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enigma17

@enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

Its Thursday here and a very good afternoon my beauties.

So how is the world of IPKKND treating you these days?

Ecstastic? Down in the dumps? Pensive? Agiatated? Couldn't careless?

I doubt very much its the latter otherwise you my beauty would not be reading this!

If wishes were stars and I could fantasise what do you think I would wish for?

More to the point what would you wish for?

Let me think...

a wash, a scrub and a shave for ASR?

No? I hear you scream at the top of your voice?

Or was that a scream of pure ecstasy? Have you swooned and fallen face down into your porridge/soup depending on where you are at this precise moment?

Well get up I say and wash your face off that food and pay attention.

Admit it, he looks a little unkempt, dishevelled, unpolished, almost dirty...????

So don't we want spick and span and a sophiscated suave dandified individual

Did I hear some screams followed by several thuds?

Well my beauties I do hope you have not hurt that precious little head of yours

We need your brains for all that thinking.

What's that I hear?

THUD! Another? Oh dear

Wishes , wishes...here we go

Someone for heavens' sake take that ridiculous incongruous hairpiece out of Khushi's head!!

Throw it away. Stomp on it!

Set fire to it! Bury it! Give it to the dog as a toy!

Oh no wait...you cannot hurt the poor dog!

Isn't it about time she had some new clothes?

Isn't she married to a tycoon?

What does he spend his money on?

No decent bathroom, no study, no decent sized deep pool, no decent car( what happened to vorsprung durch tecknik?),and now his wife is wearing the same clothes ...

Wish beauties! Wish!

Now as for that horrible child.

Her role?

Her purpose?

Is it to annoy the living daylights out of you beauties?

Is she the competitor for Akaash and rival for Payal in his affections?

Really? Is there something seriously wrong in this picture?

What would your wish be for her...

abracadabra...whoosh...she's disappeared?

Just like NK?

Good idea? No?

And why not pray do tell?

Mamiji...the evil stepmother from Sleeping Beauty?

Mirror mirror on the wall whose the fairest of them all...

Not yooou I hear you shriek at Mamiji!!

Your wish my beauties...bounce her off into the mirror to be captured there forever more?

Too harsh you say? Too cruel you say?

Alright! Alright stop that whining and don't say I have no heart

We will banish that ghastly child as well

They can keep each other company?

Two peas in a pod

Happy now?

Well my beauties if your heart so desires may I suggest you seek your wishes and make sure you fulfil them.

As for me...THUD!!!

I have passed out with exhaustion with all these wishes weighing rather heavily on my shoulders

I need my prince

O ...where art thou?

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 13 years ago

Me First!!!!

Unkempt ASR
The gupta household does not boast of his usual face scrub, anti-aging creams and body wash. The water in the neighborhood is especially hard and the sweltering heat too much to bear. All in all, ASR seems battered by the "Ghatiya" neighborhood and its oppressive sweetness.

Khushi's hairpiece
A misguided effort on part of CVs to give her bulging brains? What! Brain actually grows inside your head and not outside???? awww. well, now we bought the piece so might as well use it. Yeah, totally agree with the incongruity of the hairpiece. And I am kind of getting tired of her long flowing tresses all the time. With hair that long, Does she sit on her own hair?

Bubbly's Busted Bubble
Poor kid had some delusions of a future with a very able Raizada. Or so the unCreatives would have us believe. I mean really? a cute, smart and rambunctious kid would have done the TRP a lot of favors than this sour puss characterization. And it seems they would have us believe that Payal cause celebre for Bubbly's busted bubble

All in all - a very satisfying, albeit dirty picture.

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enigma17

@enigma17

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
Me First!!!!

Unkempt ASR
The gupta household does not boast of his usual face scrub, anti-aging creams and body wash. The water in the neighborhood is especially hard and the sweltering heat too much to bear. All in all, ASR seems battered by the "Ghatiya" neighborhood and its oppressive sweetness.

Khushi's hairpiece
A misguided effort on part of CVs to give her bulging brains? What! Brain actually grows inside your head and not outside???? awww. well, now we bought the piece so might as well use it. Yeah, totally agree with the incongruity of the hairpiece. And I am kind of getting tired of her long flowing tresses all the time. With hair that long, Does she sit on her own hair?

Bubbly's Busted Bubble
Poor kid had some delusions of a future with a very able Raizada. Or so the unCreatives would have us believe. I mean really? a cute, smart and rambunctious kid would have done the TRP a lot of favors than this sour puss characterization. And it seems they would have us believe that Payal cause celebre for Bubbly's busted bubble

All in all - a very satisfying, albeit dirty picture.

Hello SJ my beauty!

Shocking isn't it the Guptas have only soap and hard water to boot. What can they mortgage to rectify this terrible situation!

🤣 @ Khushi's brain in her hairpiece. Thinking outside the box?

Does she do that? I wonder. There's a thought

No SJ she does not sit down on her rather long tresses. She lets it out of the window for her Prince Charming to clamber up into her chambers and do naughty things with her.

Sadly ASR simply keeps tripping over those locks and missing the whole point therefore leaving our virginal princess with nothing but a permanent headache

AS for that obnoxious child need I say more. No. You have said it all

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: enigma17
Hello SJ my beauty!
Shocking isn't it the Guptas have only soap and hard water to boot. What can they mortgage to rectify this terrible situation!

🤣 @ Khushi's brain in her hairpiece. Thinking outside the box?

Does she do that? I wonder. There's a thought

No SJ she does not sit down on her rather long tresses. She lets it out of the window for her Prince Charming to clamber up into her chambers and do naughty things with her.

Sadly ASR simply keeps tripping over those locks and missing the whole point therefore leaving our virginal princess with nothing but a permanent headache

AS for that obnoxious child need I say more. No. You have said it all

I have a theory, when ASR was read the story of Rapunzel, Anjali the evil sister changed the name "Rapunzel" to "Repugnant" in every page. ASR has ever since been confused. Was that a fairy tale or a horror story? His confusion continues...long tresses only remind him of the "Repugnant" terrace scenes...

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babli0204

@babli0204

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Posted: 13 years ago

Liked your title! By the way, do you speak German?!

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Advancement through technology???

that cannot be the new tagline of IPKKND!!

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enigma17

@enigma17

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
Advancement through technology???

that cannot be the new tagline of IPKKND!!

A couple of robots you mean?

Now come to think of it...😆😆😆

We could have passion!

We could love!!

We could ...!!!!!

But

but

but...

it would be minus those velvety melting eyes and that beautiful beautiful smile

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Manju

@Drwho

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

First Priority Wish definitely Wash Scrub and Shave for ASR, want the Diwali ASR look back, willing to picket SP to get results😊

Second priority Bubbli😡 , let us most certainly say abracadabra in chorus and make her vanish or better exchange her for NK, he was at least some Vitamin A for our eyes. How terrible it is that they are portraying this child as vying for Akash's attention and Aksah and Payal don't even notice. I would take Manodrama mami any day over that precocious monster child.!!

Third priority chic hairstyle for Khushi, get rid of the hairpeice. Hang it outside Gupta Residence, for the birds to make a nest😃 and then she can get flash backs like ASR!!!

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enigma17

@enigma17

Rocker

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

I have a theory, when ASR was read the story of Rapunzel, Anjali the evil sister changed the name "Rapunzel" to "Repugnant" in every page. ASR has ever since been confused. Was that a fairy tale or a horror story? His confusion continues...long tresses only remind him of the "Repugnant" terrace scenes...

You know Repugnant is an apt description for the clinging vine of a sister. Let's face it Grimms fairytales? Doesn't that tell us all?

Grimm by name grim by nature