Sasha entered the Agarwal House party, dressed as a clown...
Parvati's sixth sense warns her of danger nearby.....
When suddenly there is a power cut which causes panic amongst the guests...
Parvati discusses with Ashu what they should do now
She is not aware that Sasha has heard the entire plan
Ashu tells parvati to wait there till he checks why the electricity has gone
When Ashu fixes the fuse......Gauri screams....."where is Chottu?"
Chotu is running out of the party with tillo and pillo by his side, when he bumps into Adi
Adi decides to join them running to go away from Garima
All four of them are running....running....running...when suddenly a voice shouts from behind, "STOP right there!"
They turn around to see who it is and they find its parvati there with Ashu
Parvati aks:Adi tum chotu,pillo n tillo ke saath kyun bhag rahe ho?
Adi replies: kaun Tilli-pillo?....I was trying to catch chotu thinking that he may get lost
Chotu thinks to himself "Great, now this idiot Adi is after me too...now how will I get to the tattoo-removal place in time to erase the anchor tattoo from my back?"
Chotu has a briliant idea...he calls up Sasha aka Bade sahib and asks him to get his tatoos removed or changed...that way they can't connect BS with chotu
Sasha at the Dingy Den: "Stupid Guy! this Chotu always gets into some form of trouble or the other.. ..n now i have to get my tattoo changed!?...if Chotu carries on like this, it won't be too long before Parvati aunty gets at us!..She's way too clever!"
So Sasha goes to Tattoo remover to take off his Tattoo when...
somehow Parvati reaches there, and smiles evilly. Sasha
Sasha iz shocked n scared then makez a funny face n triez to run away from Parvati Aunty
Sasha then joins his men Tillo and Pillo and Ishan-Adi in running followed by Paro-Ashu holding guns
Suddenly Rishika and Garima come and stand in front of all the runners
Adi will be sad thinking tat Ishan is lucky to run away now but he jumps with joy wen he sees Gauri coming for Ishan from behind Garima-Rishika
Ishan, Adi and Sasha are trapped. In front of them stand Rishika, Garima and Gauri, and behind them, Paro and Ashu with guns Sasha closes his eyes sadly and looks to the heavens, "Kill me..."
rishika, gauri and garima question ishan and adi about where they are running away and who r they (looking at tillo, pillo and sasha)
Ishan-Adi say tat they are running to buy onions from the market and Gunn comes to say tat Sasha is her .....
garima and gauri are surprised that they r running for onions like this , but nevertheless they say they will also accompany them to the market , and in between sasha stares at gunn lovingly
Soo, Adi-Gar and Ishan-Gauri start running again with Paro-Ashu behind them with guns while Rishika runs in opposite direction to kidnap Om in Paro's absence
After reaching the vegetable market,Adi n Ishan grab some oranges,squeeze it all over Garima n Gauri(especially in their eyes) and disappear from there.
At the same time they are still followed by Paro-Ashu holding guns without bullets
Adi n Ishan finally come across an old abandoned warehouse and quickly run inside it but they are not seen by any1.
suddenly they hear a loud noise n turn around n get startled
They see Pallavi emerging from the shadows, a machine gun in her hands
Adi and Ishaan are shocked to see her and so is she to them , and asks them what r they doing there
Ishaan (in his Chotu avatar): woh mom, hum chor police ka game khel rahe hain aur hum chor hain isliye yahan chhipe hain
pallavi gets irritated and asks them to run away from there as there is danger lurking in the warehouse
At the same time, Sahsha, Ashu n Paro [with guns] reach there, while Gauri n Garima are still wonderin' around in the market blindly
They tie Ishan-Adi to each other and Paro-Ashu decide to rest but sees Om panting as if he just ran a marathon
She runs to him, worried, and asks him what's wrong. Om replies, "That Rishika! She's such a psycho -she tied me up in the basement of her house and ran off! I've just managed to escape her!"
Paro becomes mad with anger at Rishika for treating Om with such disrespect, she says to Om, "Uss ki yeh majaal ki aapko basement mein rakhaa? Atleast she shud have put u in an A/C room" Om watches P with bewilderment at her statement
Paro shakes her head as if she just realised what she said "I'm sorry Om, I think all this running around after Ishan and Sasha is driving me mad!"
Om looked at her in shock, "Did you say Sasha?!"
Om in fultoo Devdas mode, "Paroooo, how many fans do u have even at this age of 60 where as I only have Rishika as my fan... yeh bahut hi naaa insaafi hai
Paro smiles, "Ab main kya kahoon, Om. Ever since I came back to town with my new look, people have been falling all over me pehle that Suyash Mehra, now Sasha...I tell you, its hard work being this beautiful
Om then seriously tells P to get him an appoinment with Manish Malhotra ASAP, warnaa he threatens her tat he will take Rishika to la la land never to return back
Parvati flashing that million dollar smile.."Aap bhi na Om...Yeh sab aapke bas ki baat nahin hai.."
Here Ishan-Adi-Ashu are going crazy listening to the luv & beauty talk between the oldies
Ishan says to himself, "OMG, this buddha party are so boring! I'm gonna shoot myself if they carry on like this!" Ashu hears this and smirks. He points his gun to Ishan and says "Don't worry, I'll do that for you!"
Shivangi hits Ashu on his head from behind, takes Ishan and they both run away leaving Adi who keeps looking at them in confusion as to wat he shud do next
Meanwhile, Sasha is scratching his head in confusion, wondering where everyone went He styles his trademark "Kill me..." and walks around, as dazed and confused as Adi.
Tilloo and Pilloo hit Sasha on his head which makes Sasha lose his memory. Tillo becomes head of the gang and Sasha now becomes his servant along with Pilloo Adi is even more confused after seeing this
Garima sees this and gets an idea. She too tries to hit Adi on the head, but Adi is too quick for her and turns the stick on her, beating her a couple of times. Garima loses her memory and thinks she is in love with Tilloo she runs off and becomes the wife of the head of the Anchor Gang
Ashu gains conscious and sees Adi still in confused state. So he hits Adi on his head and says "U duffer, atleast u go now to Mets and run away with her", Adi thanks him and starts running again
Now Ashu was left alone with OP. Seeing Parvati Mamma and Om Uncle getting romantic, Ashu got embarassed, and wandered off to find Shivangi.
Ashu then remembers Shivangi running away with Ishan. Ashu heartbroken goes into Devdas mode, finally goes to a bar to drink where he is shocked to see Rajeshwari dancing to "Raat Baaki, Baat baaaki...."
Ashu wonders, 'yeh kya ho raha hain, mom yahan, aise ...' when he sees Suyash Mehra at the bar who also happens to be in Devdas mode chanting "Paro Paro, tum kahan ho"
ashu gets up and goes to suyash and asks" dad aap yahan is haalat mein..kam se kam koi happening gaana to gaana chhaiye tha "paro paro ke jaap ke jagah""
Suyash: "Main gham mein thodi pee raha hoon beta? Main to khushi se pee raha hoon...aur woh bhi sirf wine..I'm celebrating Parvatiji's reunion with her life - Om"
Meanwhile Rishika iz runnin' here n there lookin' for Om and Adi went to Mets...
Adi grabs Mets and pulls her close, "Maithili, I am finally free of that ogre Garima...quick, let's run away and get married!"
Maithili shakes him off and replies, "Uff, Adi! What did you think? I was going to wait around for you forever? After you married Garima I realised what an idiot you are, and I moved on!"
Adi was shocked, "With who...?"
Suddenly a voice comes from behind him, "Meri saath, bati bujhake!"
Adi,extremely shocked at Mets(and her choice!)just walks out of the house quietly and somehow lands up in the same bar as Ashu n Suyash.
Om looking dejected after P's refusal for his makeover also lands up at the same bar where Adi-Ashu-Suyesh are drinking
All four men get wasted on beer and get ready to do some karaoke They sing "Yeh jo mohabbat hai", and while they are singing, they don't notice that the women - Paro, Rajeshwari, Maithili and Shivangi enter the bar quietly and take a seat.
Rishika suddenly appears with Pallavi both with slippers in their hands , meanwhile Sasha comes there calling out "Paro...tum kahan ho??"
Their hands are around each other(Adi-Ashu-Suyash-Om) and they are lost in their singing "rehne do chodo bhi jaane do yaar...hum na karenge pyaar!"
Sasha comez n suddenly hugz Paro , to which Om getz angry and takez Rishikaz slipper n startz hittin' Sasha
Om grabs parvati by one hand and sasha grabs the other, they start pulling in opposite directions when they hear a gunshot, everyone stares at ashu.while everyone is distracted Sasha grabs parvati and runs away
Ashu says "Why is everyone staring at me? I gave my gun to Chotu!"
Om looks around and sees Paro is missing. He realises that Sasha must have taken her, and runs off to chase them
Rishika startz chasin' Om...without a slipper, meanwhile Pallavi snatched Ashuz gun
Suyash wonders why he is being left out, and rushes out to chase Pallavi, leaving Rajo feeling jealous
Rajo iz fumin' while Mets goes out to meet her lover, who turnz out to be Batuk and Adi [fumin' wid anger] seez everythin'
Sasha (still dragging parvati by the arm) hides behind a tree to get rid of om and the rest of the gang, while they are waitin sasha talks romantically to parvati saying...
Sasha: "Ive never noticed how beautiful you were Parvati 'Aunty' ", lookin' at Parvati wid dazzlin' eyez , and meanwhile Adi cumz in between of Batuk-Mets....
Adi threatens to shoot himself with Ashu's gun if Mets doesn't come back to him. She shrugs, non-commitally.
Om spots Sasha and Paro behind the tree and sneaks up on them...
maithalli and batuk start laughing at adi and tell him that they were just joking to wind up adi, batuk tells adi that maithalli only loves adi and that only maithalli and adi should be together, finally maithalli says to adi that finally we can marry and that to quickly before other problems come in the way.
behind the tree...parvati: oh sasha! (fluttering her eyelashes) i never noticed.... How long your beard and hair has grown (quickly changing the subject as she notices om trying to listen to their convo)
Om appears between Sasha-Paro n startz hittin' Sasha wid de slipper again , meanwhile Adi n Metz are already married and Garima iz still runnin' after Tillo
While Om is busy hitting Sasha with slipper, Suyesh reaches there and seeing the perfect opportunity, runs away with P.... Rajo also reaches and sees the manliness of Om and falls for him
Rajo goez up to Om n startz flirtin' wid him, suddenly Rishika appearz between Om-Rajo wid a gun!! meanwhile Sasha takez de opportunity n followz Suyesh n Paro...
Om blinks and moves out the way as Rishika fires the shot and kills Rajo Then, she turns to Om and looks at him maniacally. "Rishabh, I've decided that if I can't have you, no one else can! Goodbye!" She presses her finger on the trigger but is interrupted when...
Paro cumz n slapz her wid Omz slipper , meanwhile Sasha n Sueysh r fighin' as to whoz gunna take Paro
meanwhile AM decide to run away from the ruckus when suddenly Garima (still rubbing her eyes cos of the orange) sees them and calls 'ruk jao Adi-Mythili'
Back at the club, Pallavi finally frustrated with slipper fighting shoots everyone with her gun... Everyone's faces go pale and fall down. Suddenly, Pallavi sees everyone flying all around the club which is wen she realizes tat they have become ghosts
A-M turn to see Garima who points a gun at them and shoots them and now they are flying too
garima, now scared, starts walking backward and runs into pallavi who equally scared was doing the same and they both see the ghosts flying around them
Mets realizing her ghostly state decides to call her true luver 'Bathi bujaake', So she calls for Batuk who comes running to get her back to human state
Batuk calls Aghori Baba (aka Kamal) to bring Mets back to life, but just as Aghori Baba is about to use his tantra-mantra on Maithili, Trishna arrives there, having escaped from jail She hits Aghori Baba/Kamal over the head and runs off to find Janki urf Parvati and Om.
Poor Aghori Baba fell unconscious while Adi takez Metz away from human Batuk n Trishna seein' Paroz bhoooott runz away scareed wen suddenly she meetz Sasha who wuz drunk and wanted to dance with her
Aghori Baba gains consciousness & manages to bring back the whole AG clan from dead following BT's Typical Ishtyle... This change makes Om fall suddenly from flying in air onto a rock thus losing his memory P seeing the perfect opportunity to escape, goes away to meet her new luver Sasha where she finds Trishna trying to woo Sasha
in the meantime....maithalli realises that she doesn't love batuk anymore and only adi.....so she goes nd tells batuk this and he realises that he should move on and that there is no point of fightin over maithalli as it would only hurt her....batuk decides to leave and wishes adi and maithalli all the happiness in the world.....
Adi-Metz reunite, meanwhile Paro grabz Sashaz one hand n Trishna grabz de other n dey start fightin' when Gunn appears dere wid a gun n say "Beware Paro n Trishna, Sasha iz mine n mine only!!"
Sasha(very happy with all this sudden attention from the women) straightens his hair and grins broadly.
Rishika, who sees Om, takes advantage of the fact that om has lost his memory, she runs away with him, Om unaware of what is going on bumps into parvati. He falls in love with her (as he doesn't know that he already is in love with her due to amnesia) and starts to flirt with her. he then lets go of rishikas hand and grabs parvati and runs away with her
Meanwhile, Gunn n Trishna are fightin' each other for Sasha, who fallz in lurv wid Rishika de moment he seez her
Sasha then grabs hold of rishika's hand and runs away with her, they bump into Buddha nanda Who instantly falls in love with Rishika, pulls a gun out and points it to Sasha and threatens him to let go of Rishika... suddenly a shot is fired...
*puff* Buddha Nandaz dead as Rishika shot him bfore he culd shoot Sasha, and on their way, Sasha-Rishika [wht a couple ] meet Om-Paro
Om-Paro seeing Rishika-Sasha together cudnt resist their liking towards them and so everyone mutually decided to swap their partners.. Paro with Sasha and Om with Rishika, four them singing "Ishq huaaaa.... Kaise hua... Accha hua... Jaise hua...."
De same thing happenz to Adi-Metz, Garima wid Adi, Metz wid Batuk, n dey all join Paro-Sasha-Om-Rishika
Gunn sees Parvati with Saasha and gets really jealous......She tries to woo Saasha..but Saasha can't see anything beyond Parvati .....and he gives Paro his hand...DDLJ style....and Paro shyly puts her soft hand in Saasha's big hand.....in the backgroud "tughe dekha to yeh jaana sanam" play
This song is watched by SRK-Kajol & they throw their TVs in trash in frustration for spoiling their all time fave song and on next day, there is a newspaper column where it says ki Yash Chopra committed Suicide after seeing this P-Saasha clip
The next day, Tillo findz out tht Garimaz goin' for Adi noww, and he decidez to kill Adi wid hiz gun!!
Saasha stops Tilo from killing Adi....just coz Janki told him to do so..Saasha now reunites Adi-Mets and Janki is really happy that this ongoing problem is solved by superman Saasha in 2 days...
But wait...this Janki is not Parvati aunty.... She is actually another person whose name is Janki and now Saasha is very happy....coz he has found his soulmate and she is unmarried and not his "aunty"
Parvati, Om, Saasha and Janki come face to face......Saasha introduces Janki to Parvati telling OP that "Meet Janki..your honewali bahu"...I hope me and Janu have as good life as you two ......OP bless SJ and Parvati tells Saasha that he has a very good choice
Om is happy that his Paro is not having affair with Saasha...now he decided to go to Manish Malotra to get style like Saasha
Rishika, Garima, Pallavi, Batuk, and all the rest decide to go to Manish Malhotra, as they became jealous that Parvati/Janki was getting all the attention. their reasons were clear, Rishika thought that Om will return to her if she becomes stylish, Garima thought Adi would come back to her, Pallavi thinking she call pull another old man and batuk to get Maithili to come back to him.
Its a tragic day for Fashion Industry.....Manish Malothra has decided to quit fashion designing coz he just can't make "babes" out of the likes of Rishika, Garima and Pallavi.......and "dudes" out of Batuk, Om and rest....
So Saasha comes to the rescue..he remembers that he has also done a fashion designing course from NIFT ....and he decides to give one and all a makeover.....and whoever gets makeover from him...gets a Raincoat free
Everyone became stylish and got a raincoat from Sasha Rishika suddenly fallz in luv wid Batuk [love at first sight]
...after Rishika-Batuk....its time for Garima and Tillo to unite...and I will call them Gatillo
the cupid also strikes Trishna and she falls in love with Pillo and toghter they are Trillo Gatillo, Trillo and Batri (batuk-rishika) live happily ever after
Janki-Sasha and Om-Paro were havin' a party for Gatillo, Trillo n Batri wen Kamal sayz dat hez in luv wid sum1
Every one is pleasently surprised at Kamal's news......so Kamal calls his girl.....she comes and it is..........
The girl is Mohini frum Kyunki... Every1z shocked to c 'em togetha and de Virani parivaar cumz into de house
Anyways..Paro-Om are happy that finally Kamal has found someone who is shorter than him in height
All the youngsterz of AG and Virani parivaarz decide to throw a party for the happiness and shortly after, all of the younsters start dancin' to Souja Boyz 'Crank Dat'
saasha-janki decide to get married and om-paro decide to get remarried on the same day, however, janki and paro accidently switch places as they cannot see their husbands faces the wedding ceremony starts.......
Thankfully when Paro was putting garland in Om's neck...she found him too tall .....and being intelligent and smart....Paro realised what had happened
parvati tries to switch places with janki but janki doesn't want to as she had realised that she could become the owner of the aggarwal property
but then, Janki realizes that she loves Sasha only , so Om-Paro and Sasha-Janki get married, and their suhaag raat starts...
bangggg..............police came.......U r all under arrest......
we heard dat Yash ji died b/c of P-Shasha's horrible dance
Just then Tillo and Pillo come and beat all de police and dey all leave scared of Sashaz "gang"...meanwhile Om-Paro n Sasha-Jankiz suhaag raat
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Put together by dia_1 - thanks hun!
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