A Scene from Arshiland : Lovers' Predicament

Dedicated to all die-hard Fans ...for their tormented Hearts!!

A distraught Khushi after discovering her husband's infidelity delves on the futility of this Hare and Tortoise game. She decides she would die an honorable death as befits a queen. Here I present excerpts from the recesses of her mind :

Aaj mausam hai suhana

Khudkhushi ka hai bahana

La La La La La

Par khana bhi hai banana

Sabko pet bhar hai khilana

Pehle hum vasiyat bana le

La La La La La

(scene 2: standing on the roof)

Aaj dhoop nikali chilchilati

Jal na jaaye laash humari

Aye dil thoda thum ja

La La La La La

[Arnav comes in shouting Khuuushhhiii, stops a few steps away from her, panting a little (Pl. continue in the same sing song manner!)]

Ab tak nahi koodii tum

Maine to baant bhi di mithaii

What the! What the! What the!

Lavanya mandap mein baithi hai

Humein shaadi hai rachaani

Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!

(Looks at her quizzing, simmers a little)

Tumhein darr lag raha hai

Main kuch madad karoo

Tumnhara morale boost karoo

Buck Up Khushi! Buck Up! Buck Up!

[ Khushi jumps, is caught by Shyam]

Hum to tere Aashiq hain, Sadiyon purane

Chahe tu maane, chahe na mane

Hum to chale aayee sanam, tujhko bachaane

Chahe tu maane, chahe na mane.

(Arnav witnessing the lovers' union boils in rage, taking out his phone calls)

Laavanya technical glitch, shaadi postpone karni padegi

[A distraught Lavnaya croons :]

Hum intezaar karenge, Hum intezaar karenge tera 6 months tak

Khuda kare ke 6 months poore hon, aur tu aayee

[Arnav now in fury's hand – runs from the roof, through the stairs, towards Khushi ]

Aaj na chodunga tujhe

Dam dama dam

Tu ne kya samjha mujhe

Dam dama dum

Dil mein hai Toofaan bhara

Dam dama um

Ruk to Shyam zara (He picks up a hockey stick on his way, and uses it on shyaam; with the background score)

Dum dama dum…dum dama dum…dum dama dum…

Moral of the story: Make Hay While The Sun Shines!!!