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Khushi Kumari Wallace Prepares for Battle
With her complimentary sidekick, the one, the only, Bua Constrictor!!
Oh Nani!
The Filler Instructor can't make it, because we have a new track now.
What Are Grandmas For?
I'll teach you all how to really shake those hineys.
Look Khushiji!
Our clothes are like color co-ordinated now, because I will be like in every scene you're like in. Isn't that like just totally like wow?
Words I Can't Say
"There's a mosquito on your face, you might want to brush it off yourself." - Because after last night, I need just one more reason to touch you.
Special Mention
Background music for ASR... Welcome back! Short lived, but well received.
Lemme Butt My Nose In Anyway
Perhaps I can increase your blood pressure some more Nanav, can you feel it happening with my rambling? Should I interject some more? Do I remind you of KKG? I think the audience LOVES watching me stand here, between the two of you, at the sacred pool side, while they chant "Ohhh jealous Arnav" and slobber all over their TV screens. Whoaaa no need to yell dude! Chill!
Family Meeting
Outsider: We should have a dance competition, because the lead role needs to look like a monkey.
Tubelight: What a great idea!
Two Cent: I love you!
Painted Doll: Hmmph
Matriarch: Aww you kids, you!
Black Sheep: There'll be nothing of the sort!
Outisider: Oh crap!
Two Cent: I have two cents to contribute... What? You don't want to hear it? OK, OK. Jeez!
Tubelight: But, but... But...
Black Sheep: You all know I don't like this crap (and neither does the audience who the TRPs don't depend on)
Lambie Pie: If my brother doesn't want something, then I'm with him 100%
Black Sheep: Thank you, mature adult.
Lambie Pie: You're welcome, mature adult.
Tubelight: Wahhh! Grandma DO something Wahhh!
Outsider: That's my cue! Must go invade someone's personal space.
Hello Darling! Nice to see you!
Him: Please get out.
Her: I'm already out. And, I'm sorry. *sniff, sniff babble blabble sniff sniff*
Him: Aww don't cry, please don't cry.
Her: Do you *sniff sniff* forgive me?
Him: Of course darling!! It's scripted.
Her: Yipeee!!! So we can compete now? Why are you looking so surprised? That's scripted too.
Him: Oh FFS!!
Her: OK slap me!
Him: I'd rather kiss you, but there will be no pre-cap to hint if I do or not.
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