Aakash-ictionary - Page 7

Akashhh: When I was fighting alone, nobody supported me.
Human: When I was hopelessly cussing at a helpless woman for an innocent remark that she made, everybody was too shell-shocked to come and cuss even more at my victim...

Akashh: Kaise kaise logon ko celebrity banakar bhej diya hai.
Human: I am the only rightfully celebrated person in the whole universe. All the others around me are just wannabes who will go to any extent to be seen next to me. Chauvinist? Did someone just call me a chauvinist?? How dare you? What is your aukaat? Beep---beep--- beep---beep---bleeeeeep kar ke rakh doonga tujhe! 😛

Originally posted by: immunoblot

Akashhh: When I was fighting alone, nobody supported me.

Originally posted by: Bugger

😆😆 he was talking as if he was fighting for sum cause ......😆😆....if this loud speaker needs support and if he gets support ........jungle hi nahi ...the malaysian govt will throw them out as well😆😆

LOL, Bugger ji... lets not get surprised if some political party decides to give him a ticket for the next elections. He has already shown his true worth on reality TV, and probably lost quite a few fans. The next natural option will only be politics... 😆 😆

U guyz r hilarious. Excellent thread guyz. Now m feeling much more relaxed after hearing akash's bak bak. Good job 👏 👏 👏

Originally posted by: immunoblot

LOL, Bugger ji... lets not get surprised if some political party decides to give him a ticket for the next elections. He has already shown his true worth on reality TV, and probably lost quite a few fans. The next natural option will only be politics... 😆 😆

Akashhh to Fiza: Aapne please nahin kahaa. Woh mein keh deta hun.
Human to Fiza: I am trying so hard to make you feel ashamed of yourself. You dared to not show me due respect... If I had the ability to do so, I would roast you on a coal fire and eat you alive for not treating me like God. In any case, you will burn in hell, you 🤬.

(In this instance, a human would sound slightly more horrible than Akashh. He would afterall be talking to Fiza, with whom even Akashh was relatively well-behaved with. Akashh probably thought that she comes close to him on the scale of being evil.)


Disclaimer: This is only a joke. Please treat it like one. 😃

excellent... BRILLAINT topic and i love the posts... 😆

Originally posted by: pksanam

excellent... BRILLAINT topic and i love the posts... 😆

especial mention must go to immunobolt ji... you're too good... i wish i could write like that... 😆

Pk ji... You are forgetting Sunshine ji, mandy ji, Meena, Bugger, Rainbow, Anjali ji, Pallavi ji... I guess, together we are actually to good for any of the you-know-who! 😛 😆
Thank you for the compliment! 😃

Originally posted by: immunoblot

Pk ji... You are forgetting Sunshine ji, mandy ji, Meena, Bugger, Rainbow, Anjali ji, Pallavi ji... I guess, together we are actually to good for any of the you-know-who! 😛 😆
Thank you for the compliment! 😃