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The drought is over. After 17 long days. Finally.
Sure, it was not a "I am going crazy here hyperventilating" Rabba Vey, but still, it was good enough.
She kissed him.
He kissed her.
He winked.
He talked dirty.
Birthday sex was implied.
RABBA VEY WAS PLAYED.
I am happy. Welcome back Rabba Vey!😃
The Jalebi Tales:
ASR:Just because I said I don't want you to celebrate my birthday, doesn't mean I didn't want you to shower attention on me. Sure I don't want a cake, and a party, but I wanted birthday sex dammit.
Khushi: Well I did make plans, alright? I threw away that sexy lingerie I bought. I cancelled everything. I changed so much for you, why can't you let me celebrate your birthday the way I wanted to?
Me:You changed for him? Who is writing this?
ASR: Even I want to know.
Moochers: Abort sanka devi's plan. She got busted, lets all wish the man before he goes all ASR on us too. Happy Birthday!!
ASR: Must not grin and let them know I am super happy inside.
Akash: Bhai just got cold shouldered by Khushi jee. I am going to snag this opportunity of lecturing him on love and ladies. Can you imagine? Me giving a lecture to bhai. I have lived for this day, bas.
ASR: So Akash, tell me, what should I do?
Akash: Don't ask me, I am not your man. I don't even know where my wife is.
ASR making jalebis for Khushi was one of my dream scenes. And it was every bit as cute as I had imagined it to be. I honestly thought Khushi was making jalebis when I saw someone turning the stove on, mixing the batter, pouring in the oil, but the moment I saw the pathetic attempt at piping the mixture, I was left grinning wide, 'cause I knew it was him making the jalebis. Uber adorable! See this is how you make ASR cute without turning him into a dikra. Gold star writers!
RABBA VEY FTW:
ASR: I made jalebis.
Khushi: You made jalebis?
ASR: I did, now can I eat them off you? Or you can eat them off me.
Khushi: Well, they taste horrible, and we have SP nuns watching over us too. So no. But I can make some sugar free chashni and we can have some fun.
ASR: Sounds like a plan. But its still my birthday. And I really think we should give these fans a Rabba Vey. I have heard they are planning to launch lynch mobs outside 4 Lion's office since there have been no Rabba Veys for the past 17 days.
Khushi: Rabba Vey and I will throw in some birthday sex too.
Me: They have a normal sex life, praise the Lord! BTW, where is my morning after scene dammit?
Mini ASR:
You know what freaked me out the most? This kid has a scar above his right eyebrow, just like Arnav jee. Now writers, please, none of that love child track pleej. I swear I have no doubts that Arnav jee was not a virgin before farmhouse vey, no need to throw in a najayez aulad to reaffirm my belief. I beg of you. Some harmless jealousy over new hot business associate is totally my cup of tea though.
So where was I? Yes, Rabba Vey is back. All is well in the world again.😃
Sure, it was not a "I am going crazy here hyperventilating" Rabba Vey, but still, it was good enough.
She kissed him.
He kissed her.
He winked.
He talked dirty.
Birthday sex was implied.
RABBA VEY WAS PLAYED.
I am happy. Welcome back Rabba Vey!😃
The Jalebi Tales:
ASR:Just because I said I don't want you to celebrate my birthday, doesn't mean I didn't want you to shower attention on me. Sure I don't want a cake, and a party, but I wanted birthday sex dammit.
Khushi: Well I did make plans, alright? I threw away that sexy lingerie I bought. I cancelled everything. I changed so much for you, why can't you let me celebrate your birthday the way I wanted to?
Me:You changed for him? Who is writing this?
ASR: Even I want to know.
Moochers: Abort sanka devi's plan. She got busted, lets all wish the man before he goes all ASR on us too. Happy Birthday!!
ASR: Must not grin and let them know I am super happy inside.
Akash: Bhai just got cold shouldered by Khushi jee. I am going to snag this opportunity of lecturing him on love and ladies. Can you imagine? Me giving a lecture to bhai. I have lived for this day, bas.
ASR: So Akash, tell me, what should I do?
Akash: Don't ask me, I am not your man. I don't even know where my wife is.
ASR making jalebis for Khushi was one of my dream scenes. And it was every bit as cute as I had imagined it to be. I honestly thought Khushi was making jalebis when I saw someone turning the stove on, mixing the batter, pouring in the oil, but the moment I saw the pathetic attempt at piping the mixture, I was left grinning wide, 'cause I knew it was him making the jalebis. Uber adorable! See this is how you make ASR cute without turning him into a dikra. Gold star writers!
RABBA VEY FTW:
ASR: I made jalebis.
Khushi: You made jalebis?
ASR: I did, now can I eat them off you? Or you can eat them off me.
Khushi: Well, they taste horrible, and we have SP nuns watching over us too. So no. But I can make some sugar free chashni and we can have some fun.
ASR: Sounds like a plan. But its still my birthday. And I really think we should give these fans a Rabba Vey. I have heard they are planning to launch lynch mobs outside 4 Lion's office since there have been no Rabba Veys for the past 17 days.
Khushi: Rabba Vey and I will throw in some birthday sex too.
Me: They have a normal sex life, praise the Lord! BTW, where is my morning after scene dammit?
Mini ASR:
You know what freaked me out the most? This kid has a scar above his right eyebrow, just like Arnav jee. Now writers, please, none of that love child track pleej. I swear I have no doubts that Arnav jee was not a virgin before farmhouse vey, no need to throw in a najayez aulad to reaffirm my belief. I beg of you. Some harmless jealousy over new hot business associate is totally my cup of tea though.
So where was I? Yes, Rabba Vey is back. All is well in the world again.😃
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