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Posted: 17 years ago
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah,I'm from the local telephone company, I've come here to activate your phone lines"


State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for a beautiful Castle right now!" He gets one.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island Suddenly he is on an island . He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." OOPS!

He's back in his government office.





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Posted: 17 years ago
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hahahaa! both are equally good!! 😆 the first one has been posted b4 though...!

the second one is a good joke..!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Leo

hahahaa! both are equally good!! 😆 the first one has been posted b4 though...!

the second one is a good joke..!



sorry i dont no
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Posted: 17 years ago
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haha... lol it took me a few seconds 2 get the 2nd joke... lmao 😆 😆



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Posted: 17 years ago
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lolz...2nd 1 was very nice 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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the first one is really good but I am too stupid to understand the second one! 😕 I just cant see the funny bit! Can someone explain it? lol I am so stupid! Bechaari main!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: laney

the first one is really good but I am too stupid to understand the second one! 😕 I just cant see the funny bit! Can someone explain it? lol I am so stupid! Bechaari main!

look i hope u got tht genie part...firstly tht genie asks him 2 tell his first wish. da man says "i wannna a castle right now"...genie grants him his wish...then he asks him 4 da second wish...he says"i wanna a go 2 island"....genie grants him his dis wish also....then finaly he asks 4 his last wish...da man replies"i don't wanna do work ever'....within a min da man finds him back in da government office.....MORAL OF DA JOKE IS GOVERNMENT OFFICE MAI KOI KAM NAHI KARTAH😆 😆 😆 I hope u got it now

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: awesomedisha


look i hope u got tht genie part...firstly tht genie asks him 2 tell his first wish. da man says "i wannna a castle right now"...genie grants him his wish...then he asks him 4 da second wish...he says"i wanna a go 2 island"....genie grants him his dis wish also....then finaly he asks 4 his last wish...da man replies"i don't wanna do work ever'....within a min da man finds him back in da government office.....MORAL OF DA JOKE IS GOVERNMENT OFFICE MAI KOI KAM NAHI KARTAH😆 😆 😆 I hope u got it now



hope u got it.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol good one there..... 😆 😆 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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thanks a lot everyone for responding 👏

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