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Ok, so I am not very good at this serious courtroom drama, but I will give it a shot….I have been taking lessons for Tiffenduffer so if I have missed any details, you can thank them. 😛
Thakral
The press is a flurry with the news of public prosecutor, Thakral's sudden death and apparently no one has anything to do since they are all discussing this unimportant piece of news that has been advertised like Colgate. He was killed by a female peer who was upset with him for making false promises to her to make her a big lawyer in exchange for some personal favors. 🤢
Courtroom
Everyone is seated in their perspective places. Papaji, Mamaji, Bebe, Armaan and Nandu are sitting on the cold hard benches. Behind them the gang are seated. All faces emote paleness and tension 🤔, as they don't know what has happened to their beloved Queen Victoria. Papaji thinks to himself that he should not have been so hard on Jassi, he is responsible for her death. 😒
Mallika looking vile as ever in her blue and green polka dotted pantsuit sits on the opposite side with Aryan by her side. Mallika tells an awed Aryan how she managed to pin the down an even stronger prosecutor than Thakral. This public prosecutor was the strongest in all of Asia and happened to be Indian. Mallika whispers to Aryan, "I mesmerized him with my song and dance about how I wanted to get justice for Jassi. I gave him a heart wrenching story about how Jassi may have been alive if it weren't for me. I sent her off to be devoured by that inferior complex titled Jessica Bedi…" ☢️ 😈 As always, Aryan applauds his sister's sinister plan. 👏
Purab and Nandu finally manage to convince Jassi that she needs a help of a lawyer. Our evergreen hero, Purab hires the best public defender that money can buy. ⭐️ Purab promises Jassi that this lawyer will defend her to the end and that they will win. Jai Hind. 😃
Public prosecutor Amitabh Bachan and public defender Hema Malini enter the courtroom. They give each other the stern eye and seem prepared for their battle. 😡
The Trial
Jasmeet Walia is standing in her little box thing ready for anything that comes her way. She confidently smells of perspiration. 🤢 She wipes her nose and smirks at Mallika. The very handsome six-foot tall judge with a six finger hand motions for the trial to continue from where they last left off. 😳
PD Malini requests Mallika Seth to be called to the stand and Ms. Seth makes her way to the stand, all eyes on her. Malini begins her questionnaire, "Ms. Seth, aap ek bahuth intelligent woman ho (sorry I gotta continue in English, you can translate in hindi and make out Hema's sexy voice in your heads 😃), what made you press murder charges on Jessica Bedi based on paraphernalia found her home? ☢️
Mallika eyes sparkle and she callously replies, "We haven't seen Jassi in days and we were so worried about her, but now we know that she is in good hands. I feel that her disappearance and death is my entire fault. Meine uska saath bahuth zaasthe ki. I thought that I must at least put Ms. Bedi behind bars to assist in putting Jassi's spirit to rest." 😈
PD Malini nods herself awake and retorts, "Thank you for your heartfelt speech, but answer the question." 😕 😡
"Jessica coming to Gulmohour…taking over Gulmohour through forgery…Jassi's mysterious disappearance…all those items found in her house point to only thing, Jessica Bedi slaughtered Jasmeet Walia. I did the right thing by turning Ms Bedi in." Mallika victoriously shoots a smirk across the room to discover that Ms. Bedi counters her in the same manner. 😎
"No other questions," says the PD. 😳
"No questions," adds the PP. 😳
The PP and the PD go back and forth on the merry go round of Jessica Bedi's case. Nandu excuses himself to alleviate himself of the nausea. We sit here and watch and wonder why we pay $24.95 + tax for a channel to feed us this garbage. Jprasad follows Nandu's sickly suit after awhile. 🤢🤢🤢
Closing Speech
Finally PD Bachan in a loud clear voice says, "I have made my case. I always fight for what is right. Everyone is entitled to be heard and it us up to the court to make the final decision."
PD Bachan is not only a famous PD, he is also a famous 1 hour speech giver so he continues for about an hour. Jprasad prepares dinner and does the dishes…washes her laundry…dries her laundry….put away her laundry…. (Friendly advice, don't invite him to speak at your wedding) 🥱
The end of his speech brings us some light and jprasad some rest. "…Alas someone thought they made a fool of me, but I made a bigger fool of them. PD Malini and I were both hired by Mr. Mehra to protect Jasmeet Walia and expose Mallika Seth." He goes on to explain all the lies that Mallika told him but she will not be able to continue with her lies anymore. 😛
Mallika stunned beyond belief shrieks: Yeh jhooth hai!! Yeh jhooth hai!! Yeh admi baqwaas kar rahan hai!" 😡😡
Hema ecstatically adds to the news, "Judge Roshan, lekin ek bath hai jo humne aap logo se chupai…" 😃😃😛
The honorable Judge Roshan stoutly says, "Ab kiya baaki rahe gaya? Please PD Malini aap hume bathayee 50 words or less mein." 🤢
Hema announces, "Jessica Jassi hai aur Jassi Jessica hai. Humne tumhara itna time barbad kiya yeh sabith karne ke liye!!" 😲
There is a noisy whisper throughout the courtroom. Nandu is the only who is excited. Everyone else exchange glances with each other. Mallika and Aryan look like they have seen ghost. 😈
"Kya sabooth hai ke yeh Jassi hai. Koi passport ya phir birth certificate?" asks a very cautious and more importantly handsome Roshan. ❓
"Arre itne saare sabooth hai! Uska family gawahi dega…" Exclaims Bachan
"Nahin! Hum gawahi nahin denge! Yeh, Jassi nahin hai! Jassi itne bathsoorath nahin hai!" shrieks Papaji. Jassi stares at him cross-eyed. ☢️ 😡
Nandu: "Lekin Uncleji, yeh Jassi hai!" He turns to Armaan, "Armaan kuch karo!" Our gorgeous loverboy is too busy putting two and two together in that head of his hidden underneath the silky tresses…jprasad wishes she could tap into that head of his....jprasad wishes for a lot that she can't say on I-F. 😳😃
Bebe gets up and runs to the back of the courtroom. She whole heartedly smacks a guy on the back of his head, "Oye Tony ke baache, kahan hai Jassi ke chashme?" 😡 Tony and Deeya who were discreetly sitting in the back of the courtroom get up to leave the courtroom to dig up some Jassi artifacts. As part of cost cutting measures they decided to take on the part of the background actors too. They come back within minutes with her wig and pieces of her sabzi covered braces. Tony hands over the items to Bebe who is glowering at him and she takes the items to Jassi. ⭐️
The makeup artists arrive and begin to plaster her fringes and braces back on. Once Jassi is done, she looks at the audience and smiles widely and everyone laughs at her. In a couple spots her braces are missing so now she looks worse than she did before. 🤓 However, that doesn't stop everyone from being excited. Mallika and Aryan are escorted out by police for just being bad citizens. Everyone rushes up to greet Jassi. 😛😛😛 Jprasad wishes she could run into the courtroom and jump up and down and ask, "why did you people waste so much time on this garbage." 🤡 As for Armaan being reunited with his beloved...will one of our romantics continue from here?
😛
Thakral
The press is a flurry with the news of public prosecutor, Thakral's sudden death and apparently no one has anything to do since they are all discussing this unimportant piece of news that has been advertised like Colgate. He was killed by a female peer who was upset with him for making false promises to her to make her a big lawyer in exchange for some personal favors. 🤢
Courtroom
Everyone is seated in their perspective places. Papaji, Mamaji, Bebe, Armaan and Nandu are sitting on the cold hard benches. Behind them the gang are seated. All faces emote paleness and tension 🤔, as they don't know what has happened to their beloved Queen Victoria. Papaji thinks to himself that he should not have been so hard on Jassi, he is responsible for her death. 😒
Mallika looking vile as ever in her blue and green polka dotted pantsuit sits on the opposite side with Aryan by her side. Mallika tells an awed Aryan how she managed to pin the down an even stronger prosecutor than Thakral. This public prosecutor was the strongest in all of Asia and happened to be Indian. Mallika whispers to Aryan, "I mesmerized him with my song and dance about how I wanted to get justice for Jassi. I gave him a heart wrenching story about how Jassi may have been alive if it weren't for me. I sent her off to be devoured by that inferior complex titled Jessica Bedi…" ☢️ 😈 As always, Aryan applauds his sister's sinister plan. 👏
Purab and Nandu finally manage to convince Jassi that she needs a help of a lawyer. Our evergreen hero, Purab hires the best public defender that money can buy. ⭐️ Purab promises Jassi that this lawyer will defend her to the end and that they will win. Jai Hind. 😃
Public prosecutor Amitabh Bachan and public defender Hema Malini enter the courtroom. They give each other the stern eye and seem prepared for their battle. 😡
The Trial
Jasmeet Walia is standing in her little box thing ready for anything that comes her way. She confidently smells of perspiration. 🤢 She wipes her nose and smirks at Mallika. The very handsome six-foot tall judge with a six finger hand motions for the trial to continue from where they last left off. 😳
PD Malini requests Mallika Seth to be called to the stand and Ms. Seth makes her way to the stand, all eyes on her. Malini begins her questionnaire, "Ms. Seth, aap ek bahuth intelligent woman ho (sorry I gotta continue in English, you can translate in hindi and make out Hema's sexy voice in your heads 😃), what made you press murder charges on Jessica Bedi based on paraphernalia found her home? ☢️
Mallika eyes sparkle and she callously replies, "We haven't seen Jassi in days and we were so worried about her, but now we know that she is in good hands. I feel that her disappearance and death is my entire fault. Meine uska saath bahuth zaasthe ki. I thought that I must at least put Ms. Bedi behind bars to assist in putting Jassi's spirit to rest." 😈
PD Malini nods herself awake and retorts, "Thank you for your heartfelt speech, but answer the question." 😕 😡
"Jessica coming to Gulmohour…taking over Gulmohour through forgery…Jassi's mysterious disappearance…all those items found in her house point to only thing, Jessica Bedi slaughtered Jasmeet Walia. I did the right thing by turning Ms Bedi in." Mallika victoriously shoots a smirk across the room to discover that Ms. Bedi counters her in the same manner. 😎
"No other questions," says the PD. 😳
"No questions," adds the PP. 😳
The PP and the PD go back and forth on the merry go round of Jessica Bedi's case. Nandu excuses himself to alleviate himself of the nausea. We sit here and watch and wonder why we pay $24.95 + tax for a channel to feed us this garbage. Jprasad follows Nandu's sickly suit after awhile. 🤢🤢🤢
Closing Speech
Finally PD Bachan in a loud clear voice says, "I have made my case. I always fight for what is right. Everyone is entitled to be heard and it us up to the court to make the final decision."
PD Bachan is not only a famous PD, he is also a famous 1 hour speech giver so he continues for about an hour. Jprasad prepares dinner and does the dishes…washes her laundry…dries her laundry….put away her laundry…. (Friendly advice, don't invite him to speak at your wedding) 🥱
The end of his speech brings us some light and jprasad some rest. "…Alas someone thought they made a fool of me, but I made a bigger fool of them. PD Malini and I were both hired by Mr. Mehra to protect Jasmeet Walia and expose Mallika Seth." He goes on to explain all the lies that Mallika told him but she will not be able to continue with her lies anymore. 😛
Mallika stunned beyond belief shrieks: Yeh jhooth hai!! Yeh jhooth hai!! Yeh admi baqwaas kar rahan hai!" 😡😡
Hema ecstatically adds to the news, "Judge Roshan, lekin ek bath hai jo humne aap logo se chupai…" 😃😃😛
The honorable Judge Roshan stoutly says, "Ab kiya baaki rahe gaya? Please PD Malini aap hume bathayee 50 words or less mein." 🤢
Hema announces, "Jessica Jassi hai aur Jassi Jessica hai. Humne tumhara itna time barbad kiya yeh sabith karne ke liye!!" 😲
There is a noisy whisper throughout the courtroom. Nandu is the only who is excited. Everyone else exchange glances with each other. Mallika and Aryan look like they have seen ghost. 😈
"Kya sabooth hai ke yeh Jassi hai. Koi passport ya phir birth certificate?" asks a very cautious and more importantly handsome Roshan. ❓
"Arre itne saare sabooth hai! Uska family gawahi dega…" Exclaims Bachan
"Nahin! Hum gawahi nahin denge! Yeh, Jassi nahin hai! Jassi itne bathsoorath nahin hai!" shrieks Papaji. Jassi stares at him cross-eyed. ☢️ 😡
Nandu: "Lekin Uncleji, yeh Jassi hai!" He turns to Armaan, "Armaan kuch karo!" Our gorgeous loverboy is too busy putting two and two together in that head of his hidden underneath the silky tresses…jprasad wishes she could tap into that head of his....jprasad wishes for a lot that she can't say on I-F. 😳😃
Bebe gets up and runs to the back of the courtroom. She whole heartedly smacks a guy on the back of his head, "Oye Tony ke baache, kahan hai Jassi ke chashme?" 😡 Tony and Deeya who were discreetly sitting in the back of the courtroom get up to leave the courtroom to dig up some Jassi artifacts. As part of cost cutting measures they decided to take on the part of the background actors too. They come back within minutes with her wig and pieces of her sabzi covered braces. Tony hands over the items to Bebe who is glowering at him and she takes the items to Jassi. ⭐️
The makeup artists arrive and begin to plaster her fringes and braces back on. Once Jassi is done, she looks at the audience and smiles widely and everyone laughs at her. In a couple spots her braces are missing so now she looks worse than she did before. 🤓 However, that doesn't stop everyone from being excited. Mallika and Aryan are escorted out by police for just being bad citizens. Everyone rushes up to greet Jassi. 😛😛😛 Jprasad wishes she could run into the courtroom and jump up and down and ask, "why did you people waste so much time on this garbage." 🤡 As for Armaan being reunited with his beloved...will one of our romantics continue from here?
😛
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