hello guys 😊
i have a few jokes in mind so thought of sharing it with u people.so it goes like this.........
1. Hello i am a virus and i am entering your mind right now.Sorry i will leave coz i connot find a brain😛
2. If your life is in darkness dont give up but just pray and after praying your life is still in darkness then dont be stupid "GO SWITCH ON THE LIGHTS"
3. hands up! This is a robbery, handsome guys move right, pretty gals move left. Ugly ones move to the centre. Hey u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im talkin to u "GO STAND IN THE CENTRE" 😆 JUST KIDDIN.
4. the police r lookin for a suspect whos smart, sexy and handsome. They have made u out of the searching list. But where should i hide.😆 kiddin once again
5. three monkeys escaped from the zoo.one was caught watching kyph, the other was caught playing football with iqbal khan the great and the third is the one caught reading this text message without iqbal khan😆😆😆
6. when u r lonely and upset just turn to the mirror and say" im so pretty and sexy".But plse do not make this a habbit coz after all "LIARS GO TO HELL"
7. one sardar needed 2 plain papers but he had only one so he photocopied the plain paper which he had.😆 hope no sardar is reading this and if is well, sas tri akal ji just jokin.😆
8.as there is a huge crowd in the airport, the security guards told laloo"wait sir" and laloo replied "80 kgs" and moved on.
9. at a bar in new york, the man to laloos left tells the waiter"johnnie walker single" and the mans companion says "bagpiper single".The waiter approaches laloo and asks " you sir" he just replies"LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.
10. ok guys now suppose if teachers in the schools would use such statements.How would the children react?? but to be honest enough my marathi teacher does use these statements often and our reaction are giggles and on top of that she asks us why r we laughing??😆 😆😆😆 how silly could that be anyways these statement go like this
1. give me a red pen of any colour(my teachers standard dialouge)
2. both of u three stand outsidethe class
3. stand in a straight circle.
4. i have 2 daughters and both r girls.
5. open the window and let the atmosphere come in.
6. take a metal wire of any metal.
7. draw 5cm staight circle of any length.
8. there is no wind in the baloons.
9. i talk, u talk,why u middle middle talk .
10. u 3 stand together seperately.
11. why r u so late say yes or no.
12. u go and understand the tree.
hope u guys like it and if your teacher uses such statements😆😆😆at times plse tell me so post your comments.
bye guys take care.............
