Dialogues ki Duniya...

There have been many ups & downs in Jodha-Jalal's journey and we analyse these situations and characters at each stage with great interest. JA dialogues have helped us to better analyse and understand our character's nature, their thinking and sometimes the reasons for their actions.

We are given dialogues, mostly appropriate for different situations (love, grief, friendship, romance, revenge, politics..) in this journey, of which

some are really beautiful and poetic...

some we love for the actor's performance...

some made us laugh...

some are powerful and intense...

some we like for their timing...

some with in-depth meaning...

Whether our reaction is to clap, cry, laugh or praise, these dialogues are special part of Jodha-Akbar. This thread puts together such dialogues that we love and would like to remember from time-to-time.

The dialogues are listed separately for the main characters.

Jalal - 108016781

Jodha - 108016800

Maham - 108016830

Other Characters - 108016864

Conversations - 108017302

Only few dialogues are included for now (mostly from old episodes)... but pls do share your favourite dialogues and the list will be updated regularly with your choice and the dialogues from upcoming episodes. Any suggestions to improve this thread are most welcome.

Jalal

Woh badshah hi kya jiski koyi badshahat na ho... aur woh begum hi kya jisse apne shauhar se shikayat na ho... 😉

[E19 2013-07-12 Jalal-Ruqaiyya nok-jhok]

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Kutch cheezon ko banvaya hi isliye jaata hai Abdul, thaki unhe khaak karneke luft uthaya jaa sake... 👍🏼

[E20 2013-07-15 Jalal burning Jodha's potrait]

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Hum apne Khan Baba ke kilaf kaise jung ched karsakte hain... lekin agar baagi bagawat karega, tho yeh badshah apni talwaar zarur uthayega... ⭐️⭐️

[E20 2013-07-15 Jalal's faceoff with Bairam Khan in DEK]

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Tum apne nafrat mein hamara sar kaatna chahti thi, lekin hum hamare nafrat mein tumhare sar ko jhukadiya hai...isse kehte hain nafrat ka hadh... 👍🏼

[E40 2013-08-12 Jodha-Jalal after shadi ka jashnn]

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Zindagi mein pehli baar aisa hua tha ki hume neend nahi aa rahi thi Jodha.. uss din yeh keh kar ki hum keval cheenna jaante hai tumne hamari neend cheenli thi..

[E46 2013-08-20 After Jodha's refusal to take the Farman]

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Aaj pehli bar hamari shamshir ne hame dhoka diya hai... par isme uska kasoor nahi... kasoor aap ki kubsoorati ka hai...

[E50 2013-08-26 After Jodha-Jalal first sword fight]

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Har baar kuch naya kar jatiho Amer ki Shehzaadi... hum tumhaare bare mein nahi sochna chahte.. lekin phir bhi hamein sochne per majboor kar deti ho.. huu.. tum hamari kushi jatane nahi aayi, par hamare bache ki kushi jataane ke liye tumhara aana... hamein choo gaya!!

[E53 2013-08-29 Jalal thinking about Jodha after hearing her poem for his baby]

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Tumhe jo sochna hai socho Jhoda... kyunki tumhaari soch pe humaara zor nahi, aur hamare faisle par kisi ka rokh nahi... 😈

[E59 2013-09-06 Jalal informing Jodha about Sujanpur War]

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Mohabbat ki maram mein lipta nafrat ka zakhm... 👍🏼

[E72 2013-09-25 Jodha appying lep to Jalal's hand after sword practice]

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kambakt kaynaat khatam ho jayegi lekin aapka sawaal nahi katam honge Jodha Begum...poochiye kya poochna hain aapko... 😆😆

[E98 2013-10-31 Jodha-Jalal discussion about Ratanpur ka kila]

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Aap ki nafrat hamare liye jayaz hain... humein aapki nafrat, Qubool Hai !! 👍🏼

[E109 2013-11-15 Jalal near tarazu in FP track]

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Badsha ki nishani taaj nahi, woh naaz hota hain jo uski riaya ko uspar ho... ⭐️⭐️

[E118 2013-11-28 Jalal's soul talk after receiving his birthday gift from Jodha]

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Phir se wahi ehsaas... kya hain yein... seene mein dard hain kyaa?? ya kushi kaa ehsass jaisa ammijaan kehti hain... par agar kushi hain tho, yeh ehsass tab huwa tha jab hum walid banne ki kabar mili thi... tab hum kushh the...magar aaj kyu kushh hain hum... aaj yeh ehsaas kyu?? 🤗

[E121 2013-12-03 Jalal's thoughts after Jodha's 'No More Grinah' declaration]

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Ab hamara ek doosre se hi wajood hai.. Aapke bina hum nahi aur hamare bina aap nahi..

[E167 2014-02-05 Jodha Jalal interaction in binalokh]

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agar adiyalon ke sultanat hogi naa, tho log tane uski mallika bana denge... aaj tak tere jidh ki saamne kisi ki chali hai ?? 😆😆

[E171 2014-02-11 Kajri-Badal at the food stall]

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Aapko bahana chahiye tha humaare paas aane ka, humein choone ka, hamare haath ko pakadne ka. Aap ne sochaa, raat kaa andhera hai, koyi aas-paas nahi hai, mauk hai, mahaul hai, dastoor hai, tho kyun na in sab baton ka faydaa uthaya jaye.. Shahenshah saamne hain, aur aapne bina jataye yeh sab kar diya... Waah !! 😉 😎

[E173 2014-02-13 Kajri-Badal, night in the jungle]

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Humein aapse mohabbat ho gayi thi Jodha Begum.. hum aap mein ek mohabbat ki roshini dekhne lage the aur aapne uss roshni ko naapaak kar diya apni zinakari se... 🥺

[E209 2014-04-04 Jalal's outburst]

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Accha mauka hai Jodha Begum, aap chahe to hume saza dedijiye...cheer dijiye humara dil, khuda kasam uff tak nahi karenge ... 😉

[E224 2014-04-24 Jodha-Jalal sword fight in Amer]

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hamare khoon ne humari jism thak ka saath chod diya...lekin hum ne aapse muaafi paaneki aas nahi chodi... 😭

[E225 2014-04-25 Jalal before leaving Jodha in Amer]

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Jodha

Huqumat woh jo dilse apnaye jaye, naa ki talwar ki zor se manwayi jaye... 👏

[E23 2013-07-18, Jodha- Ruqaiyya argument about theerthkar]

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aapse hi hamara sowbhagya hain... purva janmo ke vivit karmo se hi, aap hamare pathi huye ho... aur hum aap ki vadhu huyi hain...

[E37 2013-08-07, E165 2014-02-03 Jodha's marriage vows]

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Abhi khel shesh hai... humein shey deneki shegrata mein aap ne swayam hi maat leli hai...

aap ki dristi keval hamari shahenshah per thi... aur usse gherne ki pher mein aapne apne hi badshah ko asurakshit kardiya...

[E45 2013-08-19 At the end of chess match b/w Jodha - Ruqaiyya]

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Jho wyakti keval cheenna janta ho, wo kisi ko kya desakta hai... 👏

[E46 2013-08-20 Jodha's refusal to take the Farman]

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Aap sada kehte rahe ki aap prem nahi karsakte kyunki aapke paas hruday nahi.. paranthu aap ye nahi jaante the, ki prem ho ya grinah dhono hruday se hi kiye jaate hain.. aapka hruday na hone ka dawa kitna asathya tha na shahenshah..

[E46 2013-08-20 Jodha's soul talk after Farman refusal]

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Aadesh patra ki avashyakta dasso ko hoti hain.. Ranio ko nahi... 👏👏

[E49 2013-08-23 Jodha-Maham after Moti's release]

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Jiske paas hriday nahi, woh jeevit nahi... aur jo jeevit nahi, usse maar ke hum kya karenge... 👍🏼

[E50 2013-08-26 Jodha-Jalal first sword fight]

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Ek patni ko usika pathi nazarband karde, isse bada apmaan kya ho sakta hai ?? 🥺

[E63 2013-09-12 Jodha's outburst during Nazarbandh, MC Track]

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Jo poore sultanat ke annadaata hain, unhe hum kya biksha denge... 👍🏼

[E68 2013-09-19 Jalal's disguise as phakir]

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Aab hamein aap se grinah nahi hain... hamari kehne ka tatparya yein hain ki, ek samay tha jab hum aapse grinah karthe the.. par ab aap ayse nahi rahe.. aap woh hain jho hum per vishwaas karte hai... aur hum, aapke nirnay per vishwaas karne lage hai... 🤗

[E121 2013-12-03 Jodha's 'No More Grinah' declaration]

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Jab apne hi ghav de tho koyi aushadi kaam nahi athi... humare apne pita aur behan ne chalaa hamein...iss ghav ko lekar sada jeena hoga humein... 😭

[E153 2014-01-16 Jodha's thoughts after Shivani's elopment]

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Mughal kandhan ki ye Jodha Begum, iss baat keliye aap ko kabhi kshama nahi karegi...

[E153 2014-01-16 Jodha angry with Bharmal]

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Chuoo mat hamein... Grinit Jantu !! 🤣

[E160 2014-01-27 Jodha-Benazir after boat ride]

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Kyonki yahan par kisi vishkanya ki prashansa sun sunkar hamare kaan pak chuke hain... 😉Ek baat batyiye... aap hamare pati hain na? To hamein baahar nahi leja sakte? 👍🏼

[E169 2014-02-07 Jodha-Jalal interaction after vishpaan]

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Jab aapko samaj aata nahi hain, to phir samajhne ka prayaas kyon karte hain? 😉

[E172 2014-02-12 Kajri-Badal during banjaran dance]

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Humein bura isliye nahi lage ga kyunki hamare padh ka maan kum hoga... naki isliye ki aap humein kum khass begum samjhenge... balki isliye...balki prem ke karan... humein aise lage ga jaise hamare prem ka apmaan huwa hai...

[E182 2014-02-26 After Jodha-Jalal boat ride]

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Yadi aansoon dene ka saahas rakh sakthe hain, to aansoon dekhne ka saahas bhi rakhiye shahenshah 😭

[E205 2014-03-31 Hoshiyar Khan Birthday]

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Maham Anga

Itihas gawah hai Jalal... zulm ki hukumat kabhi aabad nahi rahi hai...aage aap kudh samajdar hain... 👍🏼

[E12 2013-07-03 Maham to Jalal regarding Bairam Khan's control over sultanat]

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Bewakoof apnose akalmandh dhushman acche hote hai... 😆

[E19 2013-07-12 Maham to Adham]

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Dil ke hone ka sabse bada saboot insaan ke aansoon hote hai...jab dil dukhta hai, tab aansoon behte hai...ho sakta hai Jalal ke seene me jo dil hain, usne saansen lena shuru kar diya ho...kya pata woh dil aapse rooth jaye, kyunki jab bhi uss dil ko aapki zarurat thi, tab aap unke kareeb nahi thi... 👏

[E26 2013-07-23 Maham's advise to Ruqaiyya after Bairam Khan's Death]

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Duniya mein hamesha do logon se hoshiyaar rehna chahiye...ek, jinhe kuch khone ka darr nahi hain...aur dusri, jinhe kuch paane ki chaah nahi hai...aise log kuch bhi kar sakte hai 👍🏼

[E40 2013-08-12 Maham-Ruqaiyya discussing about Jodha]

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Humein Jodha ki nazuk labo ki darr nahi hai, humein unn labo se darr hai, jo shehenshah ko na kehna jante hain... ⭐️⭐️

[E40 2013-08-12 Maham-Ruqaiyya discussing about Jodha]

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Nafrat bhi usi dil mein rahti hain jis dil mein mohabbat... bohat baareek sarhad rahti hain nafrat aur mohabaat ke beech... nafrat kab mohabbat mein badal jaye bataya nahi jaasakta...Adham, pehli baar humein darr lag raha hai...

[E41 2013-08-13 Maham to Adham after DEK about Mann Singh entering the Harem]

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Shahenshah ko apne peeche bagane ki takat bhi rakti hai woh... 👍🏼

aap ko ye lagta hai shahenshah ko begum Jodha ki parwa nahi hai... lekin hame is baat ka yakin hone laga hai ki shahenshah ko kud patanahi ki unhe begum Jodha ki parwa hone lagi hai... Begum Jodha ne meenabazar mein rang ki dukan lagayi... hum per rang uchala... ab pata nahi kab woh shahenshah ko apna rang me rangde... pata nahi kab woh aap ke chehre ka, takat ka, magruriyat ka rang cheenle...phir mat kahiye ga Maham Anga ne aap ko aaghah nahi kiya...

[E76 2013-10-01 Maham-Ruqaiyya, Jodha suicide attempt]

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Agar tumhari Begum Jodha tumse kehrahi hai ki tum samajhdaar ho, tho tum paagal ho...wakai paagal ho... 🤣

[E252 2014-06-02 Maham-Shehnaaz convo]

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Other Characters

Dimaagi ghulami ko dil ki deewangi hi thod sakti hain...par zanjeeron se jagde dimaag ko, sirf dil ki dhadkan hi tod sakti hain.. dhekna tu,m ek din ser per sawaser bhi zaroor ayega... 👍🏼

[E12 2013-07-03 Ruksaar Begum with Pinaz Begum - first Meena Bazzar]

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Ek aysi ladki... jiski saamne dosth apna dil, shauhar apna iman aur shahenshah apna sar jukaadhe... 😎

[E14 2013-07-05 Ruqaiyya to Jalal in their first meeting ]

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kisine na sach hi kaha hain... baadshah, baaza aur bandar naa kabhi nahi sudarthe... 😆

[E15 2013-07-08 Ruqaiyya and Jalal nok-jhok about wearing shoes to bed]

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Bhagya apna yodha swayam chunta hai... aur bagya usi ko chunta hai, jo bagya se baagta nahi balki usse sawarta hain.. 👏

[E37 2013-08-07 Minavathi's seekh to Jodha before Vivah ]

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Jodha begum aap ke samne tikh bhi nahi sakthi hai... ab dekhiye naa... aap tho logonko phasathi hai... woh bechari Jodha Begum kudh hi phashi baithi hai... haina... 🤣

[E63 2013-09-12 Javeeda and Maham, MC track]

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Dua woh daal hai jisme sone jaisi chamak na ho, phir bhi faulad bankar woh har waar se tumhari hifazat karegi... dua chahe nazar na aye lekin har buri nazar se tumhe bachayegi... 👍🏼

[E118 2013-11-28 Hamida Banu's thoughts regarding Jodha's gift to Jalal]

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Aap jise chahte ho usse chaahkar bhi takleef nahi pahunch pathe... kyunki agar unhe takleef ho, tho dil kudh ka dhukta hai...

[E153 2014-01-16 Mirza Hakim to Jalal after Shivani's Elopment]

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Koyi bhi insaan kismat se shahenshah ban sakta hai...lekin jo shahenshah apni chahat se aam admi bane, woh taarik badalta hain... 👏

[E173 2014-02-13 Sheik Salim Chisti, Sikri ka safar]

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Jyada mitas aksar kadve zeher ko dabane ke liye ki jaati hain... 😉

[E226 2014-04-28 Agtha Khan's thoughts abt Maham during Jalal ka istakbal at Agra]

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Ruqaiyya-Jodha argument about teerthkar (E23 2013-07-18)

Ruqaiyya - Hindustan ke zameen per humara kanoon chalta hain

Jodha - Yeh zameen uparwale ne banaya hai... isliye isper subka haq barabar hota hai... phir chahe woh hindu ho, ya mughal... Amer ki rajkumari ho, ya mallika-e-hind

Ruqaiyya - Zammen uski, jo usse jeet le... asmaan uska, jiska parcham usper lehraye... aur kanoon uska, jiske haathon mein huqumat ki baghdaud ho...

Jodha - Huqumat woh jo dilse apnaye jaye, naa ki talwar ki zor se manwayi jaye...

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Jodha's conditions before Marriage (E36 2013-08-06 )

Jalal - Aap ne humse mulakat ka pigam beja... farmayiye...

nikha se pehle aap humse kya baat karna chahti hai

Jodha - Vivah se pehle hum aap se samne do sharthe rakh na chahte hai...

pehli, vivah ke baad hum apni dharam nahi badalenge !!

Jalal - Aur doosri???

Jodha - Humare saath hamare Kaana bhi Agra jayenge...

waha per vidhi-vrat unki stapana hogi..unka mandir banega !!

Jalal - Aapki sharte bahut badi hai shahazadi...

per itni badi nahi ki Hindustan ka Shahenshah Jalaluddin, unhe poora na karsake... Humein aap ki dono sharte manjoor hai !!

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Ruqaiyya - Jodha faceoff in Agra (E39 2013-08-09)

Ruqaiyya - baatein banane mein bahut mahir ho... yaqeenan tumhe taleem deneke liye tumhare gharwalon ne behtareen ustad rakhe honge... lagta hain tumne sirf assman chunewale baathe seekhi hai... zameeni haqeeqat kisine nahi sikhaya tumhe.. ki paani me rahkar magarmach se dushmani nahi ki jati...

Jodha - magarmach ke shikar tho hamare Amer mein ternewale bache bhi karlete hain... aur rahi baat hamari guruonki ki seekh ki, tho hamein sikhaya jata hai kisi ki raah jaan boojh kar nahi katni chahiye, aur yadi koyi doosra aap ki raah jaan boojh kar kate tho peeche nahi hatna chahiye...

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Jalal-Ruqaiyya discussing abt his birthday gifts (E118 2013-11-28)

Ruqaiyya - kya ek myana mein dho shahmshir rehsakte hai ???

Jalal - hargiz nahi !

Ruqaiyya - tho phir hum aur Jodha Begum ek jagah kaise rehsakte hai ??

Jo jagah humare tohfe ki, woh unki kabhi nahi hosakti..

Jalal - baat mein dham tho hai...

lekin phir shayad yahi farak hai ek zindagi aur ek myan mein...

kutch cheezoko saath chalna hota hai, ek doosreko takaluf diye bagair... jase ki nadi ke dho kinare, ek sikke ke dho pahlu... yeh mumla bhi kutch isi baat ki tarah hai...

aap ne hume tohfe ke thurper badshaa ki shaan di... aur Jodha Begum ne woh nazariya diya jise hum badshah ka shaan banaye raksakthe hai...

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Jodha-Jalal after Vishpaan (E169 2014-02-07)

Jodha - aur yadi woh aap ko dhas leti, tab??

Jalal - nahi kar pathi Jodha Begum.. ayisa karne ka taab, humare hisab se, sirf ek hi rajvanshi mein hai...

yeh Priya fab thread!!! awesome!! loved reading them...faadu lines!👏



another one-

my favorite dialogue ..

Originally posted by: tamy267

yeh Priya fab thread!!! awesome!! loved reading them...faadu lines!👏

Thanks...😊

waise toh this show has too many solid dialogues..its hard to choose one...

True... and sometimes we like the whole conversation but can't include all the dialogues.. have to choose a few selected...

I've too many favorites and u have mentioned all of them.😳

I can remember one dialogue of Jalal which bowled me over -

"puri duniya se aapko bachane ke liye yaha hum hai, par humse bachane ke liye koi nahi" - Jalal (JJ's first night after marriage in tent)

"Devi Maa ke pairo pe sar rakhwane ke liye sar katane ki zaroorat nahi padhti, sar jhukaya bhi jasakta hai" - Jalal (JaJo in Maa Kaali Mandir)

"jante hai hum aap Shehenshah hai, par patni hone ke naate humein jo eersha hoti hai uska hum kya kare?" - Jodha (consummation night)

"taarikh badlegi thaari beti...Jodha Mughlo mein jayegi" - Shaguni Bai (Mainavati-Shaguni Bai convo)

your selection is 👍🏼... will include them soon...

their consummation night has all the good punch lines...do include them.😊

I too like most of them... have to select the best ones and then include them...

Originally posted by: ---Mehak---

my favorite dialogue ..

Jalal :

Accha mauka hai Jodha Begum, aap chahe to hume saza dedijiye...cheer dijiye humara dil, khuda kasam uff tak nahi karenge ... 😉

[E224 2014-04-24 Jodha-Jalal sword fight in Amer]

Jodha :

Jiske paas hriday nahi, woh jeevit nahi... aur jo jeevit nahi, usse maar ke hum kya karenge... 👍🏼

[E50 2013-08-26 Jodha-Jalal first sword fight]

Maham Anga

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Agar tumhari Begum Jodha tumse kehrahi hai ki tum samajhdaar ho, tho tum paagal ho...wakai paagal ho... 🤣

[E252 2014-06-02 Maham-Shehnaaz convo]