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Hello-Shelloji. Podha BTW 'PLANT' ki 'Hindi' hotee hai. This information is for those jinkee english zaraa walk-and-talk hai.😆
Let me know who is more confused- Jodha ke Dil Ka Podha or my pea-sized brain? If you understand let me know as well.
Agar ittni hi ghrinaa hai Jalaal se, toh zaraa apnaa bipolar disorder bhi explain kar de, Jodha Chudail.
1. I HATE JALAAL, but I will instantly defend my marriage and my delay in consummation with him the moment i , myself bash this marriage on the basis of religion - "Hamaare Vivaah ko bahot samay bhi toh nahiin hua hai."
2. I HATE JALAAL , but i will go running into his bedroom in the dark of the night as I cannot get this fear out of my mind that owing to his visit to the MahaaKaali Temple , his own people may oppose him.Of course, i care what happens to him. Oopsie, did that Dayaan Angaa tell him everything that i did?- " Agar aapke apne hi log aapse rusht ho gayye toh?"
3. I HATE JALAAL, but i will hop on his bed like a tomato in water and give him shockers , i will hand over a dagger to him and I will go running like an athlete the moment i hear him saying that something has happened to him.- " Ssshhh".
4. I HATE JALAAL, but i will check him out from the corner of my eye with a smirk when my little sisters and nieces call him 'aap kitne sundar dikhte hain." - and not only that you know, i will sit through an entire 'Jodha bashing session' in the name of a bedtime story where am called - Chudail, Gussail, Jahannum-ki-architect by my not-so-beloved Jalaal. Patience , you know- " Aap galat kahaani sunaa rahhe hainn."
5. I HATE JALAAL, but i will burst out laughing like Amer-Ka-Phool and continue laughing even when he is looking at me. He calls me a chudail and i will stop laughing.What's the harm if he thinks of me as an Apsara? - *Chudail Gussail Shehzaadi Waala Gubbaare Jaisaa Foolaa Hua Munnh*.
6. I HATE JALAAL , but i will ensure that he sleeps comfortably with all those kids sleeping on him . I have to show my face to my Baapu Saa , you see and that includes seeing that Jalaal's bed sheets and covers are set right , with an additional bonus of me having an eye lock with him...* Theek se vishraam kijiyega nahiin toh Baapu Saa vyathit honge*
7. I HATE JALAAL, and i hate it that my brother, nephew and nieces and sisters side with him. Ideally, i should walk away but i will stand there only and prove a point to him by shooting three arrows in one go. I don't care about him , but i make sure i show off all that I have got...Its another thing that i refuse to be impressed by his compliments. I would rather take this moment and maaro him a taana that how much his taanas bother me...* Aap mein bhi toh kitne saare hunar hainn - taane maarna, aadesh denaa , hathh jataana.*
So, you see, Jodha really hates Jalaal , but last heard , the International Society of Languages is about to file a case on Jodha for trying to change the meaning of 'ghrinaa' in Hindi and 'hatred' in English.
Toh abb bataaiye? Kab tak confused rahegaa Jodha ke dil ka podha? Kya Jalaal jaan paayega ki Jodha ko na unnse ghrinaa hai na gussa? Kis din girega Jodha ke guroor ka defence waala curtain aur milegi Sukanya ko usski Jeeji ki Mills&Boons story?
...*waits*... ab mera supermodel chehra kyun dekh rahhe ho? Question mainne poocch liyaa hai, answer Ekta Aunty denggi.
Precap: Duniya gol hai, Jodha Beghum. Abb Daayan Angaa laakh buri sahee, but the gorgeous old chick has got a point. Jo kisi ke saath karne ki himaakat karte ho, use khud par bardaasht karne ki himmat bhi honi chaahiye, Not that we had issues with you burning the wedding dress at that time - you were angry and disturbed - and on a the good side, it strengthened Jalaal's resolve too, to marry you at any cost. Lekin kaand toh kiyaa hi tha na tumne.😆
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