Laughs -- Michael Irvin

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?

A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of the "Refrigerator" and now they want a "Coke Machine".

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "Grass".

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new "Honour System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honour".

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.

In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?

A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

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The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

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