Fun post: 7 qualities of our Shahensha

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Waiting for monday's episode in the weekend is so dreadful, so I thought of sharing something with you guys to increase forum activity😃

This is a fun post, no harm is intended.😆

-7 things that the Shahenshah(Ekta version😆) of Hind, would do-

1. Never, ever shave your humongous mustache, but don't forget to have a facial everyday to get baby like skin to charm the audience/fans.

2. Always wear 3-4 layer of clothes, velvet and jewelery, even when you go to sleep.

*Condition also applies: For those nights, when you can't sleep because your mind is full of Jodha's thoughts.

3.Always wait for the wind to blow and the background music to start before romancing, man-handling or even staring at your wife Jodha. This is a must.

4. Always wait for the door-speaker to shout your 5-6 royal titles/names, before entering any room, even if your begum Ruqaiya is bathing in that room.

5. Always have a 24/7 supplier available to receive a constant supply of hukka and chess/board games

*Recommended: For those other 'vampire' begums' (except Jodha /Ruqaiya) who don't eat/sleep but instead are let to play games all night, and in whose presence, a drunk man (Adham) can easily get inside the harem, and start playing hide n' seek with a maiden.

6. Always give the audience( and Jodha) a heart attack by deciding to kill/imprison someone, then stop this nonsense every time, by changing your decision, because of the "perfect timing" of your emotional 'attyachari' flashbacks.

7. Lastly, always fall for the tricks of wicked women whom you claim to adore ( E.g: Ruqaiya and Maham ),but rebel against just the only woman who truly deserves your love(Jodha).

*Note: This is the only characteristic of shahensha-e-akbar, that is likey to change as days pass.

So friends hope you guys liked this post based on the qualities of our shahensha, feel free to add more to this list by commenting below 😊

Also, There is a hidden message in this post, if you guys are able to decode it, please leave the answer by commenting below!

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Arya75 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I got your hidden message...

Shahenshah
forget
sleep
and
romancing
Ruqaiya
and
other 'vampire' begums'
but instead let
Adham play
hide n' seek with a maiden
and stop
your emotional 'attyachar
Just truly love Jodha


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Posted: 11 years ago
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1. Never, ever shave your humongous mustache, but don't forget to have a facial everyday😆 to get baby like skin to charm the audience/fans.

4. Always wait for the door-speaker to shout your 5-6 royal titles/names, before entering any room, even if your begum Ruqaiya is bathing in that room.🤣🤣🤣

For those other 'vampire' begums' (except Jodha /Ruqaiya) who don't eat/sleep 🤣 👍🏼but instead are let to play games all night, and in whose presence, a drunk man (Adham) can easily get inside the harem, and start playing hide n' seek with a maiden.



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Posted: 11 years ago
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Shehenshahs qualities



1. Have a nice maar dalal khatilaana nazar

ufff uski nazar hi humein maar dalthi hai

2. Uski talwar baazi

3. yaar poora rasgulla ek saath ghatak lene ki andaaz
maano saamne wale ko kaccha chaba raha ho

4. uski gusse main bhi haye sexy lagtha hai

5. Ladke pink nahin pehanthe lekin shehensha pink maien aur bhi cute lagtha hai

6. Ek begum ke saamne doosri ke khayalon maien khoya rehtha hai

7. jo woh sochtha hai wohi kartha hai


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Posted: 11 years ago
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awesome post...loooved it!!😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Always claims to have no heart but actually takes decisions by emotions only, no common sense and logic😛

Andd coming on the war field against a small province Sujaanpur but not in a big war against aamer😉..For that his subeadars were enough !




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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: fragrance18


Always claims to have no heart but actually takes decisions by emotions only, no common sense and logic😛

Andd coming on the war field against a small province Sujaanpur but not in a big war against aamer😉..For that his subeadars were enough !




😆
true👍🏼
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: -MonChreri-

1. Never, ever shave your humongous mustache, but don't forget to have a facial everyday to get baby like skin to charm the audience/fans.

2. Always wear 3-4 layer of clothes, velvet and jewelery, even when you go to sleep.

*Condition also applies: For those nights, when you can't sleep because your mind is full of Jodha's thoughts.

3.Always wait for the wind to blow and the background music to start before romancing, man-handling or even staring at your wife Jodha. This is a must.


These three points still take the cake 🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Shehenshah follows a very different set of principles in biology compared to the rest - i.e. - 'Hands are not necessarily part of the human body!!!'

Claim that you don't want to even *touch* a particular person because you HATE her - and because you want her not to assume that she has ANY IMPORTANCE in your life...
Yet, grasp her tiny hands (tenderly, angrily or mischievously) EVERY SINGLE instance you can - be it in private or public...

P.S..He might have skewed knowledge of biology, but his physics is admirable and his chemistry mind-blowing (Yes...pun is intended and we do have a gutter alert here!)


Edited by lashy - 11 years ago

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