here is the winning parody for all of you to read and enjoy -
Hail Thy IF Almighty
The good old days of Jassi with braces.
With her straight bangs and high powered glasses
Those were the days that Vijay wanted to discuss
The soap where the ugly duckling was not a wuss
And thus was born the forum which is called IF
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.
And then the ugly ducking found her love
And chose to fly in the skies above
Thus Jassi became Armaan's right hand
Is baat se Mallika ka baj gaya band
And then more people came to know about IF
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.
And then her love made her a laughing stock
This made Jassi go into a state of shock
She swore that she would get back to him
And let him know that she is not his passing whim
By then there was a loyal dev team to support IF
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.
And then she got blamed for a fraud
And her only choice was to flee abroad
And then her love realized what he had done
And we got a glimpse of the alcoholic Armaan
By then we had terms like goldie for members active
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.
And then the ugly duckling days were gone
And Jassi became the beautiful swan.
By then IF too had gained some solid ground
And its members grew by leaps and bounds
For the videshis IF came as a huge relief
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.
And so the beautiful swan turned homewards
To set straight all the faulty records
She had taken up a famous new name
But why did she remind him of his ugly dame
That's when coolbies and viewbies got added to IF
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.
And then the swan got convicted
For the murder of the duckling she hadn't committed
And finally she let go of her disguise
Which took the whole world by surprise.
By then there were 30 or more soaps discussed on IF
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.
And so the grand wedding was planned
Where various vendors showed off their brands
But it became the story of the runaway bride
And on that day the loyal viewers cried
The posts on this topic on IF increased.
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.
Now the show has taken a lot of twists
And some loyal viewers still watch it.
But the forum that started discussing the soap
Has increased its bounds and scope.
All because of the lad from Kolkata who started it.
Hail Thy IF Almighty; Bravo to the IF Chief.