5 things kaju should now do to make sure, devu stays front of her eyes as per sidh babas advice
kajus song .....
chal sanyaasi mandir mein, tera chimata meri choodiyaan
donon saath bajaayenge, saath-saath khankaayenge..... 1. Evrymorning do an aarti to GB than DPSπ - make sure, her hair is damp...take a shower just when he is in teh room and come out wearin your bathrobe.....and then starts to towel your hair....after..all you...need..to....make Devu sweat a bit....dearie...bahut sadhugiri ho chukha.///time to get a bit more serious....dearie...
chal sanyaasi mandir men, tera kamandal meri gagariya
saath-saath chhalakaayenge,
aage-jaage so jaati hoon aur sapanon mein kho jaati hoon
tab tu mera ho jaata hai aur piya main teri ho jaati hoon 2. evrynight make sure - u stay awake till dev comes to bed...and when he lies down promptly turn on your side in sleep...and put your arms around him...mumbling somethin...under your breathe...make sure...your fingers touch his bare chest.....do it with your eyes closed....and bit more naughty things...all as if you are dreaming...π.if you are awake he will run away...sadhu jo tehra....π
Chal sanyaasi mandir men, tera chola meri chunariya
man se man ka deep jala le madhur milan ki jyoti jaga le
pooran kar de meri aasha aaj mujhe apana le apana le 3 accompany devu to RC - sit in front of him....wear ur gorgeous saris....and make sure...you are always there each time he turns...even do an occasional show for him as RJ...sing devu bhajans...after all u have 2 weeks...to keep him safe....πbum into him often...wear a red rose at your ears...and...make sure...the blouse...is naughty./...ahemπ
chal sanyaasi mandir men, mera roop aur teri javaani
milakar jyoti jalaayenge,
4. Insist that he takes you the ardh nareshwar temple, tamper with the engine before hand and let it break down middle of nowhere...while he frests make sure you hide his MOBILE.....and then loook for a tabela...rest will take care of it stelf...karna hai sab kuch.π.agar pati ko bachana hai...kaju...samajthi nahinπ
hum tum kamre mein bandh ho
aur chaabi kho jaye...bass i will pray the key gets lost....kajuπ
chal sanyaasi mandir men, teri maalaa, mera gajara
ganga saath nahaayenge π³
5. finally - take him out to dinner every night,,,,say sadhu has said, he must not fight with teh animals at home...it is for his good health...take him to a nice restuarant...have long eye locking sessions....sadhus advice tell him...he shouldnt blink....once/.//hold his hands and do naughty things to his palm...last but not the least....make him drunk if nothing else works...dearie...smajha kar.π
devus mantras - as he tries very hard to keep his tapasya intactπ
yon ham jaayen mandir mein, paap hai tere andar mein
lekar maala kanth dushaala raam naam gun gaayenge resham sa ye roop salona yauvan hai ya tapata sona
ye teri mohan si soorat kar gai mujhape haaye jaadoo-tona
kaisa jaadoo-tonaa, saari man ki ye maaya hai
tum pe devi kisi rog ki padi vikat chhaaya hai Prem-prem kar ke mujhako kar degi ab tu paagal
mera dheeraj dol raha hai, laaj rakhe ganga jal and if it doesnt work...then i will give more ideas...dear kaju....this is your chance make most of itππ
sammyπ