DEV AND KAAJJAL MARRIAGE ON THE CLIFF

Right now we all r in a depressing mould because our beloved Devu is in pain😭

so heres something to cheer you all up😛

Now we all know that according to the new promo kaajjal will see the patra and will come to know that he will die soon...

So lets assume that after seeing the patra kaajjal goes to meet dev who is standing near the same cliff where the saving mission as well as the hug took place...

So heres the conversation between dev and kajjal on that cliff after kajal finds out about that patra😃

Dev:(standing near the cliff like a devdas and sees kaju coming towards him) what r u doing here God damn it,don't u know i hv achieved masters degree in misbehaving and miscommunication and is about to do my PH.D in sacrification😕😆.so go away from here.

Kajal: dev sir i need to talk to u about this patra,first of all to write anything , we hv full scape papers today,then why u need this tamra patra to write anything,u see i m wearing contac lenses and it becomes difficult for me to read;anyways i hv read the whole crap thing and hv come to a conclusion that u will go to swarglok trip soon that too without taking me😭and i also know why u misbehaved with me that night,u didn't wanted to take me to your trip to swarglok,hai na😭..

Dev: see kaju,first of all i hv not written that patra,its written by MR BABA😃who hv achieved masters degree in future prediction and is also interested in my bhabhi i guess😉..anyways i want to go to my swarglok trip alone,whereas i want u to get married to this creature(dhruv) who is neither a man nor an animal😕 but is a kind of endangered species who may extinct soon so before that u get married to this creature and try to convert him to a human being..and yamraj told me that my swarglok ticket can't b cancelled😭..and i hv to go there alone😕..

Kajal:sir first of all i belong to the human race and can't tackle an alien,so u better get this creature married to someone of his own origin😃and i m sure there will b a way out to cancel your swarglok ticket,let me talk to my gannu bhaiyya(so kajal closes her eyes and starts telling gannu bhaiyya to come out with a solution when gannu bhaiyya comes in her dreams and tells"i can cancel dev's swarglok ticket if u marry him and come to my place😕)

Dev:don't b a fool kaju,your bhaiyya can do nothing,yamraj is too strict in his decitions,and as far as the endangered species is concerned,don't worry i will convert him to a normal person😃...

Kajal:heyy..sir theres a good news😕just now i had a secret meeting with my gannu bhaiyya who told me that if i marry u then yamraj will give your return ticket from swarglok so lets do that..and please don't force me to get married to that godzilla😡who will extinct in few days..

Dev:i know kajal that if i marry u then my swarglok trip will b cancelled but then your seat will b available in the swarglok which i can't bear😭and thats the reason why i made u hate me and want u to get married to a wonderful species which is very rare to find these days😆

Kajal:fine sir if u r so hellbent on getting me married to that ape😆,then i will go on a holiday to swarglok right now by jumping off from the cliff(suicide theory😉) and this time i don't hv any dupatta with me also😉see i came with full preparation,i also hv gulal on my right hand😛...now the choice is yours..

DEV:(getting worried)no kaju please don't do this(as soon as kaju tries to jump off the cliff,dev holds her right hand,takes the gulal from her hand and puts it on her maang)😳see now i did whatever u said...from now on u r my WIFE👏MRS DEV PRATAP SINGH😳..but then now i will hv to find some solution to somehow cancel your swarglok ticket😕..

Kajal:(blushes😳and hugs dev tightly and also kisses his cheeks on which she slapped him😳)don't worry dev,we can go to that baba and find some solution,i m sure that baba has some connections with yamraaj😉..so he may help us out but before that take me to my sasural😳

Dev:ok fine😳(dev then lifts his wife in his arms and takes her towards his car on their way to a new beginning)😃

Originally posted by: Sharmii

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Between Yamaji's assistant can be called Chitragupt.. 😆

🤣...can't control my laughter...lolz
u all r gr8...luv u'r predictions n all...they r fanatastic!!😛

Originally posted by: skanda12

Hai hai Jyoti, what a great script! Really enjoyed that bit about foolscap paper vs. tamra patra! 😆

Here is one last bit you forgot:

The scene in Swarglok is as follows:

Yama, God of Death: I say, my staff, all of you come here, what is this weird hulk you have brought to Swarglok? It looks neither like a man nor an animal, what the hell is this fat lump of unshapely flesh?

basically when GOD was making human beings and animals,he got confused about which category that lump would fit in..so he just threw him to planet MARS,but accidentally he fell on EARTH😕 ...and now he is a real danger to human species as well as to the people residing in swarglok...he should b sent to naraklog😡

Yama's assistants: Yama ji, sorry we ourselves don't know what this nut is, in fact we did not even want to bring it ... but it committed suicide suddenly without our permission because it loved some Kajjal who by Ganu Bhaiyya's help married this Dev Pratap Singh ... when this nutcase heard about it, it jumped from some cliff and became this squishy mess, and even damaged the cliff side also in the process. It kept saying "I am an extinct species, so what does it matter if I go now itself!"

thank GOD he jumped from the cliff,but now he damaged the cliff😭..i was thinking of some more hug session of DK on that cliff😛..but anyways my tabela is still there😳

Yama Ji: "No. no, no. we ccannot have this kind of Behaviour now in heaven also, there are many apsaras here who don't not want such a piece of fatness to lust after them now that this nut cannot have Kajjal. Go talk to the head of Narglok and see if there is place for this creature over there ..."

yes naraklog is the correct place for this creature,he may become the HOD in naraklog😕😆

Yama's servants: (telephone Narglok and then tell Yamaji) "Master, it seems there is already one evil creature there with a simlar combinetion of human being face and a horse's face with 36 teeth who has gone straight to Narglok because it seems she was holding in her hand some manik to kill this Dev Pratap Singh and instead it became a curse on her itself. She is now in Narglok and is desperate to meet with this fat nutcase that has accidentally come to our heaven. So the head of Narglok says to send this fatso quickly otherwise even he is going crazy with that lady creature who is laughing like a horse! If we don't send this fat lump down there, the horse is threatening to come to Swargalok!"

oh no so the HOD is already present in naraklog😃then this creature can b her assistent and then they can start some nanga statue,manik and sandook business over there,they may also start civilization in Naraklog😉😆.

Yama Ji: "Okay then quickly give this fat lump a kick downwards straight to Narglok. Pata nahi aaj kal kya kya cheese is duniya se nikal raha hai swarglok ke liye! Poore ke poore standard gir chuka hai. Narglok ka case sab wrong address pe yahaan pahunch rahe hain. Anyways, staff, listen properly, now these two - the fat lump and the semi-horse - are in Narglok, but we can never say what they may be up to ... they may try to come and pollute Swargalok! See to it that this Dev Pratap Singh and Kaajjal never come to our Swargalok for some long long time, so that at least that way these two (fat lump and horse face) are not tempted to come to Swargalok in search of Dev-Kaju!"

no that fat lump and the semi-horse r busy in doing some civilization in naraklog,so they hv no time for swarglok👏 and DK may come to swarglok after 80years..till then those two creatures may extinct from naraklog too😕

Yama Ji assistants: "Master, also you please talk to Ganu Bhaiyya also that whoever is in charge of production of these human beings is really producing some sub-standard crap nowadays in the middle of his production assembly line. Too many defective pieces are being made, and then unnecessarily you Yamaji are getting a bad name because these substadarad creatures are just committing suicide whenever they like without permission! We will go on strike if we have to go and fetch these types of pieces from earth to Swargalok or Nagalok in future. Even we are ashamed to handle such strange crap".

the entire swarglok people will go on an indefinite hunger strike if DK doesn't get married and if the production team of swarglok doesn't stop producing sub-standard products...so gannu bhaiyya should call a board meeting soon and try to solve these problems

mansi that was just hilaaaariousss😆..i just now stopped laughing...too good👏👏👏

but now i guess we need some help😕

Originally posted by: sakshi88

🤣...can't control my laughter...lolz
u all r gr8...luv u'r predictions n all...they r fanatastic!!😛

hey sakshi welcome to the forum😊and thanks for loving our predictions😳

on weekends we usually go mad😃