Expecting you for 20 years

Just as Jack was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."

At least two nights a week for twenty years Jack had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.

When Jack entered the den he was suprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.

As the theif was about to leave jack said, "You have to go and meet my wife."

The thief said, " Why would you want me to meet your wife?"

Jack replied, "Well, she's been expecting you from 20 years."

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lol...dat was funny..... 😆 😆 😆 finally she mus have been so glad to c him... 😉 😆 😆

tfs.. 😆

nice 1 i wud say por thief 😆

lol she must hav luvd him 2 much 😆

haila....what's up with the wife yaar.......expecting him for 20 years.....kuch toh hai...... 😆....gosh 20 yrs are so long man...how on earth did the husband tolerate his wife that long whne every two nights she said said the same thing per week...

Hehe Some Funny Jokes There 😆