Laughs -- Walking Economy

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

"I'm a walking economy," a man was overheard to say.

"My hairline's in recession, my waist is a victim of inflation, and together they're putting me in a deep depression."

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: Why is advice so cheap?

A: Because supply always exceeds demand.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

We have 2 classes of forecasters: Those who don't know . . . and those who don't know they don't know.

- John Kenneth Galbraith

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: Why did God create economists?

A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

An Economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.

The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.

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