Weekly Predictions Dhaba - Page 3

Originally posted by: autumnleaf

I simply agree with you Sharmii. However big and kind hearted a saint you are Adi, you are dumb and stupid!!! You know that Kaajjal has lost her memory and you should be helping her not taking any undue advantage and for Christ's sake how can you fall in love with her!!! Stupid and dumb!!!! He should have long time back started to find out about her!!!

On second thoughts thank God the creatives are projecting him a sdumb, else Kaju Dev ka patta kaat degi!!! 😆

Jokes apart, all the bhootnis have come up with great predictions!!! Nothing left for me to add but here it is dedicated to all bhootnis!! 😳

Dev has seen Kaajjal's picture and the first thing he will do is get a hard copy and make big blowups and small ones for his room, wallet, radio-city...... etc!!! 😆

Just kidding!!! Well he will try and follow Sonia and try to ask her how Kaajjal happens to be on her cell!! But just when he is trying to locate her her cell will ring and it will turn out to be Adi! As usual as it happens in serials only, before Dev could reply or say anything, Adi would blurt out that listen, "since Kaajjal was around I couldn't tell you that I found Kaajjal in the train when she was about to fall out in a deranged state and she was suffering from a meomry loss at that time and she followed me all the way saying that she was my wife. Please don't tell mum that I am married and its all a farce I am pulling as the doctor says that if you jolt Kaajjal's memory or hurt her she might be totally deranged and all shall be a big mess. So please don't show her picture to anyone or say anything about this marriage thing." and he will hang up immediately as Kaajjal comes from behind him calling him "Aditya?"

Here Dev will be rooted to his spot like the lightning would have struck him speechless and shocked. The dam will then burst and he, being our ever intelligent and smart Mr. Dev Pratap singh, will put two and two together and figure that Kaajjal is suffering because of him!! He shall first break a few bottles, mirrors and of course hurt his hand too. then he will shed loads of tears and bend his head down in agony in fron tof Kaajjal's sketch. He shall then promise and take a kasam in front of her sketch asking her to have that biggest heart of hers and to forgive him his unrepentable mistake and that he is coming to get her.

He then will manage to find Sonia and ask her where she lives and using her will reach Bhadrapaur and Dev's passionate journey shall thus begin!!! 😳 ending in of course the trade-mark cliff hugging jigsaw puzzle and finally leading to the tabela!!

This time Dev should not take any chances and be chivlarous. Devour her senseless for God's sake Dev, before another cameo comes along!!!

Wow all Bhootnis have great prediction.. Autum urs rock.. Hope we see somthin like this😳

Between u and autumn can take on the place of the writers..and then we can hv the DK milan next week itself with all the necessary ingriedents like cliffs and tabelas -
haila 😳 ...thanks jyo...you are chweett 😳

dont forget kashish 😳 😳 ....if the 3 musketeer bhootnis are the writers.....the trps will shoot mercury high...and ICUs will be in demand.... 😳 😆 i have already a 25% at mine...any takers...but seriously i have no hopes for this serial either//i had takena long vanvass from watching TV soaps...and feel like goin back.to the himalayas.. 😕 😕 😕 ..now only the Dk forum is keepin me goin...you and autumn...and kashish...if not for you guys i would have left...and stopped watchin kaajjal....and the goats 😕 😕 😕

Come on Kashish we are waiting for your input!!!!

Well said and I quote Sammy, "if not for you guys i would have left...and stopped watchin kaajjal....and the goats " had it not been all these bhootnis, and of course Apu, i would never have been here in the first place!!!!

Thanks Shanti, we all have to be positive and put positive input only. The creatives then shall hopefully get positive vibrations and Ganubhaiya shall put some sense into them and speed up DK milan and Dev's passionate saffar!!!

anyways...now for the prediction...and am doin it only for a laugh...guys please dont take it seriously 😆 😆 😆

DEv...is in restaurant...same one he had taken her to to propose...seems eons ago...sighhh 😳 😳 now he revists all the old haunts he and kaju went to...he is sad...wearing his hot red jacket and black shirt....suddely the hairs on his neck prick...he turns , his eyes dark...Kaju enters the place...Adi is parking his car...she is dressed in red...looks dazzling...she is back to her old form...and loos stunning...Dev stands up slowly..

Kaju glances his way and her smile fades somewhat...she frowns but no recall...then she looks away...Dev is stunned...he takesa deep breathe and walks to her....he stands at her table...looking at her...she looks at im..suddenly feeling her temp rise...her heart acting funny///..sense of deja vu....as he starts to say something...Adi maharaj rushes in...he sees them both and shouts...hey DEv...buddy...Dev looks up...stunned...Aditya...Adi and Dev hug...Adi introduces Kaju...Kaju is forced to shake hands...an electric current passes...she draws in her breathe. 😳 😳 Devs eyes darken...his eyes burning intensely.....Dev-Kajus eye locking session. 😳 😳 😳 ..her cheeks are aflame. 😳 ..Adi frowns...sensing the undercurrents....he takes off his glasses...something is wrong...Kajjal withdraws her hand hastily......she is flustered..and edges closer to Adi..who tries...to distance himself...uncomfortably.... 😕 😕

she looks at DEv...and then adi...aapp...Adi tells her Dev Pratap Singh...we used to know each other....at college....DEv looks at Kaju..Adi is hot under the collar reluctant to tell dev about Kaju....er...er...duh..Kaju links her arms in Adis..snuggily...I am his wife...shock...disbelief...all cross Devs features and and he doesnt blink once...his heart stops beating....he whispers...married...Kaju nods..hapily....hmm...Adi..looks heavenward...makes an excuse to distance himself from Kaju...er...dev..i just remembered ...er...kajjal...i need to just tell Dev something...tum yahaan baato...please...ek min...bemusedly she sits...Adi takes Dev away and tells him about the memory loss...Dev ...is shocked..he stares at Adi...who nods...DEv closes his eyes...damn...thank god...then he opens his eyes again...there is a soft smile in them...Adi...do you mind..if I ask her for a dance....Adi...sighs..anything to take her off my hands yaar....bore ho gaya hoon use gumhaathe...gumhaathe...yaar...you wont believe it....she drove me nus feedingme gajar k halwa and you know i hate the stuff...gosh am tired...i want to back to my goats...my farm...do me a favour...drop her back home will you...you know where i live....then he pretends to receive a call...and tells Kaju...sorry hon....i have to rush...you stay with DEv...just few mins...i will be back...and he goes off...thennnnnnn...ahem ahem,,.....we are back to the real track....

the music is soft, dimlights...Kaju has her heart in her mouth...who is this guy...why is looking at me like this...why is my heart goin crazy...some hazy b/w...of a similiar dance...why am i feeling so warm inside...i didnt even feel like this with adi who is my husband...Dev takes her hand and pulls her close...she gasps...Mr DPS,...her voice is uneven...his eyes are dark...looking down at her intensely...yes...kajjal 😳 😳 ...can you hear your heart beat like mine...he murmurs and comes closer....he closes his eyes as we know so well 😳 she is shocked...😳 more b/w whzz past her fuzzy head...as temperature soars....his lips caress her hair...d you remember...

the song is
Each day i live
i want to be
a day to give
the best of me
i'm only one
but not alone
my finest day
is yet unkown

I broke my heart
fought every gain
to taste the sweet
i faced the pain
i rise and fall
yet through it all
this much remains

*Give me one moment in time
when i'm more than i thought i could be
when all of my dreams
are a heartbeat away
and the answers are all up to me

**Give me one moment in time
when i'm racing with destiny
then in that one moment in time
i will feel
i will feel
eternity

I've lived to be
the very best
i want it all
no time for less
i've laid the plans
now lay the chance
here in my hands


whitney houstons - One moment in time

ta guys...this turned into a FF yaar... 😆


DEv...looks deep into Kajus eyes...a dance m'am..she hesitates...and looks at the door....but...but...just one dance...and he will be back soon....

sorry guys...a bit is remaining....then he gives her a hug...and that sends electric bolts speeding ike jet roackets into her brains...the fuzzyiness disappears..she returns the hug. 😳 😳 😳 ..and all bhootni DK sangatan can heave a sighof relief...magara aisa nahin hoga...so am going back to sleep 😕 😕

back to you jyo 😭
sammy 😊

OK One more prediction for this week as per the latest priview 😃

Dev sees Kajal's photo on soniya's mobile and guesses that mayb kajal stays with soniya 😛 so he rushes towards soniya who was just about to go from dev's house and stops her and gives her back the mobile and tells her that he just loves the goat's picture in her mobile 😉 ..so soniya tells him that her brother has a big goat tabela in bhadrapur on which dev gueses that mayb kajal is working in that tabela 😆 (sorry guys i hv lost it competely 😆 )..so then dev tells soniya that he wants to buy that tabela as his radio city business is not doing well 🤣 on which soniya tells dev that goat business now-a-days is a very profitable business as pretty girls just adore goats 😉 😛 ...so finally soniya invites dev to their house in bhadrapur and dev and soniya leave for their bhadrapur darshan 😃

Soniya calls up Adi-dadu and tells him that one of his friend dev is coming to bhadrapur to buy his goat farm 😆 ...kajal who was busy preparing gajar ka halwa for her dadu 😡 hears the name of dev on phone and once again gets telepathy and starts suffocating in the kitchen and flashes of her incomplete marriage with dev once comes in front of her eyes..but alas she can't see the face of dev 😔 ..Adi dadu gives her some water and finally she gets normal 😃

Dev and soniya reaches bhadrapur and as soon as dev land on the bhadrapur ground,strong winds start blowing,bells starts ringing in the mandir ,gannu bhaiyya starts dancing upside down 😕 😆 and goats in adi-dadu's farm starts doing kathak 😆 ..soniya wonders whats wrong with this place😕,adi dadu and kajal also wonders the same thing😕 but dev has a faint smile on his face as he knows that all the Gods are bestowing their blessings on him so that he can successfully get his love back 😳

Finall then soniya and dev reaches adi-dadu's house and adi opens the door and dev and adi comes face to face 😃 ...adi welcomes dev and his sister and takes dev outside in the garden to show his variety range of goat collection 😆 😕 ...dev sees the goats and wonders wheres my goat queen damn it 😉 😆 😛 ;just then kajal brings some gajar ka halwa for adi dadu and as soon as dev turns back, he sees kajal serving halwa to her dadu 😭 ;adi dadu introduces kajal as his wife and dev gets the biggest shock of his life 😭 😭 ,kajal feels a strong attachment towards dev on seeing him but fails to recognize him 😭 😭 ;then kajal once again goes and starts kissing the goats 😕 ,soniya then tells dev that bhabhi has partially lost her memory as she was suffering from high fever,so dev gets a doubt in his mind seeing kajal's behaviour 😉 and goes towards her asks her politely how is hottie? 😉 on which kajal replies"dev babu this goat's name is not hottie but ramdulari and theres no goat with the name hottie" 😕 🤣 🤣 ;Initially dev thinks kajal is deliberately doing this natak so that adi dadu doesn't come to know about her past but later when dev keeps on staring at her and sees her completely carefree even after seeing him in front,then dev becomes sure that kajal has really forgotten her past and even if she is married to Adi-dadu,the marriage won't b considered valid as she is right now not in her complete senses 😃

While dev was thinking all this,Adi dadu comes to him and tells him that its already late and he should stay this night in their house only, to which dev agrees instantly 😃 ;then at midnight dev wakes up and notices that kajal is sleeping in adi-dadu's bedroom while adi-dadu is sleeping with the goats 😆 ;now dev is completely sure that kajal is not his wife and there is some mystry behind all this 😃 ...so dev enters kajal's room and puts chloroform on her and kidnaps her from there 👏 ;dev takes her to a cliff and sprinkles some water on her 😛 ;as soon as kajal regains consciousness she is stunned to see dev and herself in some remote area 😕

Kajal thinks dev has some nasty intentions and screams and tries to run away but dev pulls her towards him and holds her tightly around her waist and asks her that can't she feel the passion inside her heart whenever he touches her😳 and then suddenly once again the wind starts blowing and mandir bells starts ringing and gannu bhaiyya starts dancing 😕 and kajal slowly once again starts getting the flashes of her incomplete marriage with dev and slowly those foggy flashes gets clear in front of her eyes while dev keeps on shouting "kajalll u can't forget me like this,please yaad karo,I m your sapno ka rajkumar god damn it" 😳 ;at last she sees the clear picture of her incomplete marriage with dev and can also see dev's picture in front of her eyes 😃 and screams "DEVVVVVVVV"and then DK both run in slow motion and hug each other tightly in the DK mialn cliff 😳👏 ;dev asks for forgiveness and also tells her that karan is actually responsible for his mom's death and they both just keep staring at each other with moist eyes,Kajal also tells dev that she had lost her memory and boarded a train, when one dadu saved her from falling off the train and she had mistaken him as her saiyya as she was not in her complete senses,Dev tells her that finally all dark clouds have passed forever from their lives and then slowly holds her face with both his hands and kisses her forehead and cheeks and is about to kiss her lips😛 when suddenly Adi-dadu comes over there with a goat in his hand and gets a heart attack 😕 😕

🤣 what can i say...especially the bit about the goat and hottie...yaar jyo...you have outdone yourself 😆 ...thats the way to go baby...back to form....lets send this prediction to sony and shreya duo...and add more funny liners....we can call each goat as sony duffer no1, shreya mahaduffer no.2 and so on.... 😆 and adi dadu can be given a makeover - bakra no. 1 with tabela outfit, dhoti and all...where is the Avi maker...lets get her in....fantasic job...mishti...keep it up 😳 😳 😳

lets get their goat till they start listening to us

sammy 😊

Originally posted by: dudleysam

🤣 what can i say...especially the bit about the goat and hottie...yaar jyo...you have outdone yourself 😆 ...thats the way to go baby...back to form....lets send this prediction to sony and shreya duo...and add more funny liners....we can call each goat as sony duffer no1, shreya mahaduffer no.2 and so on.... 😆 and adi dadu can be given a makeover - bakra no. 1 with tabela outfit, dhoti and all...where is the Avi maker...lets get her in....fantasic job...mishti...keep it up 😳 😳 😳

lets get their goat till they start listening to us

sammy 😊

Sammy I ust loved the goat name idea🤣...U know This Adi-dadu definitely needs some shock therapy😡,why he is so interested in declaring to the world that kajal is his wife😕;on one hand he is showing that he is afraid that people will question innocent kajal and so he wants to quickly find her relatives out and hand her over to them and on the other hand he lied to the whole town that she is his wife and now lied to his own sister also..

Hilarious mishti, superb!!! 🤣 Your "Adi-dadu with the goat got a heart-attack cracked me up completely. Mind blowing.

Kaaaassshhh these dumb nitwits of uncreative creatives could read and follow these FF's.

Now the very word goats sets me rolling on the floor. Here I go again, 🤣

🤣

am out of breathe - it took me a while to recover...thought why not spice it up with some dialogue...maybe the creativity starved creatives can turn it into a cmedy...

Kaju bumps into DEvu ⭐️ several explosions at once...he hugs her first,...(questions later) 😳 😳 she slaps him first when he moves away (questions later)...in all this a sleepy adi-dadu arrives...then blinks twice...

aDi - ye kyaa ho raha hai....Kaajjal ji...ye mushtanda kaun hai ji....

Dev - fuming at kaju - dammit Kaajjal Behl...whats this...thing...he gives Adi-Dadu a dprecating glance...

Kaju running to Adi-dadu - Adi Bhaiyya (she forgets who he is now, after the hug...hota hai...) 😆 😆 😆

Adi blinks again- d..duh...dumb...bh.bhaiyya...Kaajjal ji...lagta hai aap ki yaaddaaz...phir se chali gayee hai...i think you should go home and play with the goats...look i found some more goats for you...
pata hai iska nam kya rakha hai...Kaajjal...
Kaju is excited and hugs the goat...poor Adi-dadu...turns beeet red... 😕

Dev is watching angrily....he grabs Kajus hand and turns her around...(DPS style)...Dammit Kaajjal...dont turn your back on me...he holds both her arms...so that she cant slap him again....Kaju struggles some of her old fire back in her eyes...leave me....dammit....chhodo mujhe...

Dev pulls her close...nahin chhoda toh...a few explosions in her head some b/w flashing in her kababed brains....Adi...runs to them....please mere kaajjal ji ko chhodiye...aap ye kyaa kar rahe...hai....she is my wife yaar....

Dev is shocked he stares at Kaju....and roars ....wiiiiffffeeeee.....what the hell.....he is still holding a struggling kaju in his arms....

Adis goat bleats - ye kya ho raha hai....koi mujhe bhi chhod do...or i will complain to Animal welfare group and menaka gandhi....

Adi holds on tight to his goat lest she runs away...Dev holds on tight to his bakri in case she runs away....

both men come face to face - a angry lion and a beet red goat...bakra....Dev wagging his finger (now copyrighted as DPS angry mode signal)....you better stay away from my wife or i will make goat biryani out of you.....

Adi whimpers - par...kaajjal ji ne kaha ki woh meri wife hai...dekhiye ji....am a non-violent, non vegetraian person....a propah gandhian...meri bakri ko chhod...do...

the bakri in his arms wriggles...- yehi to mein bhi keh rahi hoon...mujhe chhod do...i wnat to want to work in radiocity ...soona hai...wahaan acche prospects hai...the goat continues to struggle...

meanwhile.....Kaju has stopped struggling...she feels snuggy in her rajkumars arms...enjoying...the scent of his aftershave 😳 😳 😳 and his fragrance...his warm breathe against her hair...mmmmmmmm 😳 she doesnt mind it one bit...she hates Adis after shave... 😕 ...and she loves the pink shirt (they decided to put it in the DK museum to be brought each time there is a cliff episode...its been darned and washed...ready for use)

Dev...tosses another radiocity card...to adi...from his endless supply...how much is the dammed goat farm..i will buy it....

Adi....pleads...please mere bakriyon se mujhe alag math kijiye....mein aap se haath jod kar....bheek maangta hoon...

the goat wriggles even more - ...nahiiiin...iski math soono....i am turning loony 😕 😕 ...staying with this loony bin and his music is awful 😃 😃 ...please DPS...take me with you....and i can also sing....the goat begins to sing...this
song....

me - heehhee...mehee...
aa..aa...ee..ooo..oh...mera dil na todo.. 😆 .

Adi....pleads with DPS...please ...aap...meri fariyaad soono....mein ek gareeb tabela..owner...hoon...ye bakriyaan aur kaajjal...ji hi meri ...jivan hain... 😭 😭

DEv...looks at his doll....lovingly.....aur ye meri...sorry Adi maharaj...you should read newspapers...more often,....this is my famous runaway bride...and before she runs again...i have to do something...he picks up kaju...and she blushes...she doesnt mind the memory loss...and dosnet mind being carried away by this hunk.....she looks back at Adi -adau who is clutching his irritated goat 😡 ...tearfully...adi bhaiyya ....gajjar ka halwa khana math bhoolna...to which the poor bloke 😃 😃 ...screams dropping the goat...who runs after DPS...good riddance...Wait DPS am coming too 😆 😆 😆

Kaju goat murmurs 😳 😳 😳 - as my basic rights have been infringed upon...i cant protest..(not that she wanted tooo as 1001 delicious feelings were surging thru her at the moment)....but as a matter of statistics...do you like Gajjr ka halwaa...have plenty of experience preparing it....Dev murmurs...gaajar ka halwaa or mattar ka kheer...kuch bhi chalegaa....is there a tabela near by....Kaju smiles...Adi ke bahut tabele hai...which one do you want....he mutters...the one...which is the nearest... 😳 .

Poor Adi is left alone to walk into the sunset...while DK walk into his Tabela.... 😃 😭

the credits roll - The End....many thanks to a special appearance by a special goat from Afghanistan.. 😆 . 😆 😉 .

Sammy 😊 😛