OK, dina hope u didnt get a heart attack reading the subject title.... this is another masterpiece by Bhoomi…Ill say it again its only 4 fun…no intention of hurting any1.plz gurpreet fans (if there r any)don't take it seriously…
Hi friends,
We had the inaugration ceremony on Monday, & opening ceremony on
Tuesday of Mr. Dummy's Nose. Due to the much hyped Dummy & the stress
they had , they forgot to mention few thanks giving notes:
Advisory committee on Nose suregery: Thanks to Shilpa Shetty, actress
who did get her nose surgery twice. Hence another shetty girl as the
doctor was brought in.(I appeal that female doctor should also be
called sisters, or else why not nurse given sautan role, its
nainsafi )
Financial supporters: The extremely co-operative creative writers of
kth encured all the expense of the surgery. They have been hence
given credits as writers of films like Guddu & Hello Brother.
Conceived & Promoted : Balaji Telefilms has been the back bone hence
the govnment has made it tax free, it promotes social cause, as young
children r hereby sleeping before 11pm.
Banking Partners: PNB bank have fully supported & also made insurance
available for the nose. (PNB-Plastic Nose Bachoo).
Media promoters: The daily update abt Mr.Dummy will be available on
CNBC channel & NDTv also..(Crooked Nose Bulletein Centre) ( Nasal
Development TeleVision)
The most imp.news is that Mr. Dummy has also got Ads,
This Ad is as follows:
Mr.Dummy is sitting on the bench of a dhaba. He has covered his face
with his hand, the camera zooms in. Then he uncovers his face &
thankfully the camera zooms out. He pulls his nose with all his
strength, & then smiles says pointing to the camera.....
Ab Ekta ko Nahi koi Gam,
Sujal ke role mey ho jaoonga Jum,
Acting mey bhi aa jayega dum,
Jab Naak ki size ho jayegi Kam,
Darta Kahin naak na phisal jaye,
Sujalians ki Nazar na lag jaye,
But No problem, Fevicol aise jod lagaye,
Acha se Acha Na tood paye.
The Product is shown.........FEVICOL AISE JOD LAGAYE, ACHAA SE ACHAA
NA TOD PAYE......:):):)
The next Ad goes as follows:
Mr.Dummy & MandiraII r sitting in a garden.They r talking about
love , but everytime a mosquito disturbs them. The mosquito takes
seat on Mr.Dummy's nose, ManidraII quickly takes a danda & tries to
hit the mosquito, ...Mr.Dummy cries for Nose
Insurance papers.....
Naak nahi jaan thi meri,
Sujal banane ki pehchaan thi meri,
Ab kahan Mein jaoonga,
Star parivaar se bhi nikaala jaoonga,
Meri kahani se tumbhi seekh jaoo,
Kachua jagaoo , Machar bhagaoo....
The product is shown...........KACHUA JALAOO MACHAR
BHAGAOO.....:):):):):):):)
I want to apologise to anyone whos hurt by my comments. Plz take it
lightly, its just for fun.No offence meant.
with luv
Bhoomi
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
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