adalat. Be it on fashion or honest truth…….

Sajibabe is currently hitting a nail on Ekta's Warddrobe Staff……to change Yash's dress shtyle…

Very great adivce coming your way if you're thinking about changing your wardrobe... Kasamh se, sab aapko chodh kar, doosron ko dekhenge!😆 JK... Seriously, you're looking out for style, she's your woman!😉

Click2read: is in the process on naming gauri's twins and Anisha7 will be gauri's midwife……

All I will say for now is "Click-her-posts-to-read"... They speak for themself.😉

Sum2005: is busy at the moment, she is in charge of taking Nikhila to an Australian zoo..

Meet Sumu... She's generally a practical thinker, but itne jaanwaron ke beech rahegi toh kuch toh asar hoga na?😕😆 JK... She's a sweetheart!

Pippa: is currently the resident shrink for Shiv Kapoor, trying to feed him laadu and save him from phasi ka phanda…

She is one of the serious ones... If you're looking for logic, click on her posts!

Ash & Ash 9: are currently assisting catwoman, in eating as many bananas as she can..

These bananas are making me nuts! waise sweetness runs in their veins.😳 They'll pick out the sweetest bananas for you!😳

3 Angels: a total angel.. don't miss her great analysis of our favourite couples and crazy residence of Kapoor Ede Mansion..

Her name says it all. She is an angel to the core.

Our Mummy's A.K.A Moderators:- anu_thegr8, scorpion134, Simply_Smart, and Virgo_Stars. Now they are really sweet but if you don't behave, they will put you on the naughty chair..so if you see them in your post be scared first……..say sorry next…….

"Bachke tu rehna reh bachke tu rehna..."😳 Hehe... These woman are very courageous, keeping a zoo together is a rather difficult task I assume.😳

Oh yeah me..I am Hansam…known as Affat by some forum members, don't ask me why………………I am so innocent and bholi bhali, what do I do in the forum….ummmm write useless posts like this and drive everybody nuts!!!!

Allah... Ahem inka naam "affat" kyun hai, ye toh aapko bahut jald pata chaljaayega😳 "Innocent and bholi bhaali"... Hmm... I think she's refering to someone else here... As for driving ppl nuts, she's magnificient!😳

Our special guest: Dinky21..does not visit often but when does make sure you stop to say salaam/namste ....don't forget you have to do this standing up on one leg…….

Guyz be pre-warned.... Snehaji, is very sweet... and upar wala has written her karam with due time.... Sighs.... yeah, like told, salaam/namaste... with standing on one leg!

So enjoy have fun….this will be your first home………if you are paying rent, please inform your landlord you are moving out… Warning to Mummylog, Boyfriendlog, and Pattilog….your daughters, your wives and girlfriends will sometimes become quite dillusional after visiting the forum and may burst out crying or laughing..or in some cases run out of the house..

This is quite normal.. we have been assured by Dr Iqbal Khan… this is the effect he has on women…..

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An essential warning. Phir na kehna, ke bola nahin!

p.s if I have forgotten to add anybody… PM me, let me know. I will add them, these are the members I have interacted with at the moment.. I will add on as I meet more

………..sorry……………..no offence meant to anybody……….

Sareeta thanks for your input…. And direction.. you rock.. my babes…..mwaah xxxx

Newbies welcome to a rockin forum...

Iffatji... Kya post hai!! Haha loved every word!! You're gonna kill us all laughing... Kya intros hai!!😆

Cheers,

dc

Originally posted by: nazrinkhan

😆 😆 dii....koi shak hai aapko...?!!!! unk naam se hii haame attack aa jate hai 😳 😳

btw dii....im all set for a IQ aatack...we do get one today? 😳

YEs, heart attack post already posted! 😳

Originally posted by: queenkumar

YEs, heart attack post already posted! 😳

I think I'll wait until I get home... I'm at the uni library now... agar yahan kuch hogaya... najaane mera kya hoga... and ppl are already giving me weird looks😕😳

Cheers,

dc

Originally posted by: desi chic

I think I'll wait until I get home... I'm at the uni library now... agar yahan kuch hogaya... najaane mera kya hoga... and ppl are already giving me weird looks😕😳

Cheers,

dc

You too cute agar kuch hua toh hum Dr. Iqbal Khan ko bhej denge!😆

Originally posted by: nazrinkhan

aarey sareeta behn apun kya bolegii....jabse daktar IQ ka naam sunela hai...apun ka dimgich ghumgela hai.......bole toh apun ka halat ekdum tai tai fis hogayelii hai......aur dil ki toh tum baatich maat karo behn...yeh toh apun se kaltii margaya......bole toh apun ko daktar IQ aaspatal mai jindagii bhar k liye bhartii hone ka hai.........😳 sangeeta behn ....un k aaspatal mai vartii hone k liye form toh nahi varna parta hai na?!!! 😆

Koi form nahin sirf heart attack daktar babbu ko dekhne ke liye!😳

Originally posted by: desi chic