Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah,I'm from the local telephone company, I've come here to activate your phone lines"
State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.
"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for a beautiful Castle right now!" He gets one.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island Suddenly he is on an island . He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." OOPS!
He's back in his government office.
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