Oh Lorddd..what a ridiculous episode..😕
1) DESPERATE RAGHAV: This poor guy is SO asking for it! He's almost BEGGING Jassi to LET him save her. Oh my dear Piano Man, there's no WAY it's going to happen. She's just going to remain in love with Armaan but never have the guts or humility to do anything about it. 🤢
2)MUTE JASSI: What the HELL is this woman's problem? Father Rods is totally right in that Jassi's almost asking to be given the death sentence. OPEN YOUR MOUTH WOMAN! And I mean, if you had told poor Piano Man anything @ all BEFORE the courtroom drama began, then @ least he would have been able to cross-examine that idiotic driver & ask him why he lied to the cops. Aryan is right when he says that Jassi is taking one step after another closer to her own death. 😕 Let her be, Reggie, old buddy..you're just setting yourself up for a big ol' heartbreak. Jassi's just a retard..maybe she LIKES it behind bars..that way she can't do any more emotional damage to anyone else..especially US!
3) PISSED PERV: Lol, I thought I'd die laughing when Jerky Jha called our favorite PERVMAN Natverlal. Hehehe..Pervy almost ate him alive when he yelled "PARBATLALLLL!" 😆 Never thought that man would make me laugh..way to go Pervy! One point for you today. 😛 Speaking of Pesky Perv & Jerky Jha, it seems as if the "UNCHEE DISEASE" is catching! If this whole new pseudo-cast starts throwing unchees around, I'll spend the next 8 months with JJKN on mute..hmmm..that may not be so bad! 😉
4) For some reason, I like it when JassiCeha cries. It takes me back to the old GM days when she used to cry in her cabin. At least we get SOME glimpse of the old Jasmeet Walia..glasses, braces, bangs, ill-fitting suits & all. When I see JassiCeha cry, I sympathize..because I see the humanity & frustration & hurt in her as I did in our old Jassi.😭 I know, I know, the majority of you disagree, so sue me! (I'll just get Piano Man to be my defense lawyer..he's obviously got no work to do in the Neha Shastri case! 🤢 😈)
5) Speaking of Raghavji..I'm wondering how long it is before he goes from being Raghavji to Raghav to Raghu for JassiCeha. She already slipped a couple of times & called him just "Raghav" tonight. And even though he's growing on me slowly, THIS DOES NOT MEAN I APPROVE OF A JASSI ❤️ RAGHAV STORYLINE!!! I will get very violent if that happens!!! 😡 He is in NO WAY a replacement for my Dimples. <SIGH> Dimples. At least we got to see him in flashbacks today. Better that than NOTHING at all..I guess. 😒
6) I love that PERVERTlal was talking to the air, BACKWARDS, in his entire first dialogue. Dude, Jerky Jha's right behind you..all you had to do was turn around. Although I guess then there wouldn't have been as much of an impact when you turned around & yelled "PARBATLALLLL!" Hehehehe..I'm sorry, I'm still laughing @ that, Natverlal Ji. 😆 Tonight's "IOTE (Idiot Of The Episode)" award goes to you. Congrats, my friend. I'm sure you'll put your plaque in a very UNCHEE place. 👍🏼
7) Woooo weeee, that Jerky Jha sure has a stocked bar. It had more alcohol on it than Dimples in Devdas mode! Looks like we now know where the writers meet up to get wasted before they sit down to write the scripts. Nah, who am I kidding..even an acute alcoholic could write better plots than these people! 🤢
8) Father Rods has ONE benefit to being sick..his Squirrel Head seems to have been smushed by the fact that his head is constantly laying on a pillow. YAY FOR YOU BUDDY! Next step..get rid of the excessive blush around your eyes. It doesn't make you look ill, it makes you look like a clown that's high! 🤡
9) As for this whole Karan/Mona/Raghav/Jassi chemistry thing..ummm...hellll noooo! Look, I'm glad they're dating & happy in real life..Mona deserves it after working so hard for so long & I'm sure Karan does too, but NOT on JJKN! They looked like two wooden dolls staring @ each other through the (more animated than they were) steel bars of the jail cell today! 👎🏼 Stick to your off-screen chemistry & leave the on-screen "magic" to Apoorva. 🤗
10) Now, the million dollar question is this: I wonder if the digging into of Jassi's past by Raghav will lead him down the CJ/Armaan/TRUTH path & if Raghav is going to be the one to clear up all of the miscommunications, clouded judgements, moronic moves on the part of Dimples & JassiCeha? Or at least he may be the one to finally force a confrontation between JassiCeha & Pink Chadds. NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...who am I kidding? That only happens in Logic Land...a place that is located FARRR FARRR away from the SONY Studios! 🤢
11) I actually missed the phrase "chashmish chudiya" & we got to hear it twice today spoken by none other than Mindless A** Seth. She even has her own new phrase of "Well You Know What I Mean" in terms of Shraddha's "ahem ahem". Personally, our version is shorter..imagine how long it would take us to write "Well You Know What I Mean" every single time we made fun of it??? 😉 😆
12) Speaking of dear Molly, word of advice. PLEASE stop thinking about ANYTHING. Your logic with regards to JassiCeha is worse than the plotline! 😕 And for everyone who was wondering why & how she knew about Pink Chadds & the events of August 4th, 2005 in Nainital, no it wasn't Armaan. (Even though the writers are stupid & said it was..Armaan didn't even BREATHE near her..he was going to confide in her about that!? PUH-LEASE! 🤢) Remember that the day of the "wedding", she also read the letter that Pink Chadds had sent to Dimples. So she knows about the basics of the situation due to that letter. How convenient that idiotic JassiCeha still doesn't know about the contents of the letter OR exactly what Dimples saw that night, but she knew who was to blame for ruining her life considering she went to see Pink Chadds before running to Naini. Ahhh, as I had said prior, welcome to Peer Jassi Sahib Jaissi Koi Nahin. EVERYONE IS PSYCHIC!!! Too bad she couldn't meet up with him as he was off making pink babies. 😉
13) Looks like Turd & Doodie are going bankrupt or just becoming cheap. I mean, 47 Xaviers Cottage just looked exactly like Nasim Apa's house with a sign put up out front. Way to have a lack of sets, people. It matches your lack of intelligence, talent, & VIEWERS! 👏
14) When JassiCeha was speaking to Piano Man, she said that the lawyers had said that someone's life was "barbaad" aka ruined the night of August 5th, 2005. DA*N STRAIGHT LADY! OURS!!!!!!! 😡 Then she also told Reggie that "main apni armaano ko mandap pe chod ayee." DUH. REALLY? Nice play on words Rekkha..but that doesn't take the place of having the actual MAN on screen!!! 🤢
15) I also believe that Pink Chadds may have been the one that Piano Man called for help yesterday. The reason I say that is because they made it quite clear that JassiCeha would not be saying "ANY NAMES" when she told him the whole story. There has to be a Chaddi link in there somewhere..hehe..Chaddi link just sounds funny. 😆 😉
16) Karan Oberoi gets the Emmy/Guinness Award for the evening for his exceptional speed-speaking skills. I have NO IDEA what the HELL the man said in half of the episode! All I heard was SNUAIHDUSHOWUIEOWUEOAUASU JASSIJI IAUSHAIUHSUASHDUSEYIWUEY!!! 😵
17) THIS STUPID EPISODE STARTS WITH THAT G-D FORSAKEN WEDDING SINGER..someone needs to do the same thing with her scenes that Mallika did with the sexual harassment tape..DELETE AUDIO!!! 🤢
18) I wish that this show could rewind from Pink Chaddis to Pink Chatris (umbrellas in Gujarati). I would much rather see the dorky Jasmeet Walia twirling her pink umbrella than the cardboard headed CJ Oberoi twirling his pink underwear! 😳
19) The SECOND million dollar question of the evening is the following: HOW is JassiCeha going to prove her innocence? The witnesses are against her, the Gunda Group is on a roll, she's suddenly a mute person, & her fingerprints are all over India from Mumbai to Nainital! GOOD LUCK HOMEGIRL..YOU NEED IT! 🤔
20) MISSING: Jasmeet Walia's intelligence
LAST SEEN: Around August 4th or 5th, 2005
LOCATION: Walia House, Indranagar
ABDUCTED BY: Turd? Doodie? Ghatiya Katial? The world, may never know!
IF FOUND, PLEASE CONTACT: NONE OF US...BECAUSE WE DON'T CARE!!! 😳 (But then again, I'm stupid & as aishah said, we're besharam, so forward that information to my room, 1026, IF Sanitarium Part I!) 😉
Make it happy tomorrow Rums, PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!! 😭
Sid
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Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
