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The missing thread of thoughts
If there is one thing the forum should learn after 9 months of watching this, it is to stop weaving a story around threads, bangles, pots, plants and boutique dresses. The pricked balloon of the day? The thread mystery that was not to be. Mea Culpa, attaching meaningless meaning to the thread.
It's a little inside joke with CVs to give us little kitties a yarn of thread to play only to find ourselves tangled in something that CVs did not intend.
It's a little inside joke with CVs to give us little kitties a yarn of thread to play only to find ourselves tangled in something that CVs did not intend.
Mini Misunderstanding - Resolved
Major Misunderstanding - Cannot be resolved. We need to tie and leash this snail down to the door knob, lest it crawl away too fast and prematurely end our lovely show.
Titanic Rescue Mission
CV1 - The forum called us Titanic
CV2 - That's old technology. See us deploy rescue planes to rescue Titanic passengers
CV1 - Oh that would be awesome, Ships, Planes...
CV2 - Trains and Automobiles...there is so much more to come
Me - What about the snail?
CV1&2 - what snail? we don't know, is it a new car?
Me - No, the story. 😡
New Avatar of the day
I miss the old HP - He was more handsome, at least Laxmi agrees with me.
Titanic Rescue Mission
CV1 - The forum called us Titanic
CV2 - That's old technology. See us deploy rescue planes to rescue Titanic passengers
CV1 - Oh that would be awesome, Ships, Planes...
CV2 - Trains and Automobiles...there is so much more to come
Me - What about the snail?
CV1&2 - what snail? we don't know, is it a new car?
Me - No, the story. 😡
New Avatar of the day
I miss the old HP - He was more handsome, at least Laxmi agrees with me.
Shyam's Step by Step Guide to Stealing the key that may or may not open the safe to steal the file that may or may not have some important information.
Step 1 - Confirm wallet in ASR's pocket
Step 2 - Encounter with ASR
Step 3 - Grab the wallet, fondle and kiss her
Step 4 - Check out the keys inside her (ie the wallet)
Step 5 - Return her to ASR
Step 6 - Find when the wallet alone, and grab her key again to steal the file.
Me - 😲 Why not skip steps 1 through 5 and go straight to step 6? Duh!
DHISSH Moment of The day (DHISSH ' Cymbals for the uninitiated to Bollywood)
Khushi's 101 ways to start new business
Annoy ASR Service - Check
Dabba Service - Check
Gota Service - Check
Fancy Dress Social Service - Check
Tuition Service - Coming up next.
Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Moment of the day
ASR - Mr. Mean I will hurt you bloody b**ch by the day
ASR - Mr. Passion I miss you my wifey by the night
Double Entendre of the day
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy moment - Shyam hitting on ASR.
ME - WHAAA!!!! Is this the Zabardast twist??
Jab Shyam ne mara dhakka
ASR ki nikil oui ma
ME - Jaha theri yeh nazar hai
meri jaan mujhe khabar hai
Jab Shyam ne mara dhakka
ASR ki nikil oui ma
ME - Jaha theri yeh nazar hai
meri jaan mujhe khabar hai
Precap
<crickets>
State of the Forum
Forum Member 1 (FM1) - Aw, that was so beautiful, CVs did it again!
FM2 - He hurt her again, nasty!
FM1 - Aw, but he felt bad and slept on the recliner to punish him
FM2 - So? Big Eff Deal
FM1 - Can't you tell fiction from reality?
FM2 - Reality mirrors fiction! This stuff gets into people's heads.
FM1 - I am sick and tired of your complaints, you, you, other-no-passion-no-sex-serial-lover!!!
FM2- You can't face reality, you you other-no-passion-no-sex-serial-lover!!!
FM3 - But, but, it's a daily show, it will be idiosyncratic
FM1 & FM2 - SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
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