DEPRESSED ? READ : CJ AUR USKI TANHAYEE..

CJ Aur Uski Tanhayee.....

( A Timeless Saga of the Unrequited love of a Third-class-Cardboard Box,and his Pink Lady Love )

Characters :

Devdas : CJ

Paro : His PC

Chandramukhi : His Pink Towel

So there he was,CJ,Enjoying a beautiful Life with his lady - love,his Paro ( PC ),CJ sings :

Tujhe Dekha toh ye Jaana sanam,Pyaar Hota hai deewana sanam......

Ab Yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum.........Is V.I.P. mein hi mar jaaye hum.....

His PC also loves him very much,thus sings :

Kabhi Kabhi....mere Dil mein,Khayaal aata hai....

Ke jaise tujhko,banaya gaya hai mere liye....

Then,as Armaan comes to know that It was CJ who was behind all that Nainitaal-ahem-ahem-Rubbish,he decidedes to take revenge on him...and thus Steals his PC,and puts another C****** there,which,is Green in colour,And is torn, while CJ is taking a bath with his Favourite Pink Towel ( Chandramukhi ).

CJ comes out wrapped in his Towel,but cannot find his PC there,instead,he finds a Green Colored C******,he is is horrified thinking that its his same PC,But some1,out of Jealousy,has colored it Green,and has torn it while he was away with Chandramukhi,and starts singing :

Tumpe yeh kisne........Haraaa rang dalaaa......

Jalkar tumhaare rang se kisneeee..........

Phaadh daala ! Tumko........Phaadh Daala ! Allah !........

Now CJ is very sad....and starts staying with Chandramukhi ( Pink towel ),He starts drinking like Devdas...and Says,in remabrance of his PC ( These dialogues were actually sadi by BIg B in the movie " Silsila " ,but here,they are alightly different:

Main Aur mera Pink Towel,

Aksar yeh baatein karte....

Tum ( PC ) Hoti,toh Aisa hota,Tum hoti,toh vaisa hota.......

Kab tak yunhi tadhpe Hum !

Aaao aaj sab ko bata de...ki haan humko Mohabbat hai....Mohabbat !

Here Pink Towel ( Chandramukhi ),who loves CJ Dearly.....says ( Dialogues originally from the movie " Devdas " :

Itna na paao,ki Bardaasht nahi kar sako.....

CJ says :

Kaun kambakht Bardaasht karne ko peeta hai ?

Hum toh peete hain......Ki Apni PC ko yaad kar sake....

....Aur is Green waali ko Bardaasht kar sake !

Then,something Strikes CJ.....He realises how difficult it is to live without the person u love the most.....thus,he realises his fault,and goes and tells Jassi the whole,And hence A-J are re-united ! But Armaan feels that he shud forgive CJ,And decides to give him his Paro ( PC ) back....So as CJ sits at his home rememberin his PC.....He suddenly sees his PC Being thrown at him from the Window....and thus,His PC....says to him the following ( these dialogues were actually said by rekha in " Silsila " ) :

Tu badan hai...main hoon saaya....

Tu na ho....to main kahaan hoon ?

Mujhe pyaar.....karne waale....

Tu jahaan hai.....main vahaan hoon.......

Thus CJ is happy again with his Paro ( PC ) and they both live happily ever after........

NOTE : This Humor Column of mine is especially Dedicated to My Best pal inj this whole world - JK...Who has been feeling low for quite some time....JK,Hope This brings a smile on ur Face......

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that was great prachi.. 👏 👏 👏
by the way i really want cj back..i want to see a cj-armaan confrontation 😛 god help cj!!!!no wonder he ran away.. 😡

Its really very nice dear
I simply cant control my laughter😆 😆 😆



JK coem and se what ur friend has written to dedicate u

Prachi u r simply the best

OMG... 😆

Prachi.. u r a riot.. 😆 😆

just clear my one doubt...

When CJ realised his sins and went to confess it to JASSI..

Was he in natural attire 😉 ... i mean since he hates GreenC so much and was turned into Pure Bevadadaas.. i just thought he must have gone like that only.. or Chandramukhi saved his face..?? 😉

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Btw .. I m sure after reading ur post JK will definately feel good..

I had a blast.. 😆 😆 😆


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Originally posted by: buff

so was armaan safeguarding the pc all the time....he should have sparyed some itch inducing stuff in the pc and then returned....that cj deserves it

OMG.. 😆

Quite possibly one of the most original posts i've had the pleasure reading on this forum, thanks!! 👏

Hey Prachi......thats wonderful !!!!
I think this should be one of best gifts JK has ever received.... 😊

Awwwwwwww........thanks u guys ! luy ya ! Muuuuaaaaaaaah !

prachi u r so funny. that was realy wonderful and see how i m laughing and ppl around me are staring at me..

oh god my tummy aches now, i want to go to bathroom now

prachi ek baat aur kya sirf jk hi friend hai tumari and yes jk really need it she is goin to love u for this

Originally posted by: chatterbox

prachi u r so funny. that was realy wonderful and see how i m laughing and ppl around me are staring at me..

oh god my tummy aches now, i want to go to bathroom now

prachi ek baat aur kya sirf jk hi friend hai tumari and yes jk really need it she is goin to love u for this

Nahi nahi CB,U know that u r the person other than JK whom I am most attatched to,not only on IF,But also in this whole wide world ! 😳

I dont have friends outside IF na...😭,so u guys are my only pals........Today i dedicated this to JK bcoz she's been sooooo low that it hurts me to her like that,Even though u know that I myself am very Depressed bcoz of many probs at home.....But I love cheerng ppl up even when I have teras in my own Eyes.....😭