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how are you dear???
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin??
Who would tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to b twice as cold, how cold will it b???
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shoudn't they b called builts??? In chinese, y r the words 4 crisis n oppurtunity the same???
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song(ABCDEFG...) and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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