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Awww mannn, my heart totalllly broke today..my poor Dimpie..although..well, you'll see..💔
1) DROOL FACE: I'm sorry, WHAT was that face that Motor Mouth made when WackO Walia walked in all gussied up? If that was supposed to resemble love, or lust, or even some semblance of caring, HE FAILED! He looked like he was going to EAT Mona's head for dinner..was the catering for your party that bad, Reg Man that you had to try & swallow your fake (emphasis on the FAKE) wife!? 😕 If my husband (if I had one) EVER looked @ me that hungrily, I'd make sure I carried a lunchbox around for him just to save my own life. 🤢
2) BABY BOBs: Okay, HOW old are the Band Of Boys supposed to be? And WHY were they behaving like they're about 3 years younger than Kiddie Karishma & about 3 times more irritating? And duh, of COURSE the cutest one, Sudhanshu Pandey, was MIA. Come on now! I'd rather see him on my screen than Chintu, Bintu, Pete, or whatever! 👎🏼 They looked like wannabe Grammy crooners performing an act choreographed by Farah Khan (Sorry, I can't standdd her & I think she's completely devoid of talent), although the song was alright, but in no way could they rival N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, or Boyz II Men. And way to promote your new album, folks. SONY should get an award for Most Times Shamelessly Plugging & Endorsing Products That No One Gives A Crap About! 😕 Congratulations, SET, this one's for you! 👏
3) GORGEOUS MONA: Well, I've already put my weight comments in another post. All I can say is that the girl looked beeeeautiful tonight. Her hair was FINALLY let down, her outfit was amazing, & I am still awe-struck to see a face without that typical garish Tellywood makeup still look so breathtaking. She did NOTTTTTTTTTTT look fat @ all, & in fact, it looks like she lost some weight in her arms. YAYYYYY MONAAA!!! 👏 🤗
4) Sadly, there was yet another dialogue hinting @ Aashish's arrival tonight. Stoooopid SNOBeroi Senior's thug-life crew telling him that he'll be a dada again very soon. 🤢 Lol, but I didn't miss the looks on MM & WW's faces..they were like, "Ewww cooties!" Now, it could just be me but I never see that look on Wally's face when Dimpie mentioned Aashish. 😉 😈
5) Mr. SNOBeroi, Jr. aka Piano Man aka Reggie aka Motor Mouth, PLEASE, if you want to wink @ someone, get some lessons from our dearest Winkie Rhea because you sir, need some serious help! While introducing WackO to your BOB friends, contrary to what your homeboys may have told you, a clenched up, constipated, pinchy looking face will NOT attract the woman of your dreams. Whoever taught you that may just be playing for the other team! 😲 THIS. IS. HOW. IT. SHOULD. BE.--> 😉 THIS. IS. YOU.--> 😵
6) Mindless Ass is a loser. Plain & simple. I know we've all said it to death, but seriously, basically sprinting after your hubbie in a sari because he wants nothing to do with you? And then hoping to find a familiar face because you know Dimps is going to run to the farthest possible corner of the room from you? Ay yi yiii, what happened to Mollie's self-respect & dignity? She @ least always had those, villainess or not..now she just looks like a rich witch who won the lottery & then the money said, ewww, I don't wanna be spent by youuu..PLEASEEE give me back to the government!!! Follow the analogy, Mollie..give Dimps back to Wally! 😭
7) Weirdo Vandana has GOT to be related to the SNOBerois..she has that expressionless face down to a T! Put her, PC, & MM in a room together, run around naked to Oye Bubbly with your chadds on your head..then follow it up by standing on your head & saying "Boogie boogie", yet I GUARANTEE that their expressions will remain EXACTLY the same.."DUHRRR?" BTW, Weirdo, I hate to be the one to break this to you but when you saw Piano Man singing & twirling on that OH-SO-CONVENIENT-STAGE that EVERY rich family in Tellywood just seems to have set up in their living room for those "impromptu" performances, I'm sorry to say that he was NOTTT singing to you. Maybe if you had shown bit more of a reaction when WackO Walia was introduced, it'd be easier for us to believe that you even care!!! 😕
8) NOBS (CC) NOTE: SNOBeroi, Senior..wooo hooo, you looked reallyyy stylin' in that suit of yours. Kinda like you hit 1970, 1980, AND 1990 on your way back from Naini to Mumbai. And those glasses? The PERFECT finishing touch! Like a reallly old & not so trendy Krsna Mehta! 😆 👍🏼 By the way, since when is Jassi your "sweetheart bahu"??? We thought only Karan was calling her "Sweetu"..looks like you got some competition from Pinstriped Pops, Reggie boy! 😆
9) NOBS (CC) NOTE: I want someone to allow Mona to wear lipstick that actually has some sort of COLOR to it! WHY must they always make the poor girl look like her lips blend into her chin!? Sad to say, but she looked sooo pretty during her burday party @ the Walia abode when she was the old Jassi & Maria had put on that pink lipstick for her. Give her something, anything, even something the color of PC's chadds! Just please oh please get that pantyhose color off of her face! 😔
10) As for SNOBeroi, Sr.'s comment that he doesn't know how his son got a diamond like Wally for his wife, dude, you said it! Neither do we! I mean, it's baffling enough that the judge in the Neha Shastri trial could understand your defense arguments, Piano Man, but how did Wally understand enough to make it as far as your home!? 😕 Better yet, MAYBE THAT'S HOW YOU GOT HER!!! She has NOOO idea what you're talking about, her Superboyfriend translator is out of town, & so now she's stuck! 😛 And you're "PROUD" of Reggie for finding her, Pinstriped Pops? Why? Were you doubting his gender preference earlier..because I know I sure was! 😉
11) Looks like the psychomaniacal laugh has caught on. Even the rich & faking can't escape. Whoever happens to catch this episode again, play close attention to Pinstriped Pops when he's laughing with his gang of goons..DUM DA DUM DUM..DUM DA DUM DUM DUMMMM!!! Psycholaughter has returned!!! 😲
12) Speaking of PP, why did he randomly start coughing if he was faking his ailment? He sounded like an overenthusiastic asthma patient..or maybe HE was the 97 year-old emphysema patient on his deathbed that did Dimples' voiceover the other day!!! 😳 Whatsa matter daddie dear? No ketchup packets handy this time around? And by the way guys, you know what we never realized? That yes, he was faking cancer in order to get MM home, but why would he get himself SHOT on purpose? I'm sorry, I wouldn't be like, "HEYYY put a giant hole in my torso just so my egoistic son comes back home!" There's something missing in the plotline..*GASP!* Couldn't be! Holes in the JJKN storyline!? NEVERRR. 🤢
13) WHY did they have to have Dimples come in carrying this giant, life-sized, mutant bouquet of flowers? Fine, get the couple a gift, but then give it to your wife! He looked so fruity (yet cutie! 😉) carrying that thing & then saying his hellos to people! Sheesh..enough with him & the flowers..the only way I'LL accept that now is if JASSI accepts them once & for all! 😕
14) I realllly am a fan of all of the new Tu Meri Jaan lyrics that they play. I have the one female one (from the infamous tree-hugging episode) but if anyone has any of the others, please let me know..although they should really stop playing it Kkusum style. I THOUGHT I TOLD SOMEONE TO MAKE SURE SHILPA STOPS PICKING UP APOORVA @ WORK & TALKING TO THE WRITERS!!! 😡 All we need now is the TMJ background music while WackO Walia walks forlornly in the rain..EVERY. OTHER. SCENE. 🤢 😆
15) What is with all of these superhero powers on the show lately? We already know that everyone is psychic (psychO?), Naseem Apa has the power of invisibility like maybe her dupatta or shawl functions like HP's Invisibility Cloak, PC has super chadds whose powers we are yet unaware of, Reg Man has supersonic speedy speech AND he's Superboyfriend, WackO Walia has supersecret identities, Aryan has the superpower of Excess Stupidity, Rhea can wink @ the speed of light, Nandu can vanish & appear @ Jassi's will, and Dimples can drink like a bottomless pit, yet still drive a car functionally. So now what? Mindless Ass has meticulous hearing? From 10 feet away, with Reggie on full-speed & Dimples @ his softest, you could HEAR their convo? COOOOL!!! Looks like X-Men has some tough competition! 👏 😛
16) That JandA dream scene was yuuuummmmieeeee. Mauritian needs to teach Motor Mouth a few things about chemistry! We can make that lesson quite easy for Reg though..just show him any scenes where JandA is together. *SIZZLE SIZZLE* 😉 The pearl necklace thing was out of Devdas but trust me, I definitely liked tonight's lead pair better..besides Dimples is our small-screen Dev anyway. 😛 Watch it though Dimps, don't let that hand go any lower than the pearlsss..or you may end up having to find a new Nach Baliye partner! 😆 😉
17) BTW, for that whole year's extension thing, that article on indiantelevision.com was posted in June of this year..I'm pretty sure the year's extension is referring to May/June 2006..I HIGHLY HIGHLY doubt they're going to continue onwards past that..if not T & D, then certainly not the actors..although I really don't want to see my Dimples unemployed.
18) Can I PLEASE ask you why for someone who's named Superboyfriend, Rags is such a RETARD!? I mean, you're introducing your "friend" to your "wife", both SO in quotes, & you don't see that they're just staring @ each other? Do you not NOTICE that your friend Armaan is staring @ "Mrs. Jasmeet SNOBeroi" (ewww ewww barf barf) in utter shock??? Way to read people you dumbbutt. But I guess it isn't your fault..for someone who has no expression on his own face, how can we expect you to see it in someone else's!?(Sorry brownie!) 😳
19) The IOTE of the evening, sadly, will be shared. Reggie & Dimples, considering you're already used to sharing your "wife" WackO Wally, this shouldn't be too hard. Dimps, dude, I love you, I really do, but COME ONNN! SPEAK UP! Reggie the Retard is introducing you to the love of your life & you just stand there? Fine, the initial shock I understand, but all night long!? What, has Wally's "Let's-Be-Mute-When-It-Counts-The-Most" disease gotten to you as well? Damn, is it contagious!? RUN EVERYONE!!! Also, when stoopid Motor Mouth is telling you that JassiCeha is that "khaas insaan" he was telling you about & then he repeats himself about 930482093902 times, couldn't you remember that that when he was initially telling you about that "khaas insaan", he had also attached the fact that she wanted "badla" on someone, & badly??? (WAKE UP! They're talking about YOU!) 😕 And Reg Man, you're another one. WHY OH WHY would you leave Mindless Ass alone with WackO Wally!? Fine, you don't know about the relationship issues, but do you NOT remember JassiCeha fleeing for the foothills of Naini when Mollie was anounced as Mrs. Mindless Ass Suri @ that oh so Oscar-winning Romeo & Juliet play of yours!? WAY to give Mollie the opportunity to tell Wally that she & Armaan are soooo happy together in their married life! 😡 I HATECHU REGGIE!!!
20) Speaking of that altercation, damn guys, Mona could do a really good job playing an evil Jasmeet! The way she responded to Mollie was in total Mallika fashion & I loved it! (Only because her retort was directed @ Mindless). What I DON'T understand however is why WackO found it necessary to say that she never wanted Armaan. Come on now, you nutjob! That's what this show is about! Do you think ANYONE is going to believe you, let alone Mollie? Do YOU even believe YOU!? 😕
21) In the scene where Dimps ends up introducing Piano Man to Mollie, it was a cheat shot. Same with the above mentioned altercation scene. That chick was NOT Rakshanda. I don't understand why they do that though. Fine, R.K. couldn't be there, but could you @ least perhaps maybe possibly try to find someone whose back even REMOTELY resembles her? And I say that to everyone in Tellywood, not just T & D. We're REALLLLLY not as stupid as you seem to believe. 😡
22) Anyone else notice that Wally is NOT so involved in her fake hubbie's serenade? When the BABY BOBs make Piano Man sing with them, her face is saying, "Ohhh nooo!" And WHILE he's singing, she's searching for her Dimples out of the corner of her eye. (Caught you, Wallyyy! 😉) And when he's DONE singing, she doesn't even applaud. Lol, in fact, the next scene is of Reg holding his microphone, looking left & right, & jumping off the stage. Lol..way to go Superboyfriend..now all you need is a cape! 😆
23) The Emmy Award(s) of the evening go to Apoorva & Mona. ABSOLUTELY. That Yummie Scene was nothing compared to their acting when they were introduced by Superboyf. Neither one said ONE word, yet all of the emotions that they should be feeling as their characters were written plainly & clearly in their eyes. That's by far, the best unspoken connection that I've ever seen on a television screen. Especially when Reggie the Retard introduces Jassi as his wife, the look on Apoorva's face is unabashed shock (DO YOU NOT SEE IT PIANO MAN!?) while Mona's seems to be saying, "Hell yeah, how does it feel?" Their emoting was on par with what their character's states of mind supposedly are right now & in all honesty, I don't think that either actor could do justice to that had they been with anyone else. SOOO..yay for you two! 👏 👍🏼 Now, just get together already!!! 😭
24) Now, I wonder how Wonder Walia is going to feel about her two fake husbands being BFF? I mean, despite being introduced to "Mrs. Jasmeet SNOBeroi", Dimples was still confiding in & talking to Motor Mouth. Maybe they can go on shopping sprees together like last time & giggle over their loves..then again, maybe that's the new twist..Reggie falls for Dimples, Pinstriped Pops has a stroke, heart attack, cancer, or brain tumor, & Walia goes on the lam yet again. Bravo for me, looks like I can be a Tellywood scriptwriter too! 😆
25) HALLELUJAH TO AN EPISODE MINUS EVIL W.S.L.! YAYYY!!! 👏
26) As for the last scene, sheesh, I hopeeeeeeee to G-d that those two manage to get ANY words out between the two of them. My two dreads are as follows: 1) Someone will interrupt right as one of JandA is about to say something, or 2) JandA will say something so totally & unfathomably idiotic to make things all the more worse that we're going to wish that they had never said anything @ all! 😕
27) As for the preview, my only wish is that Nandu finally smacks some serious sense into WackO OR goes to talk to Dimps & finds out the truth about everything..meaning, that my wish is so obviously not coming true! 😭
FOR SALE:
MR. RAGHAV MALHOTRA/SNOBeroi
Height: 5'11"ish.
Weight: Heavier than Shilpa Saklani, lighter than Adnan Sami.
Eye Color: Can't tell, his lids are always drooping when he stares @ Jassi.
Hair Color: Doodie brown/black.
Dress Sense: Effeminate & literary..clothes double for bathroom reading material.
Jewelry Sense: Needs to be taught which side of a necklace goes in the front. Will provide the service @ additional cost.
Special Talents: Talks @ the speed of a Mach 3 plane, sings with a few pre-pubescent boys.
Special Needs: Translator/Lip Reading Instructor/and/or/VCR-DVD with slow motion function.
*Cannot currently be provided as the aforementioned items have not yet proven to aid in the understanding of dear Raghav's speaking abilities.
Family Info.: Has one brother named PC..details on him furnished upon request. Father who is a pathological hypochondriac/liar. And too many others to name..seems to live in a homeless shelter decorated by a blind interior designer.
Relationships: NONE IF WE CAN HELP IT!
Asking Price: $1 million..actually, never mind, we'll just GIVE him to you! 😆
Hope ya liked it..good night homies. 🥱 🤗
Sid
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1) DROOL FACE: I'm sorry, WHAT was that face that Motor Mouth made when WackO Walia walked in all gussied up? If that was supposed to resemble love, or lust, or even some semblance of caring, HE FAILED! He looked like he was going to EAT Mona's head for dinner..was the catering for your party that bad, Reg Man that you had to try & swallow your fake (emphasis on the FAKE) wife!? 😕 If my husband (if I had one) EVER looked @ me that hungrily, I'd make sure I carried a lunchbox around for him just to save my own life. 🤢
2) BABY BOBs: Okay, HOW old are the Band Of Boys supposed to be? And WHY were they behaving like they're about 3 years younger than Kiddie Karishma & about 3 times more irritating? And duh, of COURSE the cutest one, Sudhanshu Pandey, was MIA. Come on now! I'd rather see him on my screen than Chintu, Bintu, Pete, or whatever! 👎🏼 They looked like wannabe Grammy crooners performing an act choreographed by Farah Khan (Sorry, I can't standdd her & I think she's completely devoid of talent), although the song was alright, but in no way could they rival N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, or Boyz II Men. And way to promote your new album, folks. SONY should get an award for Most Times Shamelessly Plugging & Endorsing Products That No One Gives A Crap About! 😕 Congratulations, SET, this one's for you! 👏
3) GORGEOUS MONA: Well, I've already put my weight comments in another post. All I can say is that the girl looked beeeeautiful tonight. Her hair was FINALLY let down, her outfit was amazing, & I am still awe-struck to see a face without that typical garish Tellywood makeup still look so breathtaking. She did NOTTTTTTTTTTT look fat @ all, & in fact, it looks like she lost some weight in her arms. YAYYYYY MONAAA!!! 👏 🤗
4) Sadly, there was yet another dialogue hinting @ Aashish's arrival tonight. Stoooopid SNOBeroi Senior's thug-life crew telling him that he'll be a dada again very soon. 🤢 Lol, but I didn't miss the looks on MM & WW's faces..they were like, "Ewww cooties!" Now, it could just be me but I never see that look on Wally's face when Dimpie mentioned Aashish. 😉 😈
5) Mr. SNOBeroi, Jr. aka Piano Man aka Reggie aka Motor Mouth, PLEASE, if you want to wink @ someone, get some lessons from our dearest Winkie Rhea because you sir, need some serious help! While introducing WackO to your BOB friends, contrary to what your homeboys may have told you, a clenched up, constipated, pinchy looking face will NOT attract the woman of your dreams. Whoever taught you that may just be playing for the other team! 😲 THIS. IS. HOW. IT. SHOULD. BE.--> 😉 THIS. IS. YOU.--> 😵
6) Mindless Ass is a loser. Plain & simple. I know we've all said it to death, but seriously, basically sprinting after your hubbie in a sari because he wants nothing to do with you? And then hoping to find a familiar face because you know Dimps is going to run to the farthest possible corner of the room from you? Ay yi yiii, what happened to Mollie's self-respect & dignity? She @ least always had those, villainess or not..now she just looks like a rich witch who won the lottery & then the money said, ewww, I don't wanna be spent by youuu..PLEASEEE give me back to the government!!! Follow the analogy, Mollie..give Dimps back to Wally! 😭
7) Weirdo Vandana has GOT to be related to the SNOBerois..she has that expressionless face down to a T! Put her, PC, & MM in a room together, run around naked to Oye Bubbly with your chadds on your head..then follow it up by standing on your head & saying "Boogie boogie", yet I GUARANTEE that their expressions will remain EXACTLY the same.."DUHRRR?" BTW, Weirdo, I hate to be the one to break this to you but when you saw Piano Man singing & twirling on that OH-SO-CONVENIENT-STAGE that EVERY rich family in Tellywood just seems to have set up in their living room for those "impromptu" performances, I'm sorry to say that he was NOTTT singing to you. Maybe if you had shown bit more of a reaction when WackO Walia was introduced, it'd be easier for us to believe that you even care!!! 😕
8) NOBS (CC) NOTE: SNOBeroi, Senior..wooo hooo, you looked reallyyy stylin' in that suit of yours. Kinda like you hit 1970, 1980, AND 1990 on your way back from Naini to Mumbai. And those glasses? The PERFECT finishing touch! Like a reallly old & not so trendy Krsna Mehta! 😆 👍🏼 By the way, since when is Jassi your "sweetheart bahu"??? We thought only Karan was calling her "Sweetu"..looks like you got some competition from Pinstriped Pops, Reggie boy! 😆
9) NOBS (CC) NOTE: I want someone to allow Mona to wear lipstick that actually has some sort of COLOR to it! WHY must they always make the poor girl look like her lips blend into her chin!? Sad to say, but she looked sooo pretty during her burday party @ the Walia abode when she was the old Jassi & Maria had put on that pink lipstick for her. Give her something, anything, even something the color of PC's chadds! Just please oh please get that pantyhose color off of her face! 😔
10) As for SNOBeroi, Sr.'s comment that he doesn't know how his son got a diamond like Wally for his wife, dude, you said it! Neither do we! I mean, it's baffling enough that the judge in the Neha Shastri trial could understand your defense arguments, Piano Man, but how did Wally understand enough to make it as far as your home!? 😕 Better yet, MAYBE THAT'S HOW YOU GOT HER!!! She has NOOO idea what you're talking about, her Superboyfriend translator is out of town, & so now she's stuck! 😛 And you're "PROUD" of Reggie for finding her, Pinstriped Pops? Why? Were you doubting his gender preference earlier..because I know I sure was! 😉
11) Looks like the psychomaniacal laugh has caught on. Even the rich & faking can't escape. Whoever happens to catch this episode again, play close attention to Pinstriped Pops when he's laughing with his gang of goons..DUM DA DUM DUM..DUM DA DUM DUM DUMMMM!!! Psycholaughter has returned!!! 😲
12) Speaking of PP, why did he randomly start coughing if he was faking his ailment? He sounded like an overenthusiastic asthma patient..or maybe HE was the 97 year-old emphysema patient on his deathbed that did Dimples' voiceover the other day!!! 😳 Whatsa matter daddie dear? No ketchup packets handy this time around? And by the way guys, you know what we never realized? That yes, he was faking cancer in order to get MM home, but why would he get himself SHOT on purpose? I'm sorry, I wouldn't be like, "HEYYY put a giant hole in my torso just so my egoistic son comes back home!" There's something missing in the plotline..*GASP!* Couldn't be! Holes in the JJKN storyline!? NEVERRR. 🤢
13) WHY did they have to have Dimples come in carrying this giant, life-sized, mutant bouquet of flowers? Fine, get the couple a gift, but then give it to your wife! He looked so fruity (yet cutie! 😉) carrying that thing & then saying his hellos to people! Sheesh..enough with him & the flowers..the only way I'LL accept that now is if JASSI accepts them once & for all! 😕
14) I realllly am a fan of all of the new Tu Meri Jaan lyrics that they play. I have the one female one (from the infamous tree-hugging episode) but if anyone has any of the others, please let me know..although they should really stop playing it Kkusum style. I THOUGHT I TOLD SOMEONE TO MAKE SURE SHILPA STOPS PICKING UP APOORVA @ WORK & TALKING TO THE WRITERS!!! 😡 All we need now is the TMJ background music while WackO Walia walks forlornly in the rain..EVERY. OTHER. SCENE. 🤢 😆
15) What is with all of these superhero powers on the show lately? We already know that everyone is psychic (psychO?), Naseem Apa has the power of invisibility like maybe her dupatta or shawl functions like HP's Invisibility Cloak, PC has super chadds whose powers we are yet unaware of, Reg Man has supersonic speedy speech AND he's Superboyfriend, WackO Walia has supersecret identities, Aryan has the superpower of Excess Stupidity, Rhea can wink @ the speed of light, Nandu can vanish & appear @ Jassi's will, and Dimples can drink like a bottomless pit, yet still drive a car functionally. So now what? Mindless Ass has meticulous hearing? From 10 feet away, with Reggie on full-speed & Dimples @ his softest, you could HEAR their convo? COOOOL!!! Looks like X-Men has some tough competition! 👏 😛
16) That JandA dream scene was yuuuummmmieeeee. Mauritian needs to teach Motor Mouth a few things about chemistry! We can make that lesson quite easy for Reg though..just show him any scenes where JandA is together. *SIZZLE SIZZLE* 😉 The pearl necklace thing was out of Devdas but trust me, I definitely liked tonight's lead pair better..besides Dimples is our small-screen Dev anyway. 😛 Watch it though Dimps, don't let that hand go any lower than the pearlsss..or you may end up having to find a new Nach Baliye partner! 😆 😉
17) BTW, for that whole year's extension thing, that article on indiantelevision.com was posted in June of this year..I'm pretty sure the year's extension is referring to May/June 2006..I HIGHLY HIGHLY doubt they're going to continue onwards past that..if not T & D, then certainly not the actors..although I really don't want to see my Dimples unemployed.
18) Can I PLEASE ask you why for someone who's named Superboyfriend, Rags is such a RETARD!? I mean, you're introducing your "friend" to your "wife", both SO in quotes, & you don't see that they're just staring @ each other? Do you not NOTICE that your friend Armaan is staring @ "Mrs. Jasmeet SNOBeroi" (ewww ewww barf barf) in utter shock??? Way to read people you dumbbutt. But I guess it isn't your fault..for someone who has no expression on his own face, how can we expect you to see it in someone else's!?(Sorry brownie!) 😳
19) The IOTE of the evening, sadly, will be shared. Reggie & Dimples, considering you're already used to sharing your "wife" WackO Wally, this shouldn't be too hard. Dimps, dude, I love you, I really do, but COME ONNN! SPEAK UP! Reggie the Retard is introducing you to the love of your life & you just stand there? Fine, the initial shock I understand, but all night long!? What, has Wally's "Let's-Be-Mute-When-It-Counts-The-Most" disease gotten to you as well? Damn, is it contagious!? RUN EVERYONE!!! Also, when stoopid Motor Mouth is telling you that JassiCeha is that "khaas insaan" he was telling you about & then he repeats himself about 930482093902 times, couldn't you remember that that when he was initially telling you about that "khaas insaan", he had also attached the fact that she wanted "badla" on someone, & badly??? (WAKE UP! They're talking about YOU!) 😕 And Reg Man, you're another one. WHY OH WHY would you leave Mindless Ass alone with WackO Wally!? Fine, you don't know about the relationship issues, but do you NOT remember JassiCeha fleeing for the foothills of Naini when Mollie was anounced as Mrs. Mindless Ass Suri @ that oh so Oscar-winning Romeo & Juliet play of yours!? WAY to give Mollie the opportunity to tell Wally that she & Armaan are soooo happy together in their married life! 😡 I HATECHU REGGIE!!!
20) Speaking of that altercation, damn guys, Mona could do a really good job playing an evil Jasmeet! The way she responded to Mollie was in total Mallika fashion & I loved it! (Only because her retort was directed @ Mindless). What I DON'T understand however is why WackO found it necessary to say that she never wanted Armaan. Come on now, you nutjob! That's what this show is about! Do you think ANYONE is going to believe you, let alone Mollie? Do YOU even believe YOU!? 😕
21) In the scene where Dimps ends up introducing Piano Man to Mollie, it was a cheat shot. Same with the above mentioned altercation scene. That chick was NOT Rakshanda. I don't understand why they do that though. Fine, R.K. couldn't be there, but could you @ least perhaps maybe possibly try to find someone whose back even REMOTELY resembles her? And I say that to everyone in Tellywood, not just T & D. We're REALLLLLY not as stupid as you seem to believe. 😡
22) Anyone else notice that Wally is NOT so involved in her fake hubbie's serenade? When the BABY BOBs make Piano Man sing with them, her face is saying, "Ohhh nooo!" And WHILE he's singing, she's searching for her Dimples out of the corner of her eye. (Caught you, Wallyyy! 😉) And when he's DONE singing, she doesn't even applaud. Lol, in fact, the next scene is of Reg holding his microphone, looking left & right, & jumping off the stage. Lol..way to go Superboyfriend..now all you need is a cape! 😆
23) The Emmy Award(s) of the evening go to Apoorva & Mona. ABSOLUTELY. That Yummie Scene was nothing compared to their acting when they were introduced by Superboyf. Neither one said ONE word, yet all of the emotions that they should be feeling as their characters were written plainly & clearly in their eyes. That's by far, the best unspoken connection that I've ever seen on a television screen. Especially when Reggie the Retard introduces Jassi as his wife, the look on Apoorva's face is unabashed shock (DO YOU NOT SEE IT PIANO MAN!?) while Mona's seems to be saying, "Hell yeah, how does it feel?" Their emoting was on par with what their character's states of mind supposedly are right now & in all honesty, I don't think that either actor could do justice to that had they been with anyone else. SOOO..yay for you two! 👏 👍🏼 Now, just get together already!!! 😭
24) Now, I wonder how Wonder Walia is going to feel about her two fake husbands being BFF? I mean, despite being introduced to "Mrs. Jasmeet SNOBeroi", Dimples was still confiding in & talking to Motor Mouth. Maybe they can go on shopping sprees together like last time & giggle over their loves..then again, maybe that's the new twist..Reggie falls for Dimples, Pinstriped Pops has a stroke, heart attack, cancer, or brain tumor, & Walia goes on the lam yet again. Bravo for me, looks like I can be a Tellywood scriptwriter too! 😆
25) HALLELUJAH TO AN EPISODE MINUS EVIL W.S.L.! YAYYY!!! 👏
26) As for the last scene, sheesh, I hopeeeeeeee to G-d that those two manage to get ANY words out between the two of them. My two dreads are as follows: 1) Someone will interrupt right as one of JandA is about to say something, or 2) JandA will say something so totally & unfathomably idiotic to make things all the more worse that we're going to wish that they had never said anything @ all! 😕
27) As for the preview, my only wish is that Nandu finally smacks some serious sense into WackO OR goes to talk to Dimps & finds out the truth about everything..meaning, that my wish is so obviously not coming true! 😭
FOR SALE:
MR. RAGHAV MALHOTRA/SNOBeroi
Height: 5'11"ish.
Weight: Heavier than Shilpa Saklani, lighter than Adnan Sami.
Eye Color: Can't tell, his lids are always drooping when he stares @ Jassi.
Hair Color: Doodie brown/black.
Dress Sense: Effeminate & literary..clothes double for bathroom reading material.
Jewelry Sense: Needs to be taught which side of a necklace goes in the front. Will provide the service @ additional cost.
Special Talents: Talks @ the speed of a Mach 3 plane, sings with a few pre-pubescent boys.
Special Needs: Translator/Lip Reading Instructor/and/or/VCR-DVD with slow motion function.
*Cannot currently be provided as the aforementioned items have not yet proven to aid in the understanding of dear Raghav's speaking abilities.
Family Info.: Has one brother named PC..details on him furnished upon request. Father who is a pathological hypochondriac/liar. And too many others to name..seems to live in a homeless shelter decorated by a blind interior designer.
Relationships: NONE IF WE CAN HELP IT!
Asking Price: $1 million..actually, never mind, we'll just GIVE him to you! 😆
Hope ya liked it..good night homies. 🥱 🤗
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