Why I Am Joining The 'Watching It For LOLZ' Train

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I came back, and I watched older episodes and read the updates, and itna kuch hua! And all of it so funny! But as funny as the on-screen antics has been, the reactions offscreen has made me extra happy! I am SO DAMN excited to be back among my peeps, crazy as we all are, so here I am, with two weeks of snark in one post. All in good fun, so bash karna toh gently karo please--- and its long, so fair warning!

ANIKA! TUNE PHIR SE ONE NIGHT (WRONG SIDE) STAND KIYA!

For the last few days, us, the silent majority have been watching the vocal minority lose their minds over the inclusion of an Anika naam ki keeda into pavitra OBros moments. I have enjoyed the horrified reactions here, online, more than seeing a pink flamingo awkwardly horning in on everyone onscreen. Brothers bechara dinner karta hai, Anika bhashan khilata hai. Poolside pe bhi kabza kiya, Obros secrets kaha share karegi, ab?

The worst thing recently (apparently, given people's howling anger) has been when a beautiful moment of three grown men romping like gazelles in a meadow was ruined by one hideously dressed woman. Itna awkward feel kiya menne, a stranger, munching channa and watching the scene, that Anika must have felt pure horror -that's actually her husband, in there. But even Anika felt the hatred wafting through the screen towards her. (90% of the hate was aimed at her ruffled sari, honestly). Bechara flamingo looked so uncomfortable. I noticed she smartly moved aside when she did some sacred OBros arm thing, to avoid the chappals that half the India-Forums ka resident OmRu Deeewanis aimed at the screen.


SAHIL SINGH OBEROI-- THE NEWEST OBRO ON THE BLOCK

Now I understand Gul, that well known truth-teller, told us that the story was about ek kahani ka teen hisse. She didn't mention that that kahani was about Sahil (who has three working limbs-get it? get it? Okay. Sorry. I'll see myself out). Om ka room toh poucho maat, dharam shala ho gaya, with Rudra AND Sahil AND Anika's suspicions moving in. Speaking of chotta packet, I fear the moment when Shivaay actually makes Sahil call him Bhaiya. He is wooing Sahil harder than he's ever put the moves on Sahil's sister. Forum pe mass khud khushi na ho jai, when Sahil becomes an OBro. People should get used to it- already, far from cooking only for OmRu, Shivaay has started indiscriminately making fudge for random kids littering the mansion.

Rudra has been treating Soumya like a polite house guest (which is exactly what she was before he upped and married her). I had hoped for secret marriage rituals between them, but I guess SaSa is the real romance story now on. At least chotta packet has moves. Our playboy Oberoi has become positively Victorian in how he is treating his wife. Frankly, romantic SaSa fan fictions likhna thodi awkward ho gaya, iss new pairing ke sath. I am praying for a 10 year leap so we can comfortably watch hot young Sahil and sexy cougar Soumya while white haired Rudra, holding a cane, watches.

BACHNA HAI HASEENO, LO OM KA GIRL A GAYA

And anyone who still believes Gul after watching Om romance his pillow for 150 episodes should immediately contact me, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell them. We have to accept that the original premise has taken a backseat to Gul TRP mining my television screen like she's trying to strike oil.

But recent forum predictions dekh ke mera dil garden garden ho gaya. Sana Sheikh? Now I've seen that proposed replacement for Vruskhika and Omkara's bedroom pillow-- Sana Sheikh in her first show Gustakh Dil was awesome. In the second one she was pretty boring, so I'm hoping she'll just average out and be normal level wallpaper here. Watching Shivaay's actions helplessly then judging him later is basically Omkara's main job now. As long as Sana remembers how to look (1) just shocked, (2) shocked and hurt, (3) shocked and angry, and finally, for some variety, (4) irritated by Rudra, we should be fine with her as Om's heroine. I say chup ho jao and be happy he has a real, breathing living ladki coming, yaar--- this is Gul's best casting trick, hum sab itna desperate hai for the poor man TO GET A LIFE, that show ki wardrobe fitting ki tailor-aunty bhi chalega at this point. Sana aya toh khushi se aarti utar na.

KI..KI..KI..KIRAN? NAHI YAAR, SHAHRUKH, CHILL! SIRF KOI KARAN HAI

And finally Dakhsh -- you aint no Shahrukh, man. Jitni loaded, intense, "i am a method actor" wali interviews doge humme utna hi lolz hoga. Tum back seat le hi lo. We don't need any more actors inspired from Bollywood in our show-- we already have the male lead Hritiking it up everyday, because the poor guy's voice is exactly like H. Roshan's baritone. Tu off ja.

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Posted: 8 years ago
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Was waiting for you. And the post is worth the wait. Lolz
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Posted: 8 years ago
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I came back, and I watched older episodes and read the updates, and itna kuch hua! And all of it so funny! As funny on the screen has been the reactions offscreen! So excited to be back among my peeps, crazy as we all are, so here I am, with two weeks of snark in one post. All in good fun, so bash karna toh gently please--- and its long, so fair warning!


ANIKA! TUNE PHIR SE ONE NIGHT (WRONG SIDE) STAND KIYA!


For the last few days, us, the silent majority have been watching the vocal minority lose their minds over the inclusion of an Anika naam ke keeda into pavitra OBros moments. Brothers bechara dinner karta hai, Anika bhashan khilata hai. Pool pe bhi kabsa kiya, Obros secrets kaha share karegi, ab? I have been seeing all the scenes, but the worst thing recently has been when a beautiful moment of three grown men romping like gazelles in a meadow that was ruined by one hideously dressed woman. Even Anika, feeling the hatred wafting through the screen towards her, (90% of the hate was aimed at her ruffled sari, honestly) looked uncomfortable. I noticed she smartly moved aside when she did a sacred OBros arm thing, to avoid the chappals that half off India-Forums ka OmRu Deeewanis aimed at the screen. 🤣🤣

Well Said !!!!! I did say in one post that I wonder how Tia doing the O'Bro salute would be received if she officially became an Oberoi 😲


SAHIL SINGH OBEROI-- THE NEWEST OBRO ON THE BLOCK

Now I understand Gul, that well known truth teller, told us that the story was about ek kahani ka teen kisse. She didn't mention that that kahani was about Sahil. Om ka room toh poucho maat, dharam shala ho gaya, with Rudra AND Sahil AND Anika's suspicions moving in.

Speaking of chota packet, I fear the moment when Shivaay actually makes Sahil call him Bhaiya. He is wooing Sahil harder than he's ever put the moves on Sahil's sister. Forum pe khud khushi na ho jai, when Sahiil becomes an OBro.

True!! God Forbid !!! 😆

People should get used to it- already, far from cooking only for OmRu, Shivaay has already started indiscriminately making fudge for random kids littering the mansion.

Rudra has been treating Soumya like a polite house guest (which is exactly what she was before he upped and married her). I had hoped for secret marriage rituals between them, but I guess SaSa is the real romance story now on. At least Chota packet has moves. Our playboy Oberoi has become positively victorian in how he is treating his wife.

Yeh sab Bade Bhaiya ka assar hai ... he is picking it up from the master himself ... lol 🤣

Frankly, romance SaSa fan fictions likhna thodi awkeward ho gaya, iss new pairing ke sath. I am praying for a 10 year leap so we can comfortably watch young thing Sahil and cougar Soumya while Rudra, holding a cane, watches.


BACHNA HAI HASEENO, LO OM KA GIRL A GAYA

And anyone who still believes Gul after watching Om romance his pillow for 150 episodes should immediately contact me, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell them. 🤣🤣

We have to accept that the original premise has taken a backseat to Gul TRP mining my television screen like she's trying to strike oil. Thoda updates dekh ke mera dil garden garden ho gaya. Sana Sheikh? Now I watched the show with that proposed replacement for vivacious Vruskhika and, of late, Omkara's bedroom pillow-- Sana Sheikh in her first show Gustakh Dil was awesome. In the second one she was pretty boring, so I'm hoping she'll just average out and be normal level wallpaper here. Since that watching Shivaay's actions and judging him is basically Omkara's main job now. As long as Sana remembers how to look just shocked, shocked and hurt, shocked and scared, and finally, for some variety, irritated by Rudra, we should be fine with her as Om's heroine. I say chup ho jao and be happy he has a real, breathing living ladki coming yaar--- this is Gul's best casting trick, hum sab itna desperate hai for the poor man TO GET A LIFE, that show ki wardrobe fitting ki tailor-aunty bhi chalega at this point.

Poor Om... but on a serious note I am disappointed his story has not taken center stage yet😔

KI..KI..KI..KI..KIRAAN? NAHI YAAR, SHAHRUKH, SIRF KOI KARAN HAI.

And finally Dakhsh -- you aint no Shahrukh, man. Jitni loaded, intense wali, i am a method actor wali interviews doge humme utni lolz hoga. Tum back seat le hi lo. We don't need any more actors inspired from Bollywood in our show-- we already have the male lead Hritiking it up everyday, because the poor guy's voice is exactly like H. Roshan's baritone. Tu off ja. 🤣🤣


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WELCOME to the LULZ TRAIN.. 😆 🤗 We should Thank AY for starting and driving this trains so efficiently..
I have already told her this - But she is my "IB dekhne ki wajah"

"The worst thing recently (apparently, given people's howling anger) has been when a beautiful moment of three grown men romping like gazelles in a meadow was ruined by one hideously dressed woman."
🤣🤣🤣 OMG My imagination just romped off to 'that meadow' when I read this line and now I ROFLing in 'that meadow'

He is wooing Sahil harder than he's ever put the moves on Sahil's sister.
Ab This is billu in his element.. 😆 Yeh toh expected hi tha na!! 😃

Speaking of chotta packet, I fear the moment when Shivaay actually makes Sahil call him Bhaiya. Forum pe khud khushi na ho jai, when Sahil becomes an OBro.
🤣 Actually Shyaad Billu ka murder ho jayega ya phir usko OBros ke gang se daffa kar diya jayega 😆

Rudra has been treating Soumya like a polite house guest (which is exactly what she was before he upped and married her).
😆 The potential this track has(or had).. 😭

I am praying for a 10 year leap so we can comfortably watch young thing Sahil and cougar Soumya while Rudra, holding a cane, watches.
Ohh.. 😭 I like SaSa.. 😃 It is cute! On second thoughts, leap ki baad Billu-Panika will be the same.. Toh chalega.. 😆

We have to accept that the original premise has taken a backseat to Gul TRP mining my television screen like she's trying to strike oil.
Dhokhebaaaz, Dagabaaaz, Dramebaaz - 1 Gul ke 3 hisse.. 😡😡
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So glad to see you back🤗

I was worried whether the whole forced marriage track killed your interest in the show( How many times can a heart go through the same kind of torture) But you are here

The post totally cracked me up🤣 The AniShivOmRu moment was so cringey i am sure that even the actors felt weird during it. And the Dil Bole Oberoi part..By god i wanted to throw my very own Chameli at the screen. They wanted to show that Anika is now considered an Oberoi but then they go back to treating her as an outsider again. I wonder if OmRu would have took so long in following Shivaay if he had expressed suspicion regarding Tia being a complete Cheapdi. And the great Pati Parmeshwar SSO ends up finally blurting out his long held secret in a way which frankly seems as if he is more disturbed about the outrageous amount that she made Daksh pay for a night(Such a business man) more than any moral wrongdoing done by her😆


And about Sahil, i really think shivaay has been waiting to hug Sahil and make him part of a full fledged Obro moment ever since he first laid eyes on him at OM.It was Lafzon ka yeh ristha at first sight.It would be fun though, i mean OmRu are amazing but we need some one to call out Shivaay for his TadiBaazi and ToomuchTashanforTV moments.


And about Om i actually commented the same thing on a post, i am just glad that he finally got a girl. I don't care who it is. I am tired of shipping him with ACP. And ACP has turned out to be someone with mild psycho tendencies too . I fear for Om's baal. Bring in the girl please.


Yes Karan does seem very proud about his NotAtAllDarr-ishSRK type psycho act. Well i do like his acting, whether Darr-ish or not😆 HR voice is one of the first things which drew me to Nakuul (And his gorgeous eyes..hot DAYUUMM❤️)


And i look forward to such wonderful posts by you <3 Such posts make watching the show much more fun😆


Lots of love
Gayu❤️


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Originally posted by: asya34

Well Said !!!!! I did say in one post that I wonder how Tia doing the O'Bro salute would be received if she officially became an Oberoi 😲



But asya, Universe Nahi chahta aisa.. Or Maybe chahta hai.. Today's episode 😕😭🤣
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Originally posted by: smitar

Was waiting for you. And the post is worth the wait. Lolz



Smita! Kissa abhi baaki hai, mera dost! I have to watch to see exactly which unfortunate prani they pair with Om. Its like an accident scene --- you cannot help but watch. The poor actress ka toh khair nahi hoga. Itna social media pe dhajija udegi, scene by scene. she will have to be someone Gul has discovered from Nagaland or Turkmekisan or something, who's never even heard of twitter.
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(Should I call you you napster or monster?🤔)
I don't post much on IF, my IB reactions are mostly reserved for Twitter but I'm so glad I stumbled on your post🤣🤣🤣 Excellent analysis🤣

Originally posted by: napstermonster


ANIKA! TUNE PHIR SE ONE NIGHT (WRONG SIDE) STAND KIYA!

For the last few days, us, the silent majority have been watching the vocal minority lose their minds over the inclusion of an Anika naam ke keeda into pavitra OBros moments. I have enjoyed the horror stricken reactions here online more than the sight of a pink flamingo awkwardly horning in on everyone onscreen, sach mei! Brothers bechara dinner karta hai, Anika bhashan khilata hai. Poolside pe bhi kabza kiya, Obros secrets kaha share karegi, ab? The worst thing recently (apparently, given people's howling anger) has been when a beautiful moment of three grown men romping like gazelles in a meadow was ruined by one hideously dressed woman. Itna awkward feel kiya menne, a stranger, munching channa and watching the scene, that Anika must have felt pure horror -that's actually her husband, in there. But even Anika, felt the hatred wafting through the screen towards her, (90% of the hate was aimed at her ruffled sari, honestly). Bechara flamingo looked so uncomfortable. I noticed she smartly moved aside when she did some sacred OBros arm thing, to avoid the chappals that half the India-Forums ka resident OmRu Deeewanis aimed at the screen.

Uff don't even...one of my friends said that's a latest fashion called eyesore😳 kya matlab..and that dil bole Obrerois scene was so lel I legit had to close my eyes, kahaan kahaan ghusa raha hain Anika ko😳


SAHIL SINGH OBEROI-- THE NEWEST OBRO ON THE BLOCK

Now I understand Gul, that well known truth-teller, told us that the story was about ek kahani ka teen hisse. She didn't mention that that kahani was about Sahil (who has three working limbs-get it? get it? Okay. Sorry. I'll see myself out). Om ka room toh poucho maat, dharam shala ho gaya, with Rudra AND Sahil AND Anika's suspicions moving in. Speaking of chotta packet, I fear the moment when Shivaay actually makes Sahil call him Bhaiya. He is wooing Sahil harder than he's ever put the moves on Sahil's sister. Forum pe mass khud khushi na ho jai, when Sahil becomes an OBro. People should get used to it- already, far from cooking only for OmRu, Shivaay has started indiscriminately making fudge for random kids littering the mansion.

Rudra has been treating Soumya like a polite house guest (which is exactly what she was before he upped and married her). I had hoped for secret marriage rituals between them, but I guess SaSa is the real romance story now on. At least chotta packet has moves. Our playboy Oberoi has become positively Victorian in how he is treating his wife. Frankly, romantic SaSa fan fictions likhna thodi awkward ho gaya, is new pairing ke sath. I am praying for a 10 year leap so we can comfortably watch hot young Sahil and sexy cougar Soumya while white haired Rudra, holding a cane, watches.

^and all this while I thought it was about the OBros. Plot twist FTW. 🤣🤣

Let's not even talk about Omkara's room. I thought the Oberois were rich? Like filthy rich? They don't have a dhang ka room for Rudra or Saahil to move in to? They have this gargantuan mansion with absolutely ZERO extra room? Even I seem to have more rooms than the Oberois, does this make me rich? Should I go buy a helicopter?🤔🤔🤔 #ImportantKostin

^^If you want to pataao the maalik, pataao the driver. If you want to pataao the girl, pataao the bhaai. Clever Shivaay is clever🤣

^^^ Imagine Rudra complaining "Humein toh kabhi fudge nahi khilaya🥺"

Thanks for reminding me RuMya are married. I had almost forgotten. I think all this A-SSO mess has traumatized Rudra. Who knows maybe he's planning to live a life of celibacy even #Respect

How SaSa though? Shouldn't it be SaSo or SoSa? (okay sounds weird never mind)

BACHNA HAI HASEENO, LO OM KA GIRL A GAYA

And anyone who still believes Gul after watching Om romance his pillow for 150 episodes should immediately contact me, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell them. We have to accept that the original premise has taken a backseat to Gul TRP mining my television screen like she's trying to strike oil. But recent forum predictions dekh ke mera dil garden garden ho gaya. Sana Sheikh? Now I watched the show with that proposed replacement for Vruskhika and Omkara's bedroom pillow-- Sana Sheikh in her first show Gustakh Dil was awesome. In the second one she was pretty boring, so I'm hoping she'll just average out and be normal level wallpaper here. Watching Shivaay's actions helplessly and judging him later for them is basically Omkara's main job now. As long as Sana remembers how to look (1) just shocked, (2) shocked and hurt, (3) shocked and angry, and finally, for some variety, (4) irritated by Rudra, we should be fine with her as Om's heroine. I say chup ho jao and be happy he has a real, breathing living ladki coming, yaar--- this is Gul's best casting trick, hum sab itna desperate hai for the poor man TO GET A LIFE, that show ki wardrobe fitting ki tailor-aunty bhi chalega at this point. Sana aya toh khushi se aarti utar na.

^ Reason I don't watch it on tv. The satisfaction of not letting people mine my TV screen

^^🤣 🤣Basically Ridhima with a different name and a different face🤣

On a serious note, (I know it's way too much to ask for) I would prefer no girl for Omkara rather than some fill-in girlfriend just for the heck of it. Initially, I never liked Om's character much but for the past few weeks (post-drunk epis to be precise) his maturity and his keen observation of things and people around him has made me a fangirl. I would even ship him with his pillow if I have to but no nausea-inducing forced romance man😳

But then all dem Oberois will get married, Saahil will get married, Billu ke bacche will get married, and Om will be there, in his room (if it's already not turned into a nursery or something), narrating "How I Met Your Mother" to the kids.

Tough choice. Khair mujhe kahaan karni hai choice😳


KI..KI..KI..KIRAN? NAHI YAAR, SHAHRUKH, CHILL! SIRF KOI KARAN HAI

And finally Dakhsh -- you aint no Shahrukh, man. Jitni loaded, intense, "i am a method actor" wali interviews doge humme utna hi lolz hoga. Tum back seat le hi lo. We don't need any more actors inspired from Bollywood in our show-- we already have the male lead Hritiking it up everyday, because the poor guy's voice is exactly like H. Roshan's baritone.

^ THIS. I have discussed this so many times in the past. His voice seems to have changed since that drunk epi. Sometimes it seems like he's pronouncing every word from the epiglottis. But his name is not Khan so🤔 What happened? Gurgled with the expired mouthwash?🤔 I'm not sayingit's bad but it's. Just. So. Weird.

Tu off ja.

^^Exactly what I said watching Tia today btw🤣🤣

Edited by rubys07 - 8 years ago
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KI..KI..KI..KI..KIRAAN? NAHI YAAR, SHAHRUKH, SIRF KOI KARAN HAI.

And finally Dakhsh -- you aint no Shahrukh, man. Jitni loaded, intense, "i am a method actor" wali interviews doge humme utna hi lolz hoga. Tum back seat le hi lo.


will come back to comment in detail later, naps! but i cant help laughing at the bold. clearly, what most of us think about him and his over confidence

Karan - do not compare ur joker type acting with my SRK (who i love to death and beyond). the seriousness with which him and surbhi were describing his nuanced acting, i was 🤣. if i was not on the lolz train before, i am now for sure 😆



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Aaannnd she's back!! I missed your posts!!
Navin,somewhere between my exams and the whole cyclone in Chennai I stopped taking IB story as seriously as I used to and started to enjoy laughing at the epis more. And boy was I ever thankful for both my excuses to not read the entire threads of hate that started to circulate for Ani for being included in the Obro moments!!

I used to be a sucker for the kullad tea sessions too before but there is something so abnormally forced these days about them standing in a triangle formation at opp ends of the room and yelling DBO these days that I think the 3 actors themselves have to control their laughter after the scene is shot!! Or maybe something is wrong with me!!!
Add to it Ani wearing a pink and green 'costume' for 3 whole days and I had no words except uncomfortable. So the hate threads were meticulously ignored.

Sahil is competing with Ru for both his girl and his Superman and I think he is going to emerge the winner in atleast one case.I am sappy enough to admit that I like the Shiv Sa bonding.

I honestly feel that Om's character has been given a Godly status . He is like an only son of his fandom so no girl will ever be gud enough for him. Like ever.But then again, Kunal has the ability to steal the show with just one or two lines that he is given , so its kind of insignificant who/how the heroine is coz she is there for the whole audience to just relate to him better with a love story in the mix.

I hate Daksh and dislike the actor who plays him as well. Please Daksh, Do us a favour, MU ko clear karke just Disappear!!

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