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Posted: 18 years ago
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advice to kaju- how to make her vow work -πŸ˜‰

5 things kaju should now do to make sure, devu stays front of her eyes as per sidh babas advice
kajus song .....
chal sanyaasi mandir mein, tera chimata meri choodiyaan
donon saath bajaayenge, saath-saath khankaayenge.....
1. Evrymorning do an aarti to GB than DPSπŸ˜‰ - make sure, her hair is damp...take a shower just when he is in teh room and come out wearin your bathrobe.....and then starts to towel your hair....after..all you...need..to....make Devu sweat a bit....dearie...bahut sadhugiri ho chukha.///time to get a bit more serious....dearie...
chal sanyaasi mandir men, tera kamandal meri gagariya
saath-saath chhalakaayenge,
aage-jaage so jaati hoon aur sapanon mein kho jaati hoon
tab tu mera ho jaata hai aur piya main teri ho jaati hoon
2. evrynight make sure - u stay awake till dev comes to bed...and when he lies down promptly turn on your side in sleep...and put your arms around him...mumbling somethin...under your breathe...make sure...your fingers touch his bare chest.....do it with your eyes closed....and bit more naughty things...all as if you are dreaming...πŸ˜ƒ.if you are awake he will run away...sadhu jo tehra....πŸ˜ƒ

Chal sanyaasi mandir men, tera chola meri chunariya
man se man ka deep jala le madhur milan ki jyoti jaga le
pooran kar de meri aasha aaj mujhe apana le apana le
3 accompany devu to RC - sit in front of him....wear ur gorgeous saris....and make sure...you are always there each time he turns...even do an occasional show for him as RJ...sing devu bhajans...after all u have 2 weeks...to keep him safe....πŸ˜ƒbum into him often...wear a red rose at your ears...and...make sure...the blouse...is naughty./...ahemπŸ˜‰
chal sanyaasi mandir men, mera roop aur teri javaani
milakar jyoti jalaayenge,
4. Insist that he takes you the ardh nareshwar temple, tamper with the engine before hand and let it break down middle of nowhere...while he frests make sure you hide his MOBILE.....and then loook for a tabela...rest will take care of it stelf...karna hai sab kuch.πŸ˜ƒ.agar pati ko bachana hai...kaju...samajthi nahinπŸ˜ƒ

hum tum kamre mein bandh ho
aur chaabi kho jaye...bass i will pray the key gets lost....kajuπŸ˜‰
chal sanyaasi mandir men, teri maalaa, mera gajara
ganga saath nahaayenge 😳
5. finally - take him out to dinner every night,,,,say sadhu has said, he must not fight with teh animals at home...it is for his good health...take him to a nice restuarant...have long eye locking sessions....sadhus advice tell him...he shouldnt blink....once/.//hold his hands and do naughty things to his palm...last but not the least....make him drunk if nothing else works...dearie...smajha kar.πŸ˜ƒ

devus mantras - as he tries very hard to keep his tapasya intactπŸ˜†
yon ham jaayen mandir mein, paap hai tere andar mein
lekar maala kanth dushaala raam naam gun gaayenge
resham sa ye roop salona yauvan hai ya tapata sona
ye teri mohan si soorat kar gai mujhape haaye jaadoo-tona
kaisa jaadoo-tonaa, saari man ki ye maaya hai
tum pe devi kisi rog ki padi vikat chhaaya hai
Prem-prem kar ke mujhako kar degi ab tu paagal
mera dheeraj dol raha hai, laaj rakhe ganga jal and if it doesnt work...then i will give more ideas...dear kaju....this is your chance make most of itπŸ˜†πŸ˜‰

sammyπŸ˜›
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maymunah thumbnail
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Posted: 18 years ago
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LOLLLL thats a nice one i agree wid all of em!
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Sammmy mwaa...back with her special humour...
Loved every bit of advise....

Superb as ever Sammy.....and superb choice of song....Ha ha ha ha can imagine a saadhu Dev and and a seductive Kaajjal....but the problem is Kaacon.... πŸ˜†

A round of applause for this one Sammy.... πŸ‘
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Haii Sammy looks like all the bhootnis r in a mood to sing Dev bhajan 24/7 πŸ˜†

So I guess kaajjal should listen to the sadhu maharaj and become the Menaka of our Vishwamitra Dev soon πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜† πŸ˜›

And bhar mein jaaye property 😑 ..just enjoy your life with jigsaw puzzles and romance and dinners 😳 😳 ...the rest will b looked after by gannu bhaiyya πŸ˜›

Waise your ideas r always fantabulous Sammy but just tell kajal to cut his hubby's hair soon πŸ˜› or else he himself is turning into a sadhu baba πŸ˜• πŸ˜†

And here is my latest Devu bhajanπŸ˜†πŸ˜›

"Oh mere devu pyaare,oh mere king kong nyaareπŸ˜›
please apne baal kaat lijiye mere dulaare πŸ˜ƒ
Oh mere Devu pyaare,oh mere king kong nyaare πŸ˜›
please is Singh mansion paagal khaane see bhaag ja re πŸ˜†
Oh mere Aankhon ke dulaare le jaa apni kajri ko kisi tabele ya cliff kinaare πŸ˜‰
Oh mere devu pyaare ab aaja hum pyaasi bhootniyon ke dwaare" πŸ˜† πŸ˜† 😳

Edited by jyoti06 - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Excellent advices Sammy!!!!! πŸ‘

Zareen.
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Posted: 18 years ago
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well done ........all the advices r very good!!!! 😊 😊
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Remeber when he acts as Raju to find out that why Karan and Ameesha want to kil him and Dev knew that it was because of the property but he thinks that there was more and thats why he join Karan and Ameesha but he fail because of Kaajjal. Dev tells Kaajjal that he is Dev and play a game with Karan and Ameesha to find out the truth and we all saw what happende in the last that Kaajjal is beliving in only a phone call of karan.



Now I think Dev should think about the past how Karan and Ameesha did a plan for him and the writer can show us now that all this madashaa(sorry dont know how to speel this wrod.) was wrong and it was all a plan of Karan and Ameesha.

Dev should think now that there is a plan again of them and he should tel to him self that he cant trust Ameesha and Karan and they play a game to him and he should play a game to them too.



Com on when Karan can make a plan then Iet Dev make a plan too.

After Dev came and said to all other in the house that tomorrow he him selv wil call the lawyer and distribute all the property to them and extally here Dev has make a plan like this Dev given all his property to them but not in really but like a falsk Dev him self stil have the property only he and his laywer know this plan.



He given this falsk property to them to know about the truth and after Ameesha and Karan have get the property (ofcurse the falsk property)then Karan wil show his really face to all in the house. He can start with how he and Ameesha wanted this property fro long time ago and can tell all his plan how he met his really mom and how he killed NT mom and this paper was given from his really mom it was nothing just a papir now we Karan and Ameesha make this paln before Pana Chachi come home we should have this property because only Panna Chachi know the really truth about how his really mom was and his really mom killed her own husband Devs father and Panna Chachi was her sister and Karan tell everything the truth to them all and now he want Dev out in this house but before he do something Dev has copi all Karans voice in his mobile (and here for tomorrow epsiode can ends here.)and like this Dev can tel truth to him that he has the falsk porperty he did this plan to listen all tryth from his mouth and after that he can send Karan and Ameesha in jail forever and after that DK will live happiere they can end kaajjal show next week so they can show us 3 days ending of the show with a happy note.



Please friends if you really like this story then please send this to Kacon and to Sony too and tel to them that this extally we wiviers want to watch!



Kacons e-mail: kacon.s@gmail.com

Sonys e-mail: manishas@setindia.com

meenalp@setindia.com



Sony phone call: If some one has the nummer of Sony then please call to them...please....



Friends we have to keep up and dont losse hope we have do something about it before its too late.


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Posted: 18 years ago
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🀣 Sammy every1 is in a mood of singin dev bhajan..lolzz tht was very well written πŸ‘ πŸ‘ these r realli gud advise if kajjal do all those kia baat hai..btw wen r u cumin wid more ideas πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

lotssa luv;hira 😊
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: jyoti06

Haii Sammy looks like all the bhootnis r in a mood to sing Dev bhajan 24/7 πŸ˜† So I guess kaajjal should listen to the sadhu maharaj and become the Menaka of our Vishwamitra Dev soon πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜† πŸ˜› And bhar mein jaaye property 😑 ..just enjoy your life with jigsaw puzzles and romance and dinners 😳 😳 ...the rest will b looked after by gannu bhaiyya πŸ˜› Waise your ideas r always fantabulous Sammy but just tell kajal to cut his hubby's hair soon πŸ˜› or else he himself is turning into a sadhu baba πŸ˜• πŸ˜†


And here is my latest Devu bhajanπŸ˜†πŸ˜›

πŸ˜†

"Oh mere devu pyaare,oh mere <A class=kLink id=KonaLink4 href="http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=718726 #" target=_new><FONT color=blue><SPAN ="kLink">king </SPAN><SPAN ="kLink">kong</SPAN></A> nyaareπŸ˜› please apne baal kaat lijiye mere dulaare πŸ˜ƒOh mere Devu pyaare,oh mere king kong nyaare πŸ˜›please is Singh <A class=kLink id=KonaLink5 href="http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=718726 #" target=_new><FONT color=blue><SPAN ="kLink">mansion</SPAN></A> paagal khaane see bhaag ja re πŸ˜†Oh mere Aankhon ke dulaare le jaa apni kajri ko kisi tabele ya cliffkinaare πŸ˜‰Oh mere devu pyaare ab aaja hum pyaasibhootniyon kedwaare" πŸ˜† πŸ˜† 😳 <SPAN ="smText" P9qKd="2" rK9l8="0"></SPAN>

πŸ˜† wow all of u r so talanted keep it up we need it.......to stay insane in this circus
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Sammy, Jyoti,

I can see that Dev-mania is reaching great heights !!! πŸ˜†
Loved both your bhajans ! How do you ppl come up with such good ones ? πŸ˜ƒ

Jyoti esp. your King KOng Nyaare πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
and Sammy, your advice to Dev "to stop fighting the animals at home πŸ˜ƒ "

Michelle

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