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Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

Did you all miss grilling someone?

I know you did!

That's why I (Sumra a.k.a. shazia_haya) am here with your new

I've noticed you all aren't quite enjoying grilling your fellow Friends these few weeks. Why is that so? You don't like them?

Sorry…I was just kidding around….hope no one minds that…..after all why are we here at the Jokes Section? To joke around of course!! Okay I won't say anything hurtful <smiles please>…but to prove to me that you are really enjoying "grilling" your Friend, you should make long lists of questions now. All kinds are acceptable. Silly, weird, boring, interesting……..just any kind of question is fine….

So add more fuel to your lists of questions this time again.

That's because this time it's harder to grill this Friend because this time this Friend is not from outside of our town (i.e. Jokes Section) but from the inside! This time it's our local Friend. And not only friend but a Special Friend. This friend is our VIP Friend!

Before I tell you who our Friend is, let me give you a few clues… (let's see how smart you are)

The Friend lives in UK.

The Friend loves Indian movies to the core.

The Friend likes to watch TV (star dramas and Bollywood movies).

The Friend's down to earth.

The Friend likes to read.

The Friend likes football.

The Friend is quite popular especially in two of the sections at the General Discussion Sections, the Sports section and the Jokes section.

The Friend has posted awesome topics in the Jokes Section.

The Friend is a special member of the Jokes Section.

The Friend is a male.

And yes…….you've got him you've guessed it right….

So let me announce officially who our Special VIP Friend is...

…hold on….

…before I announce I want some music first …

…please turn on the music please…can you make the volume louder….yah…that's fine thank you…

Okay so let me announce…

…the most awaiting moment is about to be over now…

…he is the one and only:

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Do BOMBARD him with questions!! It's your Special chance to grill your Special Friend. Don't miss this great opportunity out!

I will be back with my list later…(This time for sure!)

😆hi sum, thanks for the post it was very entertaining and colourful,

Originally posted by: nrasheed

hey hey kalel look whose on the hot seat, this is funtastic cant wait to grill you till your charcole buddy...so enjoy your week and congrats...

robina...so ready for your first set of questions? here we gooooo....

1. whats the one thing you like about britain?manchester united are hear

2. what the one thing you hate about britain?scumbag racists

3. are you religious? why or why not?yes i am but not 100% i do like to read my prayers as much as i can, its good for the soul.

4. whose gonna win the NBA final? (you know the answer to this one i gave it to you buddy)ok for you i will say LA lakers

5. what do you do on weekends?if i am not working then either watch movies and play football

6. are you a student?if yes what are you studying?no

7. how did you find IF?i was looking for updates for star plus dramas and i googled it,

8. who is your best friend on IF?why?my best friend thats gracella cos she pms me everyday to see how i am and keeps me smiling.

9. the sports sections is relatively deserted why is that?cos people are lazy, they neither watch sports nor take part in it, which is sad i must say, come on people come to the sports section and enjoy

10. what indian soaps do you like?kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi,kasauti zindagi ki,kahaani ghar ghar ki

11. What is your all time fav. indian movie? why?dilwale dulhania le jayenge cos thats what my love story was like in the beginning but mine ended tragically😭

12. what is the last English moive you watched in the theater?did you like it why or why not?that would be american gangster and i thought it was very good. i like denzel washington.

13. what the wheather like today?its freezing its been like -5 degrees celsius

14. what do you want to be when you grow up?a police officer which i am

15. what makes you smile?love

16. what makes you angry?criminals

17. what makes you laugh?chit chat

18. tell me a good joke?ok well let see,

2 boys are talking and one says my dads a lawyer the other replies honest and the first one replies no the other kind.

19. what is your fav. restaurant?akbars international in bradford

20 how often do you eat out in a week?none cos i like my moms cooking to much,

okay i'll be back and thats a promise... enjoy...

robina

thanks robina

😆

Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

When's your birthday?
12 july

How old are you?

27


What's your real name?

nughman


What's your full name?

nughman zayyan jan


Who named you?

mom and grampy


Does your name mean anything I other languages?

If yes then in which language and what does it mean? i think it mean rose😳


Which internet games do you play/ used to play?

i dont like net games cos they have loads fo virus's i only play one game and its called football manager


Which country are you from?

united kingdom unfortunatly


Which country do you live in?

united kingdom


Which country were you born in?

united kingdom


Which is your favorite brand for electronics?

sony


Which is your favourite brand for clothing?

nike


Which is your favourite chocolate brand-I guess they aren't exactly brands but something else…lol…but I'll just leave it as brand?

erm cadburys


Your favourite joke?

2 boys chatting one says to the other my dads a lawyer and the other replies honest the first one replies nah the other kind


Your favourite joke from India-Forums's Jokes section (please no one should be offended here because everyone's got their own taste)?

anything really but i like to look out for bollywood ones


Your favourite section from the General Discussions? well other than jokes and sports cos i mod them i love chit chat


Your favourite forum?

india forums


Your most memorable moment on IF?

getting married to naina as a joke and adopting 19 daughters


Your most embarrassing moment on IF?

getting bugged by gracy and sapu and falling for it big time


What do you like to eat for dessert?

erm ice cream or cheescake


Which is one of your favourite novels?

i like anybook by lorenzo carcaterra but my fav book is gangster its brilliant


What do you wish or hope to dream about before going to sleep?

shazia my one true love😭


What do you do when you have a chance to stay at home alone, even for a mere half an hour only?

watch a movie 😆


Where do you like to go usually?

to my home city Birmingham


Do(Did) you (used to) like school?

yep cos i loved meeting up with shazia and my friends


Which are/ were your subjects?

we had all the traditional ones like maths,science,english,phys ed,geography,history....so on


Which subjects do (did) you (used to) like?

i liked physics,chemistry and geography


Which subjects you don't (didn't) like?

english like i care about shakespear the man was a plonker


Who are you close to in your family?

my middle sister


Do you watch Indian serials? If yes then which ones?

i watch most star dramas


Do you watch American or English serials? If yes then which ones?

i watch 24,prison break,lost,smallville,eastenders


Which type of music do you like?

bollywood


Do you like the way your parents treat you?

yep good or bad they know best


How do you behave with people when they are jealous of you?

dont care they will get over it


How do you behave with people even after they insult you?

just keep my distance, no point being where your not wanted


How do you behave with people when they praise you?

no diffferent cos they praise you one second and tun on you the next


Do you like your surroundings?

i hate uk so no i dont


Are you the neat-type or the messy-type?

neat i hate mess


What do you do?

clean up quickly


Where do you usually go at IF (India-forums)?

first i check my pms, then go to my mod sections after that to chit chat


How'd you came to know about IF?

google


Why do you come to IF?

to get updates on my fav soaps and to meet my friends and mostly to annoy sapna😆


How many brother(s) and sister(s) do you have?

2 sisters 0 brothers


Are any of them married?

no


What's your ranking among your brother(s) and sister(s)? (for example are you the oldest, second oldest, youngest, third youngest, etc...)

am the oldest 27, sister 1 is 24, sister 2 is 21


What do you do in your free time?

play football or watch movies


Do you call anyone a brother or a sister and you really mean it by heart even though they aren't your blood-relatives?

yep on if all the time on if, i have 19 daughters 4 sisters, 1 brother and a wife😆


Which countries do you want to visit or visit again?

canada,switzerland and pakistan


Where'd you want to go for your honeymoon?

wherever my wife chooses but me personally mybe the tangiers


What's your favourite color?

red


Do you prefer to live alone or with your parents/ family or with you future wife and/or children or your husband, children and in-laws?

whatever my wife wants me, for me it would be with my parents


Do you want to get married?

yep


Do you dream about getting married?

i used to dont anymore


Do you want to live in a house or an apartment/ flat?

house


Do you read newspapers? Name them.

yes, sun,mirror,mail and times


Do you read any magazines? Name them.

man utd,match,


Which airlines have you used so far to travel (local and abroad)?

air canada,swiss air and P.I.A,emirates


Which countries have you traveled to till date?

quite a few i have done a 9 month tour of the world, went to about 26 countries i think altogether


What's your favourite dish?

samosa chart


What's your favourite cuisine?

anything made by my mom


What do you like to see in the morning?

a bright crystal clear sky


Any dream you would like to share?

erm... not really i try not to dream too much its painful for me.


Your favourite song?

i like to many to name them but right now i would say tera saath hai kitna pyaara


Your favourite movie?

dilwale dulhania lejayenge


Your most embarrassing moment?

getting bugged by gracy and sapu


Your most cherished moment?

falling in love with shazia


Your most depressing moment?

shazia passing away


At which moment would you hope to die/ How do you want to die?

after i have made my peace with everyone and as to how maybe going at top speed in my car very quickly too


Are you afraid of dieing?

no as one day it will happen to all of us so whats the point of being scared


Have you ever been on a diet?

yes


Why aren't you grilled here yet…or are you?

i am by you guys


How do you get annoyed?

people breaking the law


How can you get grilled?

by becoming a motw


When do you mind people?

when i want to be alone


Do you dislike anyone?

yes a lot of people


Do you dislike anyone from IF?

as far as i know. NO


What type of music do you like?

bollywood


How many guys or people who are male have you seen on IF-I'm asking this because the majority on IF are females-(guys don't mind this okay….even though there might not be anything to mind but I'm just saying it just in case)?

7




Choose one from each…


Notebook/ Computer


Plastic bag/ Paper bag


Friends/ Teachers


Horse/ Hamster


Coke/ Pepsi


Towel/ Handkerchief


Pen/ Pencil


India/ Pakistan


Cricket/ Hockey


School/ Work


Dad/ Mom both


Grandfather/ Grandmother both


Comb/ Brush


Gel/ Oil


Sofa/ Chair


Water/ Juice


Vanilla/ Chocolate


Bath/ Shower


Wife/ Girlfriend


Husband/ Boyfriend 😕😆 ok i would be husband


Arranged marriage/ Love marriage


Live/ Die


Family/ Friends both


Home/ School


Asia/ Europe


India-forums/ MSN




Answer the first thing which comes into your head...


Dark red- my car seats


Bright pink- ridu's birthday dress


Orange- fruit


Dark black- my car colour


Bright white- heaven


Yellow- lemon drizzle cake


Dark brown- chocolate


Bright silver- platinum ring


Gold- jewlery




Describe yourself with each letter of your name.....



N ever negative


U ncompromising


G reat


G reat human being


Y oung forever



Now my unique question…lol…I've never seen anyone ask this kind of question anywhere so I feel like it's like my question or something-sorry if that was offensive, didn't mean it to be…hope no one minds that…


Which song will you dedicate to your fellow Jokes Section's Members.


Type/ Give/ Paste the lyrics as well.

will comeback for this

thanks for the questions sumra

Originally posted by: kal-el

Originally posted by: shruti_5

congratulation nug!!!!!! 👏

here are my questions:

How did you land up in IF?

looking for star drama updates

- what sections in IF do you like and visit?

sports,jokes and chit chat

- What is your fav. colour?

red

- What is your best friend's name?

dean james elliot

- If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

world peace,no poverty and make everyone i know happy

- If you could go on a trip where would you like to go?

around the wirld to meet you all

- what countries haveyou traveled to?

wow loads, canada,states,switzerland,dubai,pakistan erm...

- What is your fav. food dish?

samosa chart

- Do you like cooking or helping mom out in the kitchen?

cooking

- If I turned up at your home, and I am vegetarian, what food dish would you serve me?

anything you wish as i can cook loads of things, but a veg dish for me would be spicy spinach, love it

- favourite food:
samosa's

one person you love the most:

shazia

one perosn you hate the most:

all criminals

your favourite colour

red

bollywood actor:

shah rukh khan

favourtie bollywood acteress:

priyanka chopra

favourtie singer:

himesh reshammiya and mohammed rafi

what would you do if you get million dollars?? :

give most of it to my parents but leave enough for me to get an audi r8

What is one thing you can not live without??

my laptop

one food that you are good at cooking:

any dessert

bollywood or hollywood:

bollywood

Chocolates, Cakes, or Ice-cream:

ice cream

best friend(s) on IF:

i have a few but i dont want to name names as its unfair on others, but one i will say is gracella

What do u like the most on I-F?

gracella

What do u hate the most on I-F?

there isnt anyone i hate on if i think???

ur hair color?

black

eye color?

brown

ur height?

6ft

Have u seen a UFO?

no

are u calm?

sometimes

whats the best advice you ever got?

be happy who knows "kal ho na ho" it was naina manam who said that to me.

did u ever get embaressed? if you did tell the story

not really, not of the top of my head.

your favourite smmothie?

yep strawberry

ur favourtie fruit?

mango

ur hobbies?

playing football and watching movies

goals in ur life.

to be remembered for the good things i did.

ur favourtie sport??

FOOTBALL ALL THE WAY

your favourite book?

gangster by lorenzo carcaterra

What would you do if your best friend talked bad about you?

be very upset, if your best friend cant talk to you about you then he is not much of a best friend.

Who inspires you and why?

eric cantona, cos even when he was going through the rough times he kept his head high and caried on.

Are you a family or friends person?

both

Do you have any pets?

not anymore i had 2 parrots

Who do you know tells the best jokes?

erm a few people but i like chris rock he has some of the funiest

In your opinion, what has been the best invention?

electricity

What is the dumbest invention?

mobile phones

Is your room messy?

hell no!!!!

What is the worst injury you ever had?

erm i crashed my car once and i had a broken left leg, broke my left arm in four places, cuts, bruises and fractured my right wrist

What movie do you know all the lines to?

any star wars film and dilwale dulhania le jayenge

What is the last movie you saw?

i just finished watching the new rambo movie

How many times a month do you go to the movies?

3-4 times a month

What is your favorite animal?

cappuchin monkeys or silverback gorillas

What color are your bed sheets?

why??????????????? just kidding they are black

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?

staright

What is the video game that you love the most?

football manager

If you could punch one person who would it be?

too many jerks i have met too name one.

Do you watch cartoons?

yes i love chip and dale

Do you like Star bucks—or do you think it's just overpriced?

love it but it is expensive

What is your favorite smell?

aqua di gio by armarni

What would you do if a random person offered you candy?

say no cos you should never take any thing from strangers

Do you drive?

yes i drive an Audi S4

Have you ever had braces?

yes unfortunatly i looked like jaws from the james bond fikms and i was called robochops at school.

Favorite Ninja Turtle?

leonardo

Do you own a pair of big sunglasses?

no but i got some cool ones

What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?

my teacher miss davies was cute and i loved lego bricks

Have the cops ever taken you home?

yep all the time cos i am a police officer so i take my self home.lol

Have you ever hit a deer?

never

Have you ever gone to class drunk?

i dont drink alcohol so no point, but i have a weird reaction to apple juice which makes me seem drunk. dont know why.

What color is your room?

the walls are all different colours to reflect my moods, i have one which is red one is black one is forest green and the other is blue.

Are you taller than your mom?

yes.lol mom is 5ft 5 and i am 6ft

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?

erm i would say bright yellow

What kind of cell phone do you have?

nokia N95 V

Is their any animal that creeps you out?

spiders they scare the living bejesus out of me.

What is the one thing you cant live without?

my laptop.

who do you hate the most in ur life?

all criminals i encounter

who do you love the most in your life?

shazia

If someone grants you three wishes, what would they be?

world peace,no poverty and all my family and friends are happy.

What is the best thing thats ever happened to you?

when i met shazia

pick one:

pink/blu blu
orange/yellow orange
outside/inside outside
up/down up
boy/gurl girl
frend/girlfrend friend
srk/ amitabh srk
one/two one
clothes/shoes clothes
earings/belts belts
preppy/casual casual
songs/movies movies
people/animals people
nice/mean nice
tall/short tall
fat/fatter fat

rate the following out of ten. ten being the highest.

srk: 8
rani:7
preity:7
brad pitt:6
amitabh:8
abhishek:2
ashwariya rai:8
bipasha basu:7
emran hashmi:5
barney:9
big bird:9
spongebob:1

wht makes you cry? losing people i love
wht makes you happy? meeting my friends and family
wht makes you sad? being alone
wht makes you sleep? not much
wht makes you wanna answer all my Q's? erm cos you asked and i dont like being meanie
wht makes you drowsy? not sleeping much
wht makes you drink water? thirst

do you like my questions??? yes they were very inquisitive, thanks shruti.

Originally posted by: frenzgrl129

Ohhhh so now its your turn kal-el?
You grilled me now its your turn...woooo!😆lookin forward to it

Ready?-(of course you do NOT have to answer any you don't want to but it would be great if you did!)dont worry will answer all of them

What is your name? nughman
Where do you live?united kingdom (sheffield)
How many sibs do you have? 2 sisters
What kind of car do you drive? Audi S4
What color is it? Jet Black
Is it new? yes
Do you like to read? yes
What kind of books do you like? any kind except horrors
Who is your favorite author? rohld dahl and lorenzo carcaterra
Did you like school/or do you like school? yes i did
Would you say you were cool in school? nope neither popular or unpopular
Do you have pets? and if so, How many? 0
Favorite song? at the min tera saath hai kitna pyaara
Favorite movie? dilwale dulhania le jayenge
Favorite actor? srk
Favorite actress?priyanka chopra
Favorite villian? amrish puri
Old movies or new movies? both
What type of food do you like?desi food, especially samosa's
What is your favorite dish? samosa chart
Who is your favoite TV chef? erm havent got one really but i think gordon ramsey is hillarious
Can you cook? yes
What is the best dish you have made? erm something like a hot biryani
Can you whistle? yes but not a loud whistle
What television soap is your favorite? english i would say eastenders and desi i would say kasauti zindagi ki
What is your favorite comic show? havent got one
Favorite comedian? chris rock
Favorite website other than india-forums? www.manutnited.com
YIM or MSN IM?-which do you like better?msn
Favorite awards show?--Ex/Filmfare, filmfare
Favorite animal species? monkeys
Favorite animal? cappuchin monkey
Favorite beverage? rubicon mango juice
Top five gossips you found interesting in the last 2 weeks?

man utd might sign hatem ben arfa and karim benzema from lyon for 40 million pounds
cristiano ronaldo is becoming better than george best
knife crime is up in london
my sister is having a root canal at the dentist
i am getting married in september

make an acronym( I think that is the word) for this:

Kool

Awesome

Loveable

Energetic

Lover

What are your favorite emoticons? laughing,smiling,big smile,
What is your favorite color? red
What kind of things do you like to do for passtime? play football watch movies
What are your favorite hobbies? playing football
Have you ever written a song? nope
Have you ever written a poem? yes but cant read it out its private sowi
What is your favorite song? at the moment its tera saath hai kitna pyaara
What is your favorite band? dont have one
Who is your favorite singer-male? atif aslam
Who is your favorite singer-female? alyssia
Who is your favorite composer? dont have one
Do you like clubbing?--NO not people on the head!-LOL, lol no i dont am not a party person
Do you like parties or studying/working? working then just relaxing
Are you dedicated to your job or schooling? job
Are you in a relationship or married? nope am single
Are you a good public speaker? hell no i go all shy
Do you like going to weddings/engagements/etc.. nope they do my head in after 30 mins
Do you like superheroes? yes
Who is your favorite? superman and wolverine
Favorite super-villian? erm magneto
Favorite catch-phrase you like saying? oi!!!!
Favorite catch-phrase yo uheard other say? chal hath or haaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww

Alright can't think of anything else!
Will come back if I do!
Have fun answering!
And thanks for grilling me in the past .. had fun!
Congratz to you!

aww thank you for the questions

Originally posted by: x-lima96-x

Congo 👏 😉
So....
Hmmm...
Uhhh....
Let me see...

Do u like ice cream? yes love it
Sweets/chocolate CHOC
tea/coffee COFFEE
Kind/mean KIND
Honest/liar HONEST
Me/u YOU
Science/maths SCIENCE
Maths/english MATHS
Bengali/french BENGALI
Us/uk UK
Tv/laptop LAPTOP
Reading/internet INTERNET
Sports/ur life SPORTS
Disney/nick DISNEY
Siggy/avi AVI
Glitter/makeup LOL NEITHER
Boy/girl GIRL
Miley cyrus/Ashely tisdale WHO??????????/
Indian/english INDIAN

Dats it 4 now

thanks for the questions lima
Byexxx

Originally posted by: kal-el

thanks a lot for answering,nug!! really liked ur answers!!