Tour Diary:Mans meets IF-II2 buddies :) - Page 3

Well Come BAck Mans😊

Woww it was real funny😆

Hello guys and gals and other pals too ...
how you all doin?Do you remember me ?😛
Me wahi puarana IF ka deewana...So I am back after a long time ..
So you must be curious to know about my long vacation right ? If not then be curious now and read on ....
Last time I took 2 months vacation after FG and I went to meet couple of my IF friends from FG..It was great experience and I got the feel of IF guys and gals and other pals too😛
so this time after Idol I decided to meet my IF pals from II2 section ...I know its scray decison to meet crazy/pagal friends from II2 ..only another crzay can do that so did I.
So here is my tour diary/ my trip details with my IF buddies..

It was hard to decide whome to meet first ..its more difficult than voting Idol..I mean really voting for Idol is very easy ...just find out who is from your city / state and vote and if no one then switch the chanel .😆I am joking guys I know how hard to vote ..afterall 6 Ruppees ka sawal hai ..anyway without taking much footage late me start my journey or you will say why you are back mans ..😛

After thinking a lot I decided to start my journey from India ....yep east or west India is best 😛 so I said vande mataram and I landed in Dilwalon ki delhi .Delhi's summer is bad but luckily that day wheather was clowdy ..cool wheather its like Mausam hai ashikana ye delhi kahi se ladkiyon ko dhun lana ..so this time also I decided to meet sakshi first.To surprise her I didn't call her .
I knew her address so I reached there safely ...yeah now days its not only about gals 😛 even guys need to be carefull from gunda / mawali / etc etc lol
When I reached at her place I got confused as all houses look same but luckily I saw sakshi giving water to her flowers .😊.yeah she must be saksh ...she was looking little big and I guess her hairs are grown too compare to last time when I saw her..without making sound I walk to her and patted on shoulder
Me: "Hello Saksh look who is here "😛

Saksh turned back ...what????????? saksh with beard and mustache ?? I guss wrong number ..It was sardarji ..😆

Sardarji : "oye kon hai tu ..."😡

Me: "sardaarji maf karna... galti hogayee "

sardaarji : "koi gal nahi ...wade wade shahro me chhoti bate hoti rahti hai "😃

Me:ha chopra ke movie me dekha si ..anway kya aapko pata hai sakshi ka ghar ..

Sardaarji : sab apana hi ghar hai..samaj lo yahi saksi ka ghar hai 😉

Me: accha ji to bula dejiye sakshi ko 😛

Sardaarji: oye kata raha hai muze ...koi baat nahi wo rahiti hai samne wali khidki me ...khidki dekh dekh kar to baal lambe huye itne

Well today I got to know one more technique to grow hairs ...watch in samnewali window ..I wish gals infront of my house also know this secret😛

Finally I was infront of Sakshi's door and doing tring tring tring ...

Me: Hey Saksh 😛
Saksh: oh mans again ?I really get tensed when u r not on IF I mean you never know when u will show up like this😆. Anyway good you came. I was busy with so many house contest on IF and now my own house bcame a mess😡 ..help me na please😊
Me:yeah why not ? lets start cleaning ..but whose house u wanna clean antara , amey , karu and who r judges here ?😛
saksh: you clean and I will judge ..just kidding u clean and let me write my new contest for FG ... well mans was busy with cleaning house and still waiting for my prize ..hope she will send soon on IF

After saksh I thought lets meet the hitler of this section😛 I mean Idol section's own Anjali 👏...I was little scared too I mean who knows if she bans me from whole world😕😛...we know how good she is I mean in giving warnings .lol .just kidding .So I called her for official appointment
Me: Hello Anjali this is mans from IF-II2/FG
Anjali: I am on vacation 😡
Me:yeah I know so how is your vacation and how u doin?
Anjali: mans I am on vacation so if you have any issues contact other admin they are jasleen,sakshi,mumu 😊
Me:anajli I dont have any issues I am calling for appointment😊
Anjali: well once my vacation is over I will give you oppointment and I will ban all those who troubled you but right now ...
Me:Yeah right now u r vaction so enjoy it before it gets over after that it will be back to the warnings and banning ..take care


Then I decided to meet my little IF bro yeah you got it right..the one and only one Mal bro ..Its like meeting bollywood bro who got lost in some mela 12 years back.How to recoginise mal bro though?😕 ..I mean bollywood parents atleast put same locket for bollywood bro but what about IF bro .😛Well I know mal's address so I called a cab and showed her address What a cool cabbiwalis in uk ..a cabwali is better that cabwala .😛
Me:excuse me 😎would you please take me to this address
Cabwali: Pardon
Me:take me to the garden ..😛.I mean the address is near to garden 😛
Cabwali: Sir I know but sorry I can't come there ...that girl will keep me whole day 😆sorry bbye and take other cab

well which gal ? I doub't she was talking about my mal bro ..anway I called some cabwala and he took me to Mal's house .
So here I am again doing tring tring.Here you go ..brother's mother is opening the door


Me:hello aunty ji Mal bro hai ?
Mom :what ?we are not pan/ciggarate wala so why r u asking marlbro ? and its not good to smoke ..give me ur mom's phone will call her and let her know...

Me: Auntyji I am asking about malvika ...I am her IF bro ...

Mom: Oh accha accha so u r mans bro ..well no problem as long as bros and boys come here😆 ... waise you call her chhote gangsta right ?😡

Me: yeah she is gangsta ..😛

Mom : stop calling ...now days in dream she suddenly starts shouting ..saba gaddi nikal..😆.chalo game karte hai amey ka.😆kabhi kabhi to she says Dad samjao mom ko kuch nahi to mai bhag jaungi ki kisi ladki ke sath ..lol

Me:auntyji she must be scaring you so dont worry and as long as she says she will run away with ladki thats fine😊

Mom : Arre baba ulta hai ..if she says with boy then we will be more than happy ..but with ladki no baba no ...our culture is not like that.😡
Finally Mal comes and she starts screaming and mom disaappears 😆


mal : he mans ...coooool so u here ..chalo lets go and watch birds

me: arre what birds ?...me here for u not for birds.Anyway u have so many birds on IF then why again bird?

Mal: bro I got bored of all those IF birds I want some one fresh now ...what about your girl?
Me: whatttt ?😡she is your bhabhi😡

Mal : thats why asking how is she ?😊 why everyone get scare when I talk about any girl😆

Me: bcoz mom says its not in our culture😛

Mal : what is not in our culture ?😕 talking with gal?😡you guys are crazy ...one day I will run with girl then you all will keep quiet.😆Anyway what u want ..rum , wine, scotch just kidding bro here u will get only water..ok you talk with mom let me go on IF...keep mom busy so that
I can talk with saba,nosh,payal and all IF birds .Well after that I learnt culturral stuff and what not .😛 But it was great to see my bollywood never lost Mal bro

&n bs p; Well after mal bro I went to meet one more bro ..I know he is into software stuff so may will learn something from him

Me :hey harsh bro how u doin?I am mans
harsh :oh mans ..Good you are here ..I was looking for a guy who knows C ..do u know C?

Me: what kind of question bro? I know A to Z from childhood😛

Harsh:oh cool then let me place you ...we have very good client...what is your rate ?

Me: rate ? where u will place me ?😕 on IF?😛

Harsh : arre no I mean u know C language so will place u in job😊

Me: Oh no bro I came here to meet u ...

Harsh : oh the come on IF mans ...we will talk anyway ...why dont u learn Java ..will place you😉

Me: Harsh bro teach me everything on IF and place me if you can in someone's heart .😛


well after one bro I decided to meet another bro ..yep antara bro I mean sumesh bro


Me : whats up Mr.Antara bro?😛
Sumesh:hey mans I feel kuch kuch when I hear antara name 😳
Me:thats cool ..anatara is a sweet and pretty girl
Sumesh: thanks mans I feel kuch kuch lot when someone praise her😳
Me: yes bro she was looking stunning in red sarri
Sumesh: mans I feel bachut kuch when someone talks about red sari😳
Me:ok bro let me go on IF and write on Antara then ...😊

After meeting two bro I decided to meet one of the sweet member of sagar club yep Miss IF payal


Me : hello miss.IF how u doin?😛
Payal : I am fine mans ..tell me how u doin?and where were so many days ?Our chhote baba club is shrinking everyday 😃
Me:oh I went to meet Mal bro ,saksh and other IF buddies

Payal: Unse Mile kya ?You know what I mean😳

Me:Oh you mean my girl right? well I am on small break from her😊

Payal: nahi nahi Unse I mean Unse😳

Me: Unse you mean ....mal bro? when Mal bro bcame Unse for you?😆

Payal : nahi mans Mal bro nahi ...I am not that kind .😕

Me: Payal first let me find out who is Unse then will tell u

Payal : I thought you know it...leave it I am not going to talk you now if you dont know him😕

Me: oh you mean sagar ..yeah tried to meet him last time but he was busy in doing some advertise for product which increases height😛

Payal:hmm Mans you better come on IF and find out unse and then come to meet me ..anyway I need to go now ..bbye and take care
Me: take care payal and have fun and dont forget to tell me who is Sagar's sagar😛


Then I wanted to meet Megha but thoght let me first find out where is she I mean what if she is already in India ...you never know
all are just going to India now days ...so I decided to call her first

Me: Hello Megha this is mans from IF
Megha: hello pahechaan kaun?😆
Me: what ? what is that pahechan kaun?😕 I know u r megha 😛
Megha:tell me pahechan kaun?😆
Me:Megha whats wrong ? Amey effect kya ? please stop it 😛
Megha : nahi one of my friend taught me pahechan kaun ...he says if you say that one phone 1000000 times then you will get chance to meet amey and for amy anything so Pahechan Kaun?😆
well I didnt have guts to hear pahechan kaun so many times so better luck next time with Megs.

Well I directly went to meet one of Mrs.Panna gill I mean Saba

Me: hey Saba whats up girl?😛
Saba: Hey Mans good you are here ..do u wanna get married ?I started real marriage beauro here😊
Me: Oh really ...thats cool
Saba: yeah and we have so many girls here ..I shows them panna pic and they all come for panna 😆
Me: but panna doesn't look like me ..he is more like saif 😛
Saba: I will tell them you are panna's cousin duurse and I am sure lot will be excited to get married with u in hope that atleast they will see panna some day😆
Me: oh so you want me to get married to girl who will be waiting for panna years and years well then what will I do😛 Let me go duurrrrrrr and will get married with them duurse😛

Saba: mans everytime u do this .😡..see I will be lawyer soon then bahut mahenga padega humse panga😳

Me: saba everyone knows u r lair from bachpanse ..I am just kidding so dont be mad.😆

Saba:I know you mans....let me go on IF and get u married with Monali😡

Me: yeah monali sharma nahi to prayas will kill me for geting married to his sweet laddo I mean monu 😛

saba: ok then see ya on IF ..and be ready to get married on IF

I got rahul's number from saba and I thought let me call Rahul and see if he wanna meet

Me:Hello Rahul kaise ho bro 😛
Rahul :Kaun hai aap ..kahase hai aap ...batao na dil ka map😆
Me: Rahul bro I am mans yaar ..
Rahul:Oh Maaaaaaaaans socha koi haseena hai , koi deewani hai jo shayari ki ashiqani hai 😆
waise ek sher suno mans
&nbs p; Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal ata hai
Ki kash mans bhi ladki hoti aur milne aati
kash ki mans bhi koi mansi hoti dil churati
magar ye ho na saka ye alam hai
aur aapna IF pe milna mukkamal hai ..bye bro see u on IF

well after thats I decided to meet ma sweet friend Maera ...yeah she is so sweet that I get scared to become IF daibetic

&n bs p; Me: Hi Maera look who is here 😛
Maera : hey who r u ? I never met u 😡
Me:see maera u bhool gayee ...I still remember that umbrella when we both used walk in the rain under that unbrella😆
Marea: what rain and what umbrella ? I dont even know u 😡
Me: so u must have fergot

vada-pav I mean desi burger ..I used to give u half of mine 😉
Maera : what vada ? I dont know anything mister 😡
Me:Maera sweety I am mans from IF so dont get confuse😊
Maera : oh mans cool ..finally we met but where were u so many days ? I dedicated so many songs for you .why dont you come on IF
and dedicate song to me 😳
Me: ok let me go and loggin on IF ...watch out song thread in few mins maera bbye sweety 😊


After Maera I was back in US so decided to checkout IF's Rakhi jodi yep prap and prayas..great both were there ..
Me: hey prap and prayas how u doin guys I am mans
prap : oh mans thats cool ...so u came to meet us alone....?

prayas: mans dont talk about monu or you will not go in 1 piece...samaja prapti mans ko bhai hu mai yahaka😡

prapti : why to samjao ..he know u r my bhai .😊

prayas: not that bhai ..tell mans if he talks about my rashogulla then wo khallas😡
Me:which rashogulla bro I thought monu is sweet laddo 😊
prayas: mans she is laddo for me only 😉..for you she is bhabhi nothing else .nahi to idharich game

ha ha ha!!!!oh god!!!!!!!wonderful post!!

Hello guys how ya all doin?Yes I am back and thanks for the warm welcome ....you guys are too good ...

So kothra good to see u here ...how is minal anyway? 😛 I still remember how happy u was after dancing in minal's concert
swt.smile do I know u ? I mean this Id looks new to me ...may be I know the face behind this id

Siddh bro how u doin man? Good to see u active...me doing great as such

Indianman I mean gowthy nice to meet u buddy

rahul bro I had good time OFF IF and now hopefullly on IF too will have great time ...

Megs I really called u ...see u fergot.😛.anyway how u doin?

Inaaki I mean ankita good to see u again

brun04,starsgo good to see u again ..
Coolsonu ofcourse I remember you ....u fergot I introduce u guys to all my IF buddies 😛

alishba_fareed thanks for welcome and good u liked the post

Karunya_Forverer good to see u again ...bcoz of karu we got one IF member with this id ...chalo IF ko kuch to mila ..

Well IF guys and gals and pals love me lot but I love them more than they do and thats why I am back 😛

It sounds like thanksgiving speech ....so let me stop

welcome bak mans bro 😛
o ok ur malluz n sabaz bro => ur my bro 😳 😳 😆
theek hai naa 😳 😛

hehe i read ur post n i was like 😕 was he on a world tour or what 😕 😆 😆
but really enjoyed reading 👏

Hey nida how u doin bro ...I am just mallu's bro I mean she is my bro too ...now one more bro ..nida bro 😛

Saba is my dushman friend...where is she ? lets see her reaction on Dushman friend ...its been while I haven't figheted with her 😛

And ofcourse I was on world tour...next time will check you out too 😆

i dint talk to her since.. long ... like 18 hrz 😆 😆
yea my saut she'll b happy to see dushman friend 😆
lol mans i know u by all those kid fightz u had wid saba 😆 😆

yoo welcome bak mans bro! 😳 thik hai na bro..apun be bro 😉 😆 btw its was a wonderfull post! 😳

Nida so u spoke with my dushman friend few hrs back ...where is the future lair ? 😛

Hey aman bro I mean soha ali khan aman ki shan ...how u doin bro ....changed ur id ?cool 😛

she mite b playing wid some1z head 😆 😆
or sum kidz mite b spinnin her head 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: mans

Hello guys how ya all doin?Yes I am back and thanks for the warm welcome ....you guys are too good ...

So kothra good to see u here ...how is minal anyway? 😛 I still remember how happy u was after dancing in minal's concert
swt.smile do I know u ? I mean this Id looks new to me ...may be I know the face behind this id

Thankx mans for a reply..

i guess u dnt know me..but m glad u know tht i went at meenal concrt...yah i alwasy talk abt meenal concert to everybody...

i cant forget tht day at ol yaar..

my name us huzaifa...but u can call me huzi