Om Ganeshsya namaha
Mr and Mrs Iyer request the pleasure of your company
with family and friends
on the occasion of the marriage of their daughter
SOW: Deepa.S.Iyer
(Profession: 'I think I am cool' adventuress)
[Her pik is too sexy to be displayed. And we don't trust her with newfound admirers!)
With
CHI: Vicky Darling
(S/O: God only knows, Profession: Lighting cigarettes from Aarthi plate, getting slapped by would be grooms who marry sb else at the last moment, etc, Place: Earth(We think))
On: The 5th of August 2005
Venue: We'll let you know as soon as we find out
Muhurtham: Probably from 9:30 pm onwards
Laganam: errrrrr….Whatever
Best compliments from:
Iyer Family
Vicky Darling's family (If he has any)
Suris
Walias
IF
J_P
SET
Plutonians
Birds
Animals
Gods
Jassi (If Armaan marries Mallika)
Etc
R.S.V.P
Deepa_iyer's pm box
Note: Penniless, gift less, tactless, classless guests will strictly not be entertained! (Ejaazlover, you listening?)
P.S: We are sorry for the short notice and the lack of a proper invitation. But, we are sure that you love our daughter too much to care for such formalities! Hoping to see you all on the 5th of August (With good, costly and useful gifts), to grace the occassion and bless the bestest couple on earth!
😃