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Posted: 11 years ago

#31

Originally posted by: preetgurti
yaar kitne wajood hai iske 😲 kya insaan hai by god 😆

Ek possibility aur hai. Just as Jalal was too busy being a sipahi to learn to read and write, similarly he also never got a chance to learn and practice many pick-up lines.

This wajood thing is one of the trusted few he knows to work.

The Radha angle is also effective, but only with Hindu women Jodha, and won't help with Atifa. :)

(Note to humor-challenged Jalal fans: We are just trying to have some fun in the middle of this dreadful track. No Jalal bashing is intended. Or needed---Jalal himself and the CVs are doing a great job of it by themselves already. 😊)

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preet

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Posted: 11 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: AKT.JA
 

Ek possibility aur hai. Just as Jalal was too busy being a sipahi to learn to read and write, similarly he also never got a chance to learn and practice many pick-up lines.
This wajood thing is one of the trusted few he knows to work. The Radha angle is also effective, but only for Hindu women, and won't help with Atifa. :)

To humor-challenged Jalal fans: We are just having fun in the middle of this dreadful track. No Jalal bashing is intended. Or needed---Jalal himself and the CVs are doing a great job it already. :)

wajood us certified in this sipahi dictionary 😆

radha angel is petant for jodha only
Lolll your disclaimer should be in top of post
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preet

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Posted: 11 years ago

#33

Nexr he will pakka say
aapne humein dil diya hai aapko koi haq nhin banta isse tof ke jaane ka

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ILTHBEB

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Posted: 11 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: preetgurti
Nexr he will pakka say
aapne humein dil diya hai aapko koi haq nhin banta isse tof ke jaane ka

rofl. Hum serf aapkai saat jina chatai hai,atifa begum.

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AKT.JA

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Posted: 11 years ago

#35

Upon hearing that Atifa is leaving Agra, a shattered broken Jalal prays...

[tears and sobs] Hindustan ka shehenshah do jahan ke shehenshah se bheekh mangta hai...Mere malik, pehle ek aur begum ke liye humne yahii kaha tha, lekin is baar ek dam sach hai...Mere Khuda, Atifa Begum ko humse door mat kar, unke bagair hum ji nahii payenge...[more tears, more sobs]

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Rashmi81

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Posted: 11 years ago

#36

Originally posted by: AKT.JA
Upon hearing that Atifa is leaving Agra, a shattered broken Jalal prays...

[tears and sobs] Hindustan ka shehenshah do jahan ke shehenshah se bheekh mangta hai...Mere malik, pehle ek aur bagum ke liye humne yahii kaha tha, lekin is baar ek dam sach hai...Mere Khuda, Atifa Begum ko humse door mat kar, unke bagair hum ji nahii payenge...[more tears, more sobs]

😆😆

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Posted: 11 years ago

#37

Originally posted by: AKT.JA
Upon hearing that Atifa is leaving Agra, a shattered broken Jalal prays...

[tears and sobs] Hindustan ka shehenshah do jahan ke shehenshah se bheekh mangta hai...Mere malik, pehle ek aur bagum ke liye humne yahii kaha tha, lekin is baar ek dam sach hai...Mere Khuda, Atifa Begum ko humse door mat kar, unke bagair hum ji nahii payenge...[more tears, more sobs]

😆

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Sindhu Menon

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Posted: 11 years ago

#38

Originally posted by: AKT.JA
Upon hearing that Atifa is leaving Agra, a shattered broken Jalal prays...

[tears and sobs] Hindustan ka shehenshah do jahan ke shehenshah se bheekh mangta hai...Mere malik, pehle ek aur bagum ke liye humne yahii kaha tha, lekin is baar ek dam sach hai...Mere Khuda, Atifa Begum ko humse door mat kar, unke bagair hum ji nahii payenge...[more tears, more sobs]

u are rocking..:):):)

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Khushi_love

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Posted: 11 years ago

#39

Originally posted by: Rak014

I am wondering, how can a person realise the same thing again and again?😕

1. Firstly, after ben track, Jalal realised that he cannot live without jo and he is in love with her!
2. Again,after sujamal track, he realised that he cannot live without jo and he is in love with her!
3. Again now, recently he realised that he cannot live without atifa and he is in love with her!
4.After atifa track, he will again realise that he cannot live without jo and he is in love with her!🤣

So,jalal is realising again and again that he is in love with one or the other woman and will keep realising the same in the future!

I am really confused about the realisation concept here!😕😳

PS: Amidst of this realisation chaos, i have realised that i have better things to do at 8:00 PM!😆😆

After this track is over, ALL will realise only one thing...

NOTHING CAN EVER SEPARATE JALAL & JO.

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Khushi_love

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Posted: 11 years ago

#40

Originally posted by: AKT.JA
Upon hearing that Atifa is leaving Agra, a shattered broken Jalal prays...

[tears and sobs] Hindustan ka shehenshah do jahan ke shehenshah se bheekh mangta hai...Mere malik, pehle ek aur bagum ke liye humne yahii kaha tha, lekin is baar ek dam sach hai...Mere Khuda, Atifa Begum ko humse door mat kar, unke bagair hum ji nahii payenge...[more tears, more sobs]

😆 Good satire..

..but there's only one problem...Jalal actually despises Atifa, n loves only Jo 😃

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