"Noiii" I said as I felt the warm, comfortable, snugly ocean that is my blanket, slip away from my body...
"Get the eff up lazy asswhipe"
"Aaarrr.. Maa?! Let me sleep nah? I just got home"
"It's 3'o clock in the afternoon! So get up Khumbhakarna ki illegitimate daughter" The voice still continued to blast in my ears.
"Da fuq. How is that even possible maa? He wasn't a Gujju? And he was a giant... How it that even possible?!"
"Oh Gawd! His idiot even in her sleep, she is a tharki! This is not your maa, and it's your baba's birthday, the girl who calls you amma yaar! Get up for your daughter at least! What have gotten myself into." The gorgeous girl who once rightfully wanted to get part in Miss India contest exclaimed.
"Urrm. Since when did I have a daughter?" I rolled from one side to another, wiping the drool off my mouth.
"This idiot is getting on my nerves. You will thank me later." She said as drained an entire bottle on the bed.
"MOTHEE-- Cham-Cham?" I said wiping the water of my face.
"Oh, so you are not drunk?" Sanju rolled her eyes as she looked around the mess that is my room.
"Ayye! No judgments alright, it was a long night and I hate cleaning." I pulled the blanket to my chest.
"Actually remember the time when you were an idiot and posted this thread a day late?" Sanju took out a hockey stick and glared at me.
Trying to smile innocently, "I am always an idiot"
"That's it!" Sanju swung the hockey stick as I scrambled out of my bed. And out of her hold as well.
Well the baby just had her sweet sixteen yesterday and here are sixteen cucking frazy facts about this beauty:
1). She is one of the proudest Bengalis I have ever met.
2). Her writings are a reflective of her own beautiful self.
3). She wants to be an IITian.
4). She is the biggest nautanki around. 🤪
5). She is the cutest thing I have ever seen with just 5 foot 3 inches 😳
6). She is the next Shreya Goshal in my opinion! A trained classical singer and dancer!
7). She is a nocturnal 😳
8). She is in love with Physics. Period
9). She is a dheeth (yes! She is😆)
10). She has non active tear ducts. They seriously don't work!
11). She is phamous for her controversial posts🤣
12). She is yaaro-ki-yaar!
13). She roots some sort of chaos in life, and she wouldn't want it any other way.
14). She writes like a boss! Seriously there are no words for her writings, hence she is Miss BeyondWords.
15). You can talk to her about anything, seriously anything.
16). She won't admit it, but she is romantic as well, just a sadist one at that
Happy Birthday
Iptisha
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