A Plea from ASRs Dollay (Arm Muscles)
(i posted this in the DT yesterday and my friends suggested that i post it here :)
i know that i am an appendage and i know that i am not as important as ASRs brain and heart but god dammit. i am one sexy appendage and my veins are droool worthy (if i may say so myself).
i know i know i am in shape and FK does a fabulous job of keeping me in shape and sexy. we sacrifice - He and i together. we avoid carbs after 8. we work out despite having 24 hour long shifts on days at end. we make it work.
i am the one who connects with ASRs brain and and together we calculate our moves together to defeat and spread our reign of terror, whether its the illegal fight club, ataank, the villagers, the Mirchi bazaar gunday or AKT. i am up for the task and perform it with an execution at same par as rajnikanth or bahubaali. i GET tremendous joy from the beating the crap out of folks who try to endanger Imlie - as you know my left jab is stronger than my right jab!
i am also the one who touches imlie the most, even though i was so so so envious of Aryan's cheek rub but i get plenty of action myself. i am all over her all the time and those are my moments. whenever i touch her ASR's heart beats harder (he denies it all the time that duffus but he knows it too). She melts in my embrace, all 30 kg of her. her heart beats faster and matches ASRs (they both deny it - these ghonchu's - but i know - i have a similar relationship with the heart that i share with ASRs brain and heart tells me everything)
SOOOOOOO..... As much as i enjoy holding Imlie immensely, asking me to hold her for 90% of the last 2 episodes is inhumane man! This has taken a toll on my health. The thrill, the current, the tharki pan lasted 10 mins and now i am dying under all of imlie's 30 kgs. AND it seems like Atif has other plans for me for the next episode as well, where i am being asked to not only hold on to imlie with one arm but also hold onto the falling mandap with another. ABAY mein hoon kiya tumharay liye, ATIF? mein bhi insaani appendage hoon. mairay bhi jazbaat hein, limitations hein, needs hein. mujhe agay aur kuchoo (what kuchoo - why am i talking like Imlie) bhi karna hein in hathoon ke sath (what is wildness touchy touchy is what my friend Jyoti refers to). If you are going to torture me so much right now how will i accomplish all that i need to. if i elaborate i will need to make this post mature and i want to leave things to your imagination regarding ASRs plans on how he intends to use me....
ATIF thora kaam wazan uthwao yaar. mujhe agay aur baray baray kaandh matbal kaam karnay hein. so much touching left to do man, abhi tua pheelings start huwi hein, samjha karo...