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Everybody please imagine this
Jodha - Shehenshah hume pakka yakin hai ki Benzir Vishkanya hai
Jalal - Aap itna sangin aarop kar rahi hai, iss bat ki koi vajah?
Jodha - Aap use khud tehkikat karke dekhiye, satya khud bakhud bahar aa jayega
Jalal - Benzir aur Zakira ko pesh kiya jay,
Benzir aap ye dudh pi lijiye aur uske baad Zakira vohi dudh piyegi
Kuch nahi huva Zakira ko, dekhiye Jodha Begumš
Jodha - Shehensha vish ka asar hone me kadachit samay lagata hoga, aap thoda aur intezar kijiye
Zakira faints!!!
Jalal - Jaldi Hakimsaab ko bulaya jaye aur iss dudh ki jach ki jaye
Hakimsaab - Jodha Begum vaja farma rahi hai Huzur (Sorry for snatching Adga Khan's dialogue!!! Poor fellow only gets to say thisš)
Jalal - Jodha Begum aapne Benzir ki sachai sabke samne lake humari jaan ki raksha ki hai, hum aapke bahut shukra gujar hai
(Jalal manme - ye mai sirf yaha kah raha hu, DEK me aur kya kah sakta hu, baki mai abhi "dhakka" bhula nahi hu
Jodha - shukriya Shehenshahš
(Jodha manme - Ab do tane jalan ke bare me, aapki kohinoor ko hum ne koyala sabit kar diyaš)
Mayhem & Rukayya - Hai humari ye koshish bhi nakamiyab rahi, ak aur kya kare Jalal se Jodha ko alag karne ke liye
Mayhem (manme - ye Benzir bewkoof hai, hume bata diya hota to hum hi use Jalal ke pas le jate aur humare Adham ki abtak takht poshi bhi kar chuke hoteš”)
Benzir - Shehenshah aapne hume kohinoor ka kitab diya tha, sirf ek inteja hai, hume Zakira ke pran bachane dijiye
Jalal - ha bachao vaise bhi use marke kya karna hai?!! Hume bhi pata chale vish ka tod kaise nikalte hai
Hakimsaab - Vaja farma rahe hai Huzur
Adga Khan - (manme HAKIMSAAB - Hume sirf ye baat bolne ko milti hai wo bhi aap hum se chhin rahe haiš”š”š”)
Benzir - Achha huva kitne din ye Mayhem aur Rukayya se zut mut ki mithi bate karni padti thi, ab to jail me humare aur Abul Mali ke bich me koi nahi aayega, hume yakin hai wo humare khurak ka injaam kar lenge vaha bhi
GUYS SERIOUSLY WHAT FUN WOULD THIS HAVE BEEN TO WATCH
I am NOT TAKING SIDE OF CVs but unko bhi "uchit aur natkiya rupantar" TRPs aunties ke liye karna padta hai
AS FOR BEN - I am just glad it will be Bye-bye-Ben FINALLY this week, I am sure even if she escapes carrying Abul Mali on horseback pretty soon he will slit her throat for nakamyabi
Zakira - Hai mai ab kya karu, itne sare saap ikathha kiye hai, ab mai kisko bar bar maksad yaad dila du?!
Just think - PLENTY OF JALAL JODHA SCENES WITH RUTHNA, MANANA, TADPANA, ISHQ HAI YE EHSASš„³
So iske liya ab Benzir ki khushi se alwida karna hai
Meghana - please work in hindi movies ONLYš
Jodha - Shehenshah hume pakka yakin hai ki Benzir Vishkanya hai
Jalal - Aap itna sangin aarop kar rahi hai, iss bat ki koi vajah?
Jodha - Aap use khud tehkikat karke dekhiye, satya khud bakhud bahar aa jayega
Jalal - Benzir aur Zakira ko pesh kiya jay,
Benzir aap ye dudh pi lijiye aur uske baad Zakira vohi dudh piyegi
Kuch nahi huva Zakira ko, dekhiye Jodha Begumš
Jodha - Shehensha vish ka asar hone me kadachit samay lagata hoga, aap thoda aur intezar kijiye
Zakira faints!!!
Jalal - Jaldi Hakimsaab ko bulaya jaye aur iss dudh ki jach ki jaye
Hakimsaab - Jodha Begum vaja farma rahi hai Huzur (Sorry for snatching Adga Khan's dialogue!!! Poor fellow only gets to say thisš)
Jalal - Jodha Begum aapne Benzir ki sachai sabke samne lake humari jaan ki raksha ki hai, hum aapke bahut shukra gujar hai
(Jalal manme - ye mai sirf yaha kah raha hu, DEK me aur kya kah sakta hu, baki mai abhi "dhakka" bhula nahi hu
Jodha - shukriya Shehenshahš
(Jodha manme - Ab do tane jalan ke bare me, aapki kohinoor ko hum ne koyala sabit kar diyaš)
Mayhem & Rukayya - Hai humari ye koshish bhi nakamiyab rahi, ak aur kya kare Jalal se Jodha ko alag karne ke liye
Mayhem (manme - ye Benzir bewkoof hai, hume bata diya hota to hum hi use Jalal ke pas le jate aur humare Adham ki abtak takht poshi bhi kar chuke hoteš”)
Benzir - Shehenshah aapne hume kohinoor ka kitab diya tha, sirf ek inteja hai, hume Zakira ke pran bachane dijiye
Jalal - ha bachao vaise bhi use marke kya karna hai?!! Hume bhi pata chale vish ka tod kaise nikalte hai
Hakimsaab - Vaja farma rahe hai Huzur
Adga Khan - (manme HAKIMSAAB - Hume sirf ye baat bolne ko milti hai wo bhi aap hum se chhin rahe haiš”š”š”)
Benzir - Achha huva kitne din ye Mayhem aur Rukayya se zut mut ki mithi bate karni padti thi, ab to jail me humare aur Abul Mali ke bich me koi nahi aayega, hume yakin hai wo humare khurak ka injaam kar lenge vaha bhi
GUYS SERIOUSLY WHAT FUN WOULD THIS HAVE BEEN TO WATCH
I am NOT TAKING SIDE OF CVs but unko bhi "uchit aur natkiya rupantar" TRPs aunties ke liye karna padta hai
AS FOR BEN - I am just glad it will be Bye-bye-Ben FINALLY this week, I am sure even if she escapes carrying Abul Mali on horseback pretty soon he will slit her throat for nakamyabi
Zakira - Hai mai ab kya karu, itne sare saap ikathha kiye hai, ab mai kisko bar bar maksad yaad dila du?!
Just think - PLENTY OF JALAL JODHA SCENES WITH RUTHNA, MANANA, TADPANA, ISHQ HAI YE EHSASš„³
So iske liya ab Benzir ki khushi se alwida karna hai
Meghana - please work in hindi movies ONLYš
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