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#Ishqbaaaz I title d episode
"Dil, Dosti Aur Dhoka"
So well!! It was an okayish episode with #Rumya nd #Precap being d highlights.
The 'kundli milao 'event starts with d achhewaaley punditjee declaring tht shivay ki shaadi uske perfect match se hi hogi..with whom his kundli's all 36 gunh will match..U R A GOOD PERSON PUNDITJEE..A VERY GOOD PERSON...LOL
tht perfect match is just standing next to him making mocking faces at him...yahi ladki h punditjee..dekh lijiye
Rudy="What is chatiss"?
Omie="its 36"
Rudy="bhaiyaa main chattiss gunh hain"?
HAHAHA!!! EXACTLY MY POINT RUDY
Punditjee is blabbering his predictions of shivay's happy married life nd ofcourse how could #omru let go d golden opportunity to tease him
Their 'matching tones singing talent' surfaces nd they sing together "ISHQBAAAZ"
Shivu is as usual irritated.
Some blood falls on d kundli from d room nd maata starts screaming 'APSHAGUN" as in bad luck...its find out tht there was a pigeon dead in ac duct nd d "poorest security in d world" waale oberois r all worried again of an attack..they all doubt gayatri for it..tej calls nd scolds svetlana for poor execution of security nd other natters too((Yayy!! D bitch gets scold ..bahut mazza aayi..can we plz kill her too soon))
Tej="yeh security ni security ke naam pe mazzak h" BINGO!!!AAPNE FIRST TIME 42nd episode main aa kar pehly sahi baat boli uncle
AUDIENCE FEELS D SAME!!
I know all #svetkara fanatics will start webbing their happy passionate stories abt omie being shown when tej scolds svetlana...ohh pujleez!!take a chill pill the guys hates d bitch to d last point nd rightly so nd if he will ever go cozy with her than it would be just for revenge...nd tht too doesnt goes well with his current character.
So well!! Omie gets rightly pissed off with tej for again chit chatting with his mistress nd blames him for everything happening.he gets upset nd shivay tries to pacify him with his most fav dialogue of all "main hoon na!! Main sab theek kar doonga"
**HAAYEE OBEROI MANSION KA SHAHRUKH KHAN...S.S. S...SHIVAY!!**
D joker pie intrudes nd is hurt tht they r doing a senti moment without himlol he is paagal..sso asks him to control..
Rudy="kya bhaiyaa..itne din se group hug ni kiya h" haha!! Cutie
He continues..waise appke saaley ka problem kya h?**sachhi..mujhe bhi pata karna h**
Sso="whats saala?
**dont tell me S?u dont know saala**
Ok! He corrects d next moment.."i know what it is ..but I hate the word.."
OKK!! KHADOOSON KE SRK...MAKE A LIST OF WORDS U HATE...AS THE LIST IS GETTING LONG EACH DAY
"CALL HIM..."TIA KA BHAI"""
LMAOOO!! I bet he doesnt knows ki robin ka naam robin h *btw uss mute button ka sach main kuch locha h**
Rudy="aisey bhai milte ni..internet se mangeane padte hain.." CORRECTO!!
"thode din baad aapke haath peeley ho jaayenge aut tia ke mehendi waale red...aur aapke uske hubby ban ke reh jaoge" And he convinces them to hug senti chichoora!!
Sso again halts d marriage date fixation as he is worried abt his family nd threats to them.maata screams a lot but tia fakely agrees to her baby.
OMGGG!!! At this point ROBIN BOLA
BADHAI HO SABKO!!
"Tho shaadi phir postpone ho gayi"
This boy is gadbad ghotala .I bet he is a cunning person hiding behind this mute boy sham.
Maata tries to emotionally blackmail shivay but he doesnt deters nd is almost not listening to her..but d moment she names anika..he gets startled nd total attentivehindi Main kehte hain"KAAN KHADE HO JAANA"
Ok! D most weird scene of today was tia asking anika to help her..hello!! Why would a girl ask an event mgr to convince her fiance to marry her soon..not thts more illogical than all stupidies of ishaana combined together..she could have asked daadi..or any one of omru..why anika? Just bcoz anshi scene ho.. abyy!! Kuch tho logic rakho!!
Well anika as always starts her SSO love speech
Tia="anika plz! Who tumhari baat sunega?" **wah ! Would be sautan pe itna bharosa**
Anika="aur meri baat sunke jo mera murder karenge woh" POINT CHY
Tia="I can read d vibrations"
OFFOO!! PHIR SE ANGREZIfirst she thinks mobile ke vibrations nd then she understands tht when a person vibrates i.e shivers when he is in fever**JIYOO ANIKA..TUM HO THO ENGLISH KI JAI HAI'''
Omie nd ishaana are at d art studio again nd ishaana gets happy tht he is alone sans tht chipkoo ridzy.. so well.. she starts dancing(**totally weird act..lahin bhi shuru ho jao nachnaHALWA HAI KYA?*) but then being weird is trademark of #Ishkara love story by now **thank u but no thank u to gul''**
Anyways vrushyy as always dances good nd I m in love with her dressing sense..her bangles..jhumkas nd tht badi backless khidki waale chandni suitsaw! D girl has ishtyle.'
So well omie notices her but is still lost in his frustrating interaction with tej in d morning.he praises her for her dance nd is lost in thghts again but ishaana starts her melodrama of how dance makes her forget her dukh dard**abyy!! Stop praising ur own dialogues u nautanki...He isnt listening**
Ishaana="prannath..kuch tho bolo..bol kyun ni raha h"
Itna muskil case kabhi ni mila con queen ko.ladka baat hi ni kartaanyways she invites him for tea nd starts her dukh story again..best was when omie kept calling "bela..bela"nd she doesnt responds...
**bhool gayi ki tum bela ho ishaana!**
Omie invites her for dosa date next day nd ishaana ka mann literally shows us garba and bhangra combined..but d next moment he says..he will bring ridz who will listen to her story more empathetically nd ishaana ki chop ho gayi
*in anika's words*
Nd here comes d best scene
#Rumya fight yeh kya haal kar diya rudy ke kamrey ka soumya...how will he find his things now in such clealiness
Rudy="AAAHHH!!! KTA KIYA H MERE ROOM KO"
SOUMYA*screams double*="SAAF KIYA H MAINE...KITNA GANDA THA..SAB CHEEZEIN BIKHRI HUI THI**
RUDY="BIKHRI HUI NI THI...MAIN DISPLAY PE RAKHI THI JAISE MUSEUM MAINE1 RAKHTE HAIN "
YEAH RIGHT!!!
Soumya="tum,tumhara protein shake,tumhare dumbles,tumhari mickey mouse waali undies sab museum main rakhne laayak hain"
Rudy="mere Mickey mouse undies mil gaye?"
Haha!! He is so happyLMAAOOO!! HE IS MAD!!
OKK..POINTS TO BE NOTED...charger ki jagah hai..cushion ke neeechey nd shoe rack is not for shoes..its for keeping midnight snacks..welcome to museum world of RSO
HAHAHA!! D DRAMA OF SCREAMS ND CRIES HE CREATES ...ND SOUMYA SAHI KAREGI USKO..OFCOURSE
SO ROMI ENTERS...suddenly to the museum room nd says she was missing for 2 days..joker pie thinks him nd phailoss his muscals waali arms but she goes nd hugs soumya..okayy!! Means they r buddies ab tho rudy to somu se dosti karni hi hogi..hehe!! **well! I m not liking this romi actor much..first her voice is like baby ki dukaan nd second she is kindaa expressionless**
precap..yeh phir lad rahe hain!!
Anika challenges shivay tht if she solves #rumya fight issue then he will say thank u to her nd shivay in all his ego accepts it...mazza aayega..hehe!!
Aaj ki shayaari...
Who jo anika aur shivay
Phainkte hain ek dooje pe
WOH PAANI NI 'DIL' H
woh jo rudra aur soumya
Chilllate hain ek doosre pe
Woh nafrat ni
'DOSTI' KI PEHLI MANZIL HAIN
woh jo ishaana ki aankhon main
Dard nazar aata h om ko
Woh dard ni
Ek gehri saazish ka pehla 'DHOKA' h
ISS DIL,DOSTI..DHOKEY KE RAASTE SE
GUJARATE HUE JO HAASIL H
WOH THO BAS 'ISHQ' HAI..
WAH WAH!! *khud hi kar lo**
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