Dil Chahta Hai.. - Page 7

Right now, this is all I wanna say:

Dil chahtaa hai DK ka bullet mei apne seenemei lelu aur unhe maut ke muh mei jaanese bachaaloo aur undonoki zindagi khushiyo se bhardu aur bhootniyo ke honto pe muskaan laakar du. 😭

Zareen.

Originally posted by: autumnleaf

Perfect answer mishti...full marks for that.👏👏👏

Well madam N "ji" look how much circular confusion you create by your linear hijacks.....😆

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Nups these girls have got you honey!!! 😛

But Jyoti, that was very very well said .... BINGO!!!👏

Originally posted by: gambi

Right now, this is all I wanna say:

Dil chahtaa hai DK ka bullet mei apne seenemei lelu aur unhe maut ke muh mei jaanese bachaaloo aur undonoki zindagi khushiyo se bhardu aur bhootniyo ke honto pe muskaan laakar du. 😭

Zareen.

Zareen😭

Please aise mat kaho dear....I don't want the bullets to hit you or DK...Shall I jump in front of you and take the bullets?😆 Waise mere paas ek better idea hai.😉 Woh main zaroor aapko bataaoongi.😛

Originally posted by: thesaint148

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Nups these girls have got you honey!!! 😛

But Jyoti, that was very very well said .... BINGO!!!👏

Kashish madamji😆

Nups ko koi nahi chodenge yahan pe...sab milke pakadke rakhenge.😆

Agar chodenge tho tornado ke peeche chale jaayenge aur wapas aane par hijacking, linear thinking aur kidnapping main phaske Raja aur Apu ke baare main sochke hum sabko bhi confuse karenge.

Phir uske baad hum sabke...woh baj jaayenge...samjhe ke nahi....been baj jaayenge.😆

I have a better idea! 😛 I will use the bulletproof chest and jump infront, and then pretend to die like daadu bakraa, and then you will secretly call the police asap, and they will come and arrest Karrruuu and ammuuu and their badmaash gunda boys! 😛 😃 Then, DK will go back to Singh mansion, clear everything up, Veeru baaba will divorce Ammmuuu and will set out to Pakistan to find his sapno mei aanewali asli Zaara, and DK will go to their honeymoon, while Karruu and Ammuuu will be pulling each other's smelly hair in their romantic jail yaatra!!!!! 😆 Howzzat?????😃😆

Zareen.

Originally posted by: gambi

I have a better idea! 😛 I will use the bulletproof chest and jump infront, and then pretend to die like daadu bakraa, and then you will secretly call the police asap, and they will come and arrest Karrruuu and ammuuu and their badmaash gunda boys! 😛 😃 Then, DK will go back to Singh mansion, clear everything up, Veeru baaba will divorce Ammmuuu and will set out to Pakistan to find his sapno mei aanewali asli Zaara, and DK will go to their honeymoon, while Karruu and Ammuuu will be pulling each other's smelly hair in their romantic jail yaatra!!!!! 😆 Howzzat?????😃😆

Zareen.

That's a great idea...Zareen jaanu.😛 Jaldi se bulletproof taiyaar karlo aur main police station ke taraf jaanewaali hoon.😉

But supposing they try to shoot on head then? I don't want anything to happen to you or DK...dear😭 Please be careful...let me see..I have another idea..dekhti hoon ke woh work karenge ke nahi.😛

Well, then I guess I will wear a protective shield like the king's soldiers in the olden days, then nothing will happen to me, cause the shield will be too strong! 😛 Howzzat????? 😉 😛 Or let's go and tell Dev and Kaajjal to wear burkhaas, so that the gundaa boys will never recognize (recognize to door ki baat) wo gundaas DK tak pohonch bhi nahi paayenge!!!!!!!!!! 😃 😛 Howzzat???????? 😉 😛

Zareen.

Originally posted by: gambi

Well, then I guess I will wear a protective shield like the king's soldiers in the olden days, then nothing will happen to me, cause the shield will be too strong! 😛 Howzzat????? 😉 😛 Or let's go and tell Dev and Kaajjal to wear burkhaas, so that the gundaa boys will never recognize (recognize to door ki baat) wo gundaas DK tak pohonch bhi nahi paayenge!!!!!!!!!! 😃 😛 Howzzat???????? 😉 😛

Zareen.

Zareen dear😆

Even if we make them wear burkhas...we won't be able to save DK...because Kaccon Sethi wants to kill them off. That's why I made a death climax and killed off Karan-Ameesha and now they will be reincarnated...na rahega baas, na bajegi basuri--just like that... Na rahega villains...na marenge DK. What say?😆😛

Your idea is great! Lekin, I think Kaacon will be too adamant to do that,so just in case if that doesn't work,then first of all I will mix neend ki goliyaa in Kaacon's food, and when she is fast asleep, I will tie her up along with the creative team, hide them in the aeroplane cargo and then bring them to my house in Canada and keep them in the storeroom, then someone else will replace Kaacon and her creative team, that person will make DK wear burkhaas and the gundaas will miss the golden opportunity and finally go and kill Karruuu and Ammuuu the zaalim aurat and mard for wasting their precious time. 😆 On the other side, Kaacon and the goat team will be whining and crying for food, then I will get them some burned hot dogs and some stale spicy pakoras from Kajju's house in Moussourie, and they will scream their heads off and won't get any water; they will then just start drooling, while on the other hand DK will successfully escape and will romance in their honeymoon yatra; then Veer can tuck the divorce papers in Ammuuu's besharam saree, and leave for Pakistan, inorder to find his sapno ki raajkumaari the asli zaara. There he will fall in love with some girl called Zaara, who will be the laadli daughter of some amazingly rich businessman. First he will have to go through ups and downs ie, keep fighting with the chokri Zaara's dad, till he agrees to give his daughter's hand in marriage with Veer. So, then Veer and Zaara will marry, despite the different religions, and then together they will come to Singh mansion, take Panna chaachi's aashirvaad, NT mom's picturised aashirvaad, and then move to Kaashmir, while DK will move to Darjeeling, and will be romancing like two lovestruck idiots in a tabela. 😳 Then, Kaacon will sing to me: ZTC, ZTC, (Zareen Tasnim Chowdhury, my full name) maarna nahi....humhe choar de humhe choarde. Arre ZTC meri behnaa, humpe attyachaar naa karna, humhe mukti denaa, kahi bhool nahi jaana. ZTC ZTC maarna nahi......humhe choarde, humhe choarde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

Zareen.

Originally posted by: gambi

Your idea is great! Lekin, I think Kaacon will be too adamant to do that,so just in case if that doesn't work,then first of all I will mix neend ki goliyaa in Kaacon's food, and when she is fast asleep, I will tie her up along with the creative team, hide them in the aeroplane cargo and then bring them to my house in Canada and keep them in the storeroom, then someone else will replace Kaacon and her creative team, that person will make DK wear burkhaas and the gundaas will miss the golden opportunity and finally go and kill Karruuu and Ammuuu the zaalim aurat and mard for wasting their precious time. 😆 On the other side, Kaacon and the goat team will be whining and crying for food, then I will get them some burned hot dogs and some stale spicy pakoras from Kajju's house in Moussourie, and they will scream their heads off and won't get any water; they will then just start drooling, while on the other hand DK will successfully escape and will romance in their honeymoon yatra; then Veer can tuck the divorce papers in Ammuuu's besharam saree, and leave for Pakistan, inorder to find his sapno ki raajkumaari the asli zaara. There he will fall in love with some girl called Zaara, who will be the laadli daughter of some amazingly rich businessman. First he will have to go through ups and downs ie, keep fighting with the chokri Zaara's dad, till he agrees to give his daughter's hand in marriage with Veer. So, then Veer and Zaara will marry, despite the different religions, and then together they will come to Singh mansion, take Panna chaachi's aashirvaad, NT mom's picturised aashirvaad, and then move to Kaashmir, while DK will move to Darjeeling, and will be romancing like two lovestruck idiots in a tabela. 😳 Then, Kaacon will sing to me: ZTC, ZTC, (Zareen Tasnim Chowdhury, my full name) maarna nahi....humhe choar de humhe choarde. Arre ZTC meri behnaa, humpe attyachaar naa karna, humhe mukti denaa, kahi bhool nahi jaana. ZTC ZTC maarna nahi......humhe choarde, humhe choarde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

Zareen.

Zareen darling😆

That's a fabulous idea...Kaccon aur uski creative team ko hi kidnap karlo...phir tho DK nahi marenge. Tho jaldi se kuch goondas ko leke unhe pakadne ke liye...unke productionhouse chali jaao...😛

Waise ZTC....abbreviation achcha hai.😛 Aur haan yaar...Shreyas ke team aur Kaccoon ko kabhi store room se nikalne mat dena...warna woh log bhaag jaayenge aur phirse DK ko Karan se marvaane ki koshish karenge. Tho isliye make arrangements for burned hotdogs for them to eat for their whole life.😆😛