The Late Night Caller

A man is in bed with his wife when there's a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It's half past three in the morning.

I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.

However, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife who is also awake now.

Not wanting a row he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs and opens the door to be greeted by a man standing outside.

"Hey mate," says the stranger, "can you give me a push please?"

"You're joking! It's half past three in the morning. I was in bed fast asleep," says the man and shuts the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

"That's charming", she says, "Don't you remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way home, you had to knock at that house to get help? What would have happened if they had refused us?"

"OK, OK" he says in resignation, and gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door but can't see the stranger anywhere. So he shouts, "Hello, do you still want a push?"

In the distance a voice cries out, "Yes please."

Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

"Over here, on the swings."

Originally posted by: rukhaya

A man is in bed with his wife when there's a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It's half past three in the morning.

I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.

However, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife who is also awake now.

Not wanting a row he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs and opens the door to be greeted by a man standing outside.

"Hey mate," says the stranger, "can you give me a push please?"

"You're joking! It's half past three in the morning. I was in bed fast asleep," says the man and shuts the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

"That's charming", she says, "Don't you remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way home, you had to knock at that house to get help? What would have happened if they had refused us?"

"OK, OK" he says in resignation, and gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door but can't see the stranger anywhere. So he shouts, "Hello, do you still want a push?"

In the distance a voice cries out, "Yes please."

Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

"Over here, on the swings."

interesting

i thot at first it was gonna be a scary joke, wrong then when he say get a push u think car

but when u see swing 🤣

very nice

thanks

superb really a good one

lol 😆
that man on the swing is quite amazing

wow what a good one didn't expect the end given der🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 they were hillarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

haha thats was funny and cute

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear"

😆... He needs a push in the swing.... Thats funny...... Thanks for sharing.....