Spoof and Spoof only! Enjoy or Ignore, as you please!!!π
Dhruv: Rishab, are you ok? π€
Rishab: hmmm... β―οΈ
Dhruv: Tell me for real! Are you ok?! π€
Rishab: hmmm... hmmm... β―οΈ
Dhruv: I have no time for your silent treatment!!! Speak up!!! π
Rishab: Ra... Pu... U... β―οΈ
Dhruv: Whaat??!! Isn't it supposed to be A..B...C...D...? π€ͺ
Rishab: Ra... Radium... Pu... Plutonium... U... Uranium!!! β―οΈ
Dhruv: What are you saying? π
Rishab: The human elements cannot co-exist with nuclear elements!!! π€
Dhruv: So??!! π
Rishab: I am the nuclear energy!!! And spread your energy too... We will rule the world! β―οΈ
Dhruv (Talking to himself): OMG!!! I shouldn't have helped him... He isn't like me.. He's way smarter than me and talks all hi-fi stuff!!!
Rishab: So what do you say??!! π€
Dhruv (To himself): Need to show my smartness too!!! Science.. science... What in science??!! Ok got it!!! π²
Dhruv: You have got 86,400 seconds today! Have you used few for a haircut??!! Look, I have!!! π€ͺ
Rishab: π€
Dhruv: There you are!!! You can't beat my smartness!! π
Rishab: Is it brain or sludge that you got in there??!! π€
Dhruv: π₯Ίπ€
Doctor: Let's start the test! I will ask a simple question... And your answer will tell me whether you are cured or not! π€ͺ
Dhruv gets nervous π² and looks at Rishab who is very calm and composed... π€
Dhruv (Talking to himself): Looks like he's well prepared for the test π³!!! What am I going to do??!!
Doctor: When life gives you lemons, what would you do??!! πππ
Rishab: I will construct a lemon battery... electro chemistry is my favourite subject, Sir! π€
Doctor: Brilliant!!! And you, Dhruv? π
Dhruv (Talking to himself): Think think fast Dhruv... Say something intelligent!!! π€ͺ
Dhruv: I will make orange juice!!! π€£
Doctor:
Rishab: π΅
Dhruv: See.. That's the idea... To make you all wonder how the hell I did it!!! π€ͺπ€£
Doctor: Nurse... Get him (Dhruv) admitted in the special ward... He needs to be thoroughly checked. Looks like some serious mental problem.. π
Rishab: Everyone is made of stardust... I am like a star... shining with light, giving warmth, burning with inner fire... I don't need outside energy!!! I am the energy!!! π€
Dhruv: Doctor.. doctor.. look look look... how he is talking... It's him who has a problem not me... I am very much normal, doctor... π€ͺ
Doctor: Just because you say that you are normal, should I let you go?! It's a dream project for us to study your radio-activated brain!!! π
Dhruv: There is nothing out there doctor.. It's was all trick, doctor.. To keep people interested and intrigued in my character...π€ͺ
Doctor: Then you ARE "THE" miracle project for us!!! π
Dhruv (cursing himself): When I think life cannot get any worse it suddenly does!!!
Rishab: Take responsibility for the energy you bring into this space!!! You never know who looks up to you... The energy is contagious!!! π€
Dhruv: Sounds like some alien theory!!! π₯±
Rishab: No... It's the classic formula in our soap world! ππ
Dhruv, without radioactive elements, is actually more dangerous!! πππ€£
Moral of the story: We really need to go on medication; so that we can slap people around and blame it on the side-effects ππ!!!