The pollution's back!
Firstly, I thank all of you for your prayers and love. I am really touched that even people who didn't know me, prayed for my speedy recovery. Thanks very much and boy am I glad to be back. Missed you all too much!
Life is like one huge unmanned giant wheel, that has suddenly gone crazy, isn't it?
Much worse if you are its only occupant!
The earthquake and the blasts…what can I say. I had the misfortune to be a part of both these calamities and the experience did really have me literally quaking from head to toe. I thank God for a narrow escape but my heart goes out to all the emotional, physical and mental victims of this catastrophe.
I was shocked to learn about LR and pray for her. I have faith in God and am sure that she will be back rocking and all the affected parties will find the strength to go on.
Sid and the rest, I appreciate your efforts. I'm sure LR cannot resist ur pinkie caricature!
……..Kindly allow me to collapse on the ground, hold my tummy and roll with laughter…
Funny Funny!
Kameens, I underestimated you! Your IQ (For those of you unfamiliar with the full form, it is: Idiocy Quotient) is far greater than I ever dreamt of and I think I can safely say that you are now in the same league with the Singhs and Walia!
And I also beg to state that you are apart from being **&^%$(, P***, N**** and an e*****, you are also the biggest and the filthiest hypocrite that ever walked this earth.
Before, the mods ban me or edit my post for denouncing a honorable though a doubtful member of the homo sapiens species as a filthy hypocrite which may be mistaken for a sound abusing (though I wouldn't mind doing that in no uncertain terms, if only there was no danger of getting banned from this wonderland), let me make clear the meaning of a hypocrite which is: A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he does not hold
And filthy means: filled or smeared with offensive matter
None can deny that K definitely and shamelessly professes beliefs that he scarcely possesses and also the fact that this honorable co-human (This claim is yet to be verified. Till then I grant him the benefit of the doubt) is undoubtedly filled with offensive matter that he keeps thrusting at the hopelessly romantic loyal JJKN audience, all the while harboring under the misapprehension that the viewers share the null brain power of his creative team (Synonymous with himself) or that they are the loyal followers of Gandhiji (I know Gandhiji that your ashes must be wincing in your grave but I mean you no offence. You cannot help a bad seed. I know, I know, he is such a black spot on today's youth, but you have us to be proud of; AJ brigade, Tree-huggies, IF Hai Hai committee, etc and Kekta Maiyya of course! Relax!) and believe in showing the other cheek when the first one's slapped or that only yesterday, the brains of the viewers had been dug out from their respectable habitats and have been fed to the roadside cockroaches and earthworms as charity!.
I am sorry K but I am not one of them. You took me for a ride once too many.
You are a blatant liar and I just have to salute your stinking guts!
My my!
It seems it was only yesterday when you shamelessly went to the newspapers after the wedding fiasco (N thanks to your cheating, I missed my own wedding! D*** you!)and justified J's slinking away like a thief as a mahaan act, that ought to be copied by every ablaa Hindustaani naari, which is so mahaan that it is a wake up call to all the downtrodden women of India to walk out of oppressive relationships and kick up the a*** of their oppressors and if my memory has not suffered the damage that my brain has, then you left no stone unturned to prove, though in vain, that my late A belonged to the class of the so called oppressors and he was such an oppressor that he didn't even deserve an explanation and that J will never go back to A and that she will now be leading the life of an independent woman, who will need no male support and what was that you said that you pity all of them who feel J did not do the right thing and that you believe in your convictions and that is why you dared the risk of exciting the wrath of the public by going ahead with your dirty TRP clinching tactics, that included luring us to watch a wedding that was never meant to happen, like we are your puppets and have no dignity left like this present fake J (I beg your pardon, Sid but no way this present one is my little J) and that you can keep on ignoring our desires , trample upon our emotions and assassinate the most loved character who happens to be the sole reason your d*** show is still going on and we will take it lying down?
Good Morning Kam, but you and your diversionary tactics and your pathetic attempts to woo your loyal audience back or to divert them from Kittu n Chandini is really pathetic.
So, tell me, how come the oppressor who is not even worthy of an explanation from the runaway queen is now suddenly worthy of her physical pleasures? Sex is just a Trp clincher for you, is it?
Shame on you Kam.
I think you are one of those creatures who denounce making love as a mere bodily union. It is much more than that. It is sacred and a woman's virginity is not something so trite that it can be violated at anyone's whim and fancy and where ever. I am not against the act. True every couple does it on small screen. But J is not every heroine and AJ are not or at least were not every couple of the Indian telly and JJKN is not or at least was not one of the soaps.
Jassi, swaying under the influence of her feminine passions is laughable just as her running away from the mandap, leaving her innocent family to face the music was scandalous.
I think a lot has already been discussed about this, after the infamous 30 sec clip and I will not repeat my sentiments here.
Will only say that I hate the way we women are portrayed like we are weak things dying for a man to support us at the drop of a hat and as if we are you know…hungry and have no control.
And just like the wedding fiasco, I am sure this Goa glory trip too has a catch to it. Most likely than not, this is the means for paving the way for Jassi Jr! A generation leap won't surprise me. As if I care.
And Gursheel, you say JJKN is still going strong? Is that why the change in time slot? Is that why you are eating your words and speeding up a AJ union and for the umpteenth time ruining your protagonist's character? Is that why you shifted grounds from Nainitaal back to Mumbai? I thought you guys said that J will now lead the life of a schoolteacher, shunning men and love? My ears must have been ringing. Thank god the school children were spared.
Nice try, Tarun! JJKN on the 10 pm slot will challenge KGGK (A tough feat now that Mohnish Behl has entered it and is doing a decent job) and the 9:30 slot will challenge 'India calling' (Which incidentally seems to share a similar concept with JJKN. Middle class village type girl, rich boss, and the girl winning over everybody with her simplicity and Indianness. But it looks appealing) and Kekta's 'Kittu' on Saharaone (I feel like smashing that girl's face. Hated her in Kumkum)
Well! And looks like there has been an addition to the 'Ablaa naari ko bachaaungaa, whether she likes it, needs it or not' gang; Sid's Piano man?
Interesting!
From what I hear, he is on the way to becoming yet another determined chipkoo. Me first set eyes on him when he played 'Bobby' in Swabhimaan, as a rich spoilt brat who turns over a new leaf after falling in love with Rinku Dhawan. I hated him then. I hate him now because I am positive that very soon he is going to become J's support system and I know what telling effect supports systems tend to have esp on my poor supportless support system! And also because he cannot act. It's a fact.
His singing is ok. Nothing extraordinary. Not bad either.
But no way can I believe they actually had him and J dancing to 'Choo liya'. This is sacrilege! They ought to be skinned alive for this abomination. An insult to our senses!
Has the Indian music industry shut down or did they think that music talent has become as sterile as their creativity that they have switched over to recycling exclusive AJ music to play accompaniment to a couple who have neither chemistry nor any call to be together?
Kam, if you are hell bent on stuffing down the deserving RJ couple; why not have ur fame Gurukul dish out an exclusive number for them?
Why steal something that we associate with the golden moments and memories, for we now have nothing but memories to cherish. You sucked our dreams, why convert the memories in to a nightmare as well? And whatever you try, AJ couple is the beat. Mona Raghav might become a real life couple but that's not my concern. Even if they do, AJ couple will still reign supreme. You can never beat that.
A doubt! Forgive the silliness of the question but why do Jassi's admirers have to be either fire spitting Dragons or salivating lap-dogs?
And why, may I ask, do the members of the latter category seem to have had no life before J and after J as well? And why do they have this 'You are my goddess J. I worship you' overflowing from their faces and why are these bhayaanak expressions coupled with idiotic grins? And why can none of them act? Why does it become unbearable, when they try to act? Why do they selflessly and voluntarily slave for J, fall hopelessly in love with her, in fact so besotted by her that if spite of her reiterating that they are only her friends, expect to be rewarded by her hand and when refused, they make themselves out to be martyrs of love and ill-deserved seductresses and we are made to believe that they deserved better?
Poor R! He is surely Lap dog no2 or is his number, 3? I have lost count. It is like counting the kids of Prerna or other K soap brats. And lap dog number 4 or 5 is yet to become one. I mean Crooked Jim of course. Did'nr his interview say that he will soon become J's support system? That means No 3 is also going to say Goodbye? Or am I hoping he will?!
But I think the present one's services will come in handy after the Goa glory, when he will need to play the ready father to an abandoned J's kid!
GTH K! Not even the Goa glory can tempt me to allow myself to become your pawn yet again. I am all set for 'India calling'. Mera Bhaarat Mahaan!
Ouch! That must have been a 1000+ word long essay!
Kya Karen. I love Tarun too much, control hi nahin hota!
Now I better sign off before my heart starts overflowing with more love for T and I bore you guys silly.
Btw, , did I tell you guys that my latest new found love is Gurpreet Singh, who's hot, sexy (Next only to my Armu and my Vicky Darling, of course!) and under a good director, can thankfully Act!
You guys feverishly anticipate the Goa glory while I employ my free time speculating when Tushky and Kashish will get together!
Signing off
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